Quotes about “My mom fucked my dad”
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9791.140
oh yeah scrubbed from existence by some kind of time paradox yeah i went back in time and my dad fucked my mom but you want to fuck me initially and then oh really confused you can't say that on tv so speaking of that that motor city comic con this past weekend it's what you mean speak
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2589.30
if anthony fantano didn't care about his wardrobe... what the fuck, dude? i just bought new clothes! oh shit. that was hot. that was good. holy shit. that's... that's hard. justin looks like a cross between his mom and his dad after they fucked raw. oh my... you're okay. you are a little porta potty dude.
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1578.12
and then he said, it was horrifying. it looks like if my mom fucked my dad. it's such a funny comment, man. that is good. so good. my doctor said i have a bad case of the shits because i have just eaten a shit in the doctor's office, lol.
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140.80
my dad got himself fucked up every chance he got. always started with folk for no reason. hell, he was the one who taught me to shoot. you know how? by taking potshots at ncr and not just soldiers. civilians too. even kids. is this guy always such a bummer? ...tales about the folk they killed. bunch of animals. and my mom? couple of times she tried to sell me to some waster just to score some jet.
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5135.500
you're like, dan, you really let like one smooth ball guy get his, uh, his jeans in the whole gene pool and fuck it up for the rest of us, huh? it's fucked up, man. does balls like jump a generation? that's a thing. that's what i've been told. that it's colored for. it's like if your mom's dad is bald, you have a much higher chance to go bald. so again, i'm not saying this to be like, like, like weird or anything. i'm not, i'm not eliciting sympathy. it was a very long time ago, but, uh, my, my dad had a drug issue.
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2003.28
how do i exit the call? i really gotta think about this one. it's a bit of a head scratcher. i gotta keep the alliance strong. that that justin, your your joke reminds me of a time when i used a, uh, a filter on stream to make me look like a woman, and i was like, man, it really looks like my mom fucked my dad. that rocks.
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2565.22
if you look at chat and then you focus on the game for two minutes and then you look at chat and it's the same message that's like most recent in chat, it's like soul destroying. you're like, hey, hey, if you had to choose a superpower for your dad to have when he fucked your mom, what would it be? and then you're like, oh, my two viewers just left. no, no.
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4912.52
i remember my other joke, so it must be good. you ever notice how ryan looks like if anthony fantano didn't care about his wardrobe? what the fuck, dude? i just bought new clothes! oh shit. that was hot. that was good. holy shit. that's... that's... justin looks like a cross between his mom and his dad after they fucked raw. oh my...
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6384.46
i gotta keep the alliance strong. that that justin, your your joke reminds me of a time when i used a, uh, a filter on stream to make me look like a woman, and i was like, man, it really looks like my mom fucked my dad. that rocks. that's really funny. that's really good.
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4444.66
you know, hey happy birthday like, you know, it's the happiest day of my life. it should be the exact opposite. on your birthday, you should call your mom and be like, thank you for going through that. like that was fucked up. are you charging me? have you seen rent prices lately? you should be like, are you, you might've been insane back then, but yeah, you buy her a gift and then dad can show up too. you know, he can have an appetizer or something, but like,
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