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that's why you find those cooked videos funny? what's your video that's fucking hilarious? mmm, nancy pelosi on the floor of the new york stock exchange. be like, mmm, i think i will sell my boeing shares today. mmm, fuck you, man. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, wouldn't this premise be funny? whoa, what, what if, what, what, what if mama nancy's boeing shit?
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he did something like tone deaf recently too, didn't he? wasn't he? oh yeah! yeah! he had fucking... i remember now! yeah, james corden, he brought nancy pelosi on so she could show us her $11,000 fridge and all of her luxury ice cream. and james corden's just like, oh, i just love ice cream. yeah, tell me more about ice cream, about this pandemic. oh...
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please stop talking to me about nancy pelosi, okay? i've resisted looking up the image and i will not see it. maybe she just finished the quarry? she looked like a gamer! anyway, what were we oh yeah, we're talking about chicago blackhawks fans. i think you just gotta look, half the teams in nhl suck every year.
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you shit your pants, you're shitting on nancy pelosi. you know, i think i agree with them though. i don't want my beard to be gay honestly, you know? i think i want my beard to be as straight as possible. maybe as cool as hell. yeah, i've been drinking schmidt's gay since the 90s. it's called michelob ultra. oh shit. it was a tweet of...
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mmm, nancy pelosi on the floor of the new york stock exchange be like, i think i will sell my boeing shares today. hmm. fuck you, man. hey, hey, hey, hey, wouldn't this premise be funny? whoa, what, what if, what, what, what if? hold on here. give me a second. nancy's boeing shares?
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ignore every subsequent message because the messages says nl have you seen the? emphasis on the is surrounded by asterisks and now have you seen the picture of nancy pelosi? i have not seen the picture of nancy pelosi. i don't even want to imagine what heavy lifting the emphasis on the duh is doing there. don't look it up oh, no
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i can infer from chat that look, i'm not even gonna mention it. hold on. i gotta count the damn fruits. we got three durians and a banana in the picture does nancy pelosi have three durians and a banana one banana, okay, maybe this time okay
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my product is anti woke. you print out things that you think the anti woke people hate, you print it on the bottom of the sock so you're like, you're stepping on it. oh shit. dude, that's a good one. you could do the same underwear too. you could put it in the back bit and you could be like, you're getting shit stains on the wood walls. yeah, when you shit your pants, you're shitting on nancy pelosi.
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so the thing is with the idea is, if you're in good shape when you got gray sweatpants, you can kind of see the outline of your you know what? yeah, so they're like it's gray sweatpants season and then it's trump and he's got the sweatpants. so it shows the v lines on his abs which we all know that he has cuz of course. yeah, and then there's a really crudely drawn nancy pelosi that was
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la la la la. the pizzler. the pizzler. they really do need to add some more jamboree buddies, man. dlc. yeah. dlc in this game will go so hard, man. fire emblem. they should put nancy pelosi in this game. i don't know why that's so... i wasn't joking. we need a win, man. 7, 8, 9... the star's right there. ah, 9. i'd do 9. that sucks.
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it is a great tweet though. woody harrelson stepping into nancy pelosi's office. what's gonna happen when he gets out? spoilers, there's gonna be carnage. okay, i was a little scared of the blowfish, but big whoop, you're dead. i mean, are you seeing this, man? i'll start paying for twitter pro when they enable the feature for everybody where they'll just give you free bitcoin, which i saw they're rolling out, along with the ability to verify your nft profile image.
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