Quotes about “Mr beast”
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nowadays my travels are a little more degenerate. it's like a two day trip to north carolina cuz mr. beast bought me a private jet and i saw that yeah we're in ireland. i you think we're not in new zealand. no, it's not pretty enough. i think you might be right we might be in ugly new zealand also known as australia. i think you're right with ireland for the record i'm just gonna go in australia to hedge though. i'm gonna go to zealand to hedge that's a great head. i on it. i think that i
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alright. ew! i didn't think that was happening. wtfnl, what's your problem? you guys never played dodgeball? i guess canadian dodgeball leagues are a whole new beast. that's how you win! that's what mr. vanderbilt said. happy birthday, mr. vanderbilt.
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that's why when i was talking about it with ludwig i was like, i don't know about you man, but well no i guess he well well, let's tell we were talking about flying on mr. beast's private jet and i was like, did you think about the troubling stats about? private plane and chartered plane crashes versus commercial flights like i think i would rather just i
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yeah, you're not getting me on a private plane. no, absolutely not. you never know. they might just be like, you know, hey, fuck it, let mr. beast fly it for 10 minutes or something like that. i don't know how the rules work on that stuff.
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yeah? but you can do an extra wrinkle on it. you could do something like, um, the guy who's never had his dick sucked but is eating a lot of pineapple because he heard it makes his cum taste better. it's just like a just in case. yeah, it's like always stay ready. mr. besat. mr. beast. they are famous for the superstar growing. oh. they're nothing like zepthos. okay, so the electric cabin, not an electric cabin.
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anybody anybody else get like do you think it's fucked up that like i was in a grocery store yesterday and i saw that we have the mr. beast chocolate in our like to one go mainstream supermarket here i got like everywhere here. i got mad go. i feel like yeah, that's i've heard nobody say anything good about it well, yeah, no, i hear it is not good tasting. i mean my i had maybe i am when my mom was here she bought some
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you gotta give my mom a little bit of a pass on this one. she doesn't know what that is. well, yeah, he knows that like i'm a youtuber and so is mr. beast. so i think she bought it to be like, you know, check it out. i think your job is like legitimate. yeah. nice dance with that. i mean, you know, the products aside, i'm like, could be i don't know. it could be worse people, right? yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. i don't know. i have nothing to base this on really except his smile.
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yeah. have you guys seen house of cards, season one and two? you know, i feel like mr. beast is like the president you get before his vice president usurps him as a result of his naivete and it creates like the fourth reich. i see where you're coming from. i see where you're coming from. two, one, go. you know, because i do think all i mean, i don't know. i clearly don't know the person. i'm not trying to be parasocial here. two, one, go. at least it's not prime. they seem fine.
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but i do agree that they, yeah, i could see, i wouldn't want bad actors to take control of mr. beast. i saw him tweet because he was talking about like possibly running for president one day and he tweeted like
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if i were ever elected president, i would simply always do what is best for the american people. and stuff where i was not knowledgeable, i would employ a team of experts to advise me for what to do. and i was like, oh no. this is like the guy you get where the vice president's like, very noble, mr. beast. very noble president. and then he kills him in his sleep. two, one, go. it's also like he looked up
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imagine thinking that's all x is. that's x excluded. i mean, that's the world's public square. i was talking about the bad social media networks. not x, which at this point is like a public utility, right? isn't it a bank now? it's a bank now. something, or maybe i got it confused with mr. beast burger. ouch. balls deal more damage after hitting the back, but otherwise damage is reduced. okay, well, hit the back. hit the back, bro.
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you guys did the answers too fast. i would eat that. it's me. it's you. i know that sandwich had you screaming. i like my sex like i like my chocolate bar from mr. beast. nice. that's good. where's the joke?
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mr. beast is suing his delivery partner for those whack ass mr. beast burgers. that's so funny. like, just not the lawsuit, i'm sure that's very stressful, but just the way you phrased it. i never had the mr. beast burger. all this shit to me seems like a 2020 fever dream, where we all went like a little bit fucking insane. good on anna hill, she received a rudimentary management certificate.
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but like isn't the thing with mr. beast burger is that the reason that it was able to be offered in every major city worldwide was because of the fact that they all operated out of ghost kitchens that were in restaurants where the restaurant didn't really have customers because of the fact that it was like covid lockdowns, right? so
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isn't every mr. beast burger gonna be different? like i get the fact that there's a standardized procedure and recipe and to some extent the ingredients and stuff like that, but i just never really felt compelled to get a mr. beast burger because i was like the mr. beast burger in los angeles is gonna be different than the mr. beast burger in vancouver. so like if i'm gonna eat some crappy food, i don't want to
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do it from a ghost kitchen situation because as soon as i bring it up on stream, people are gonna be like, well my mr. beast burger was really good and i'll be like, where do you live? and they're like, charlotte, north carolina? i'm like, well i don't know, maybe they're using a five guys ghost kitchen in charlotte, north carolina but here they're using like a burger king or something, i don't know. mine was emitting green smoke. you didn't get the mr. beast burger, that's a crazy hamburger.
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like out of business or something. i don't know. actually, how wild is that to indie games, super mega baseball, bato by ea, bato by saudi arabia? bato by mr. beast. oh my god. oh my god. we have the greatest code of all time. you said that last week. no, but this is actually... is this a horny pack? i think they do predetermined codes. no, no, this is this is mad versus shitty. i'll tell you the code because i gotta hide it. oh shit. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh my god. yeah, that's crazy.
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imagine if your kid was a veteran. i didn't even think about that shit. that would go so fucking hard. maybe i'll put my kid in the military. is there like a child army, but like not, you know, a bad way? is there like a good child army? maybe like mr beast subscribers?
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