Quotes about “Never the same river”
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it's not as big as american thanksgiving. thanksgiving is like a top eight canadian holiday. i really think it's christmas, easter, victoria day, then maybe thanksgiving. i think i said like literally a different list last week, but it's never the same river and it's never the same man. so like christmas, easter, victoria day, thanksgiving, canada day. that's the way i look at it. it's bottom tier in the us. that's crazy, bro. you guys are missing out.
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oh there's a guy to our right, ryan. now he's kind of behind us to our right. okay. on the other side of the building. i took shots at a guy and i shouldn't have. i heard the shots. same. ooh, i didn't realize that blue was like, actually on top of me. it's like directly north of us, i think, ryan. yeah, i'm just gonna... oh, he's right in front of us! also a guy in the river. one in the water, yeah. well, i guess the lmg just doesn't shoot anybody ever, so i'm never picking it up ever again.
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it's never the same river, it's never the same cuomo. that being said, i am the same cuomo, i guess, now that i think about it. this is the same one, yes. kansas city chiefs moving from missouri to kansas for a new stadium. stephen merritt would be proud, man. huge. literally reading that headline on my other monitor. guy who has two monitors to read the news. just checking in. just making sure i fit in. rubbing and rubbing on my yellow leg.
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two days off. so when you get easter, you're like, oh, what about thanksgiving? in canada, thanksgiving is not nothing, but it's not as big as american thanksgiving. thanksgiving is like a top eight canadian holiday. i really think it's christmas, easter, victoria day, then maybe, i think i said like literally a different list last week, but it's never the same river and it's never the same man.
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are we back to thinking it's real? i never thought it was fake. i'm not one of those, i'll admit, okay, the kangaroo video where the dude punches the kangaroo. but i've kind of come around to thinking that one is real after seeing the other kangaroo video where the kangaroo grabs the dude's dog in the river and then it also is squared up like this. and then they start, they scuffle exactly the same way that like worldstarhiphop fight videos go. like they just start by like kind of grabbing at each other's faces a little bit.
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alright, i gotta get in a real place. i'm freezing to death. well, well, well, we meet again. and yet, it's never the same river and it's never the same man. yeah, sure, just walk right by me. don't say excuse me or nothing. can i speak to you? i'd like to buy something. can i have some yakisoba pan, please? added to inventory. you gonna ice this guy too? i mean, right now we're gathering strength. oh, baby. see, that's why you don't eat cat food, okay?
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i'm gonna give up just because i think they already gave up but what i'm mad because what's the one in washington? the potomac! okay, honestly had no idea was the elbow river in calgary never heard of they really called it main river. i'm gonna be honest. i could have gotten poe honestly, but i i thought the rhone was just the rhine but spelled slightly differently. i thought they were the same river just being honest
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because this looks like a major road. well, it is a major road. i don't know if it's the major road. what does this say? oh, it's just the same freaking sign except the other oh. oh no, it doesn't say boundary. it says... bor no, that does say boundary. boundary mountain view road. yeah. where the heck is south river sun ridge? yeah, i'll say i've never heard of sunny sun ridge. i've heard of sunny san diego. is it always sunny there?
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guaranteed all wikipedia right now. i'll find the proper damn in him. i don't care. oh, it's and ducks can't come from the same family they're the same species man. i've never seen bird a fish in its mouth well, you don't spend enough time in lakes and ponds and rivers man. you know where i go. i can infer what about the dreams over? i'm going back in the river again mighty ducks tv show man. oh
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wait, did you pick the same character i picked? gotcha, nick! gloves on, stay active until you get hit. i can never win! oh, it's piss river! yeah! i lost connection to the internet? oh no! uh oh. it's about that time, isn't it? gotta play the players. oh, it dropped me. that's the happiest left again. oh well.
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