Quotes about “My next joke”
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block unblock mute. but instead i was like, i recognize your avatar. i think you're making a joke. but in my head i was like denny hamlin is the best one. denny hamlin is just like, because it recognizes that i know a thing or two about the next tell sprint for the cup. it's an isaac me dude. it's not he's like me. like i wasn't going a jeff gordon, jimmy johnson, tony stewart, dale earnhardt jr. i hit you with the denny hamlin.
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who linked me to that tweet on twitter over the next, i don't know, the next 70 years of my life or whatever because it doesn't seem like it's ever gonna end. you need to find god. you need to invest in creating something for yourself instead of piggybacking on weird twitter. okay, that's a restart unfortunately. i got a dm to me so much. how like unfunny do you have to be to dm a joke to somebody else? can you please, they were saying, can you please get nl to see this?
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fix it next time yeah, i should probably change my mlg flag i had it on it's a joke cuz bear had the esl flag on yeah cuz we need commentary for them sometimes i should probably change it now that like people are watching and i missed it i think i may oh there you go right there i have gotten pretty good at herb side pretty bad at rocket league i
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just join a random streamer's chat, get well soon. someone, i started this stream yesterday, they said you sound a little sick. immediately i was like, fuck you, fuck you, listen to this. i'll be honest, i know it was like a joke, but i can't remember the last time i read a twitch chat message that, you know, didn't make me want to punch my own dick in. i always feel great typing the messages and then the next morning i'm like, why did i type that shit?
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i don't have his parts yet. oh, yes, you can also buy his parts in the next place. that's correct. yes, go there get those do that what do they give you a bonus to something? he gave me a lot of bonuses sometimes i ask you like oh i fell in the spikes sometimes i ask a serious question and you actually give you a multiple types of bonuses. yes multiple types of boners. that's my joke i just did that my joke or the high joke. oh
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or do you wait and hope you get one on the next floor? it's very simple. if there's one on the next floor, you would rather get it then. what on earth are you? marbles. enemies start combat with plus one vulnerability. haha, it's a spire joke. um... well, i do like fishtail. presumably we're gonna be headed down to the lamb fight after this, so we don't really wanna, uh... take the left hand with us. anyway, i didn't really finish my train of thought.
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we're gonna have salisteen first. she's gonna come in here do a couple of sm she shouldn't be standing right next to this guy. oh, that was not the move that i thought it was. my mistake. but at least she literally said, taste my blade, bro! she literally said, taste my blade! okay, she takes her free move and then this enemy is mentally broken. so we killed him instantly. okay, that was like a really good engagement. i was saying, taste my blade is a joke, but
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i'm getting yelled at to clean up the vomit that happened right next to her. what's up with that, man? i'm just saying there's a double standard. i'm not saying it's not acceptable. i'm just saying there's a double standard. if i was in a mahjong game and i did this, people would be calling from my head. they would be like, i thought all that sushi stuff was a joke, but it turns out actually he's evil. pause your game, bro. it'll take me out of my flow state, man!
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i only have one bomb left too. do we like, who do we piss off for our luck stat to be negative 68? at least make it one lower so that it could actually become a joke for me. thank you. so normally i wouldn't min max to this extent. oh, we actually got a nail charge immediately. okay. well, i was gonna say normally i wouldn't min max this extent, but i'm gonna use my nail charge immediately on the next room and then come back for this one so i can get double the damage bonus, but i think we might as well just get one extra play with it.
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i get it though, you don't want to put your contact information on the backpack because you're like that's a waste of like a little bit of pen ink and i'm not gonna lose it anyway, i never lose things. well, maybe lesson learned for next time. that's why i sew my name into my underwear just in case they fall off. double stitch on the waist of your pants? yes, pharaoh, the hudsucker proxy. mr. vendetti's such a nice man, i'm gonna give him the double stitch for free. the egg is on fire? me when i make one good joke in a row?
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