Quotes about “My penis in the fries”
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guy who turned democrat after he found out abraham lincoln was a republican. joker fan who still listens to his early stand up. guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. louis must be confused as fuck when someone asks her if she's ready.
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that was an amazing goal, i appreciate that. i only got 90 seconds here, okay? i gotta get something good here. uh... caveman podcast, be like, today's episode is brought to you by blueberries. thank you, chew, thank you. it's like a little sting at the end of it, i like that. a guy with a canadian food fetish, be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. yes! we got him!
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i like that. one second y'all, i'm consulting my notes. anybody here offended by foul language? no. what kind of foul language? well, the f word. wait, actually now that i think about it, i don't think this is foul language. a guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. yes! we got him!
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so if you had had a violent divorce from your colonial overlords, would you do things opposite them just to spite them? well isn't that what you guys are doing? isn't it like a oh yeah i guess it is! my dad ate fries like this, i eat my fries with ketchup, and our fish and chips are slightly smaller. in britain they pee out of their dicks so in the us we're gonna shit out of our dicks. yeah. that'll get them. i have yet to shit out of my penis.
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in a big city that can support like a relatively thriving local restaurant scene, that's pretty much all you got, man. guy with a canadian food fetish be like, yeah, i love poutine. poutine my penis in the fries. it's you, dr. debouti! don't get me started on calcis. calcis is like, what if somebody who thought tgi fridays was a good restaurant xeroxed it and made it even worse. holy shit, we almost scored?
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