Quotes about “My dad was there too”
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had a nice time at activity gym with my daughter, came into this thing. hey there, dad. hello. hi. i thought i was gonna blow it out of the park today. instead, i'm getting blown out of the park. i think it's, i love a buffalo. i for real think it's too late. we almost like have put ourselves in a situation where the only thing that matters is getting a microbe. and i think that's probably not great. i like a scorpion, but i feel like it's come down the
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on a similar note, apparently i was difficult to potty train because my dad told me that after you poop, sharks show up and eat your poop out of the toilet. obviously. how else do you think it gets out of the toilet? sharks show up? yeah. sharks come out of the drain and they eat your poop. i'm not gonna put my butt there then, because there's sharks. yeah, that's valid. well, the toilet snake could get up there too is the other thing.
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my dad like hooked it up and then i had to sit there and watch my mom and dad play contra a couple of times before they would let me play it and it was it was pretty bad like i was actually kind of upset all the time i just couldn't wait to play and they're like no no no no one more try we just ate that's my whole life you know waiting for my older brothers to get off so i could play you know three older siblings that's true although my sister never really played games she was too busy
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yo, give it a chance man. this is how, you know, you think brian cranston just walked onto the set, he was walter white day one? you gotta give him a shot. he's probably like, hey i'm malcolm in the middle's dad, i sell meth, give me a job. here we go, american truck simulator. the ad is for trucking right now as well which is perfect. you're just driving a truck, there is no game? alright, we're gonna play four hours of firewatch. so yo, you're too loud, game. i've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
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i made my daughter a grilled cheese sandwich yesterday, but i fucked up because i made the sandwich too good. so she ate the whole thing. and normally when i make the sandwich, i don't make it that good. i try to, because i'm trying to be a good dad, but like, you know, it comes out like not cooked enough. so it's kind of like, you know, there's no turgor pressure. this one was like crispy all the way through.
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so there is like there's context to this because like i was scared of elevators as a kid too. but then like i didn't know why i just thought i was dumb. and then when i got older my mom was like, yeah, you were scared of elevators because one time when you were little you went on one with your dad and he jumped in it got stuck and it took you like half an hour to get out. and she will not let him forget it.
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well, as none of you might expect, as you might remember, as you should remember, because it's what blue baby starts with, and did so many blue baby runs trying to get up to platinum god. it was a dark time in my life, what can i say? i'm not proud of it. we eventually got the job done back there, and eventually we get the job done with these challenge runs too. that's the way dad did it, that's the way america does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. well, i'm gonna take some more damage. maybe it hasn't worked out as well as i thought.
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you know these might be big mama's house too. no? comedy, oh it's uh, run tell em. run, run, run tell that! i don't know martin lawrence's live stand up's name. run tell dad! i was fucking there man, i wasn't in the audience. i was there in 02, i was there. i had my eyes open, i was paying attention. dreamworks. perhaps animated? no.
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that's kinda cool, actually. our first assignment was just drawing, like doing a shop plan. but then we made, weirdly enough, the first thing we made was a box. oh yeah, we made boxes too, that's right. but then the last thing we made was a giant wooden pocket knife. whoa, that's cool. that's interesting. it was really weird. i wonder if i... it's still there. my dad probably has it in a box somewhere, but that was a very strange thing that we made. you didn't put it in the box you made?
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yeah, i think this is our first nightfall too. curves are done. curves are done. oh damn, that was easy. i'm gonna want to get all the stone in the world up top if we needed. there's wood south to deliver if you guys have a spare second. wait. only downside of the ghost cars, i find it hard to see what's in the storage. true dad, call me. it's pretty minor. yeah, you can try to look. oh, there's some wood back here. okay. i have the stigmatism. oh my bad.
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