Quotes about “Movie parent”
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they're like, one's in the uk, one's in the us, they meet at summer camp, he's the dad. the parent trap! the parent trap with lindsay lowe and he's the dad! and i was just like, they switch. and then the new fiance of quaid in that movie looks identical to the girl from mad men. like, i'm like, is that the girl from mad men? and my wife's like, no, this movie is like 10, 15 years ago. i'm like,
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6803.80
it's like with the parent next to the kid, you can show it to your kid kind of thing. parental guidance. it's like, it's so bs. it should just be like, what is the parent gonna do next to you watching the movie? oh daughter, just close your eyes. it's okay. it's gonna be okay. hold my hands. like how is the parent gonna guide you through? close your eyes. let me just like tell you what's happening on the screen.
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you'll cry during i'm still here? i think that's fair. i basically cry. i feel bad i cry in like almost every movie i watch. i did not cry during my old ass and that's a movie that actually has some like parent and kid like relationship stuff that normally is the kind of stuff that in like a google meet commercial can really like extract the tear from me. but my old ass, i don't know. i felt like it didn't earn it. i apologize.
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1691.620
there isn't. it's not that, it's honestly, i think it's a parent's movie disguised for kids. okay. but the kids love it. i mean, it's just a good movie. but they sang a song from that and now i can't hear the spotify version because it's instant waterworks. so you don't think a wild robot now, you think of your kids singing it with the hand motions and dude, that was me with that sarah mclachlan song from toy story 2.
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1163.12
you know, were i the parent of a... of a... an adolescent child? i feel like i'd be like, well if you can't see the movie with 75, i don't really feel like you should be able to see the movie with 2 either. like... i'm not saying i would introduce a 3 year old kid to like, you know, pulp fiction or something like that. violence i understand. because kids, uh... mostly, like i don't think it's a corrupting influence on a child, but i think that movies can be scary, you know? when you're... when you're younger, you got a less...
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6633.06
that doesn't look like it says hocus pocus. or is failure to launch, okay kate hudson was also in the skeleton key from like the mid 2000s which i do not see. she's also in knives out 2 which i don't see. is it jennifer lopez? do i see monster in law? i don't. maybe this is an older actor or actress and they did not play the romantic interest in this movie. maybe they played a parent.
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630.70
45 seconds of the movie opening, there's a scene of coitus, which is, you know, again, i'm not one of those people that is like, you know, it's okay if my child plays grand theft auto v and is like, you know, running people over, but if they ever see an areola, then i've failed as a parent. but the flip side of that is i also didn't anticipate, you know, reckoning with that
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5667.360
we got a lot of like, i'll be there if you build it, i will come type shit. but we don't have like the kevin costner guy who's actually gonna link and build it. like look what he said, we should all co parent a child and make them really good at streaming like i show speed co parenting summer. and i replied, would actually go crazy. i'm thinking my life like a movie for real. and then i posted a screenshot from three men and a baby. and then he said, yes, sir, let's make moves on this. anyone else is more likely more than welcome to join.
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3167.800
what the fuck? you ever watch like a movie from the 1980s? what do you mean mom you don't understand? you guys were born 17 years apart. you're literally peers. you should treat her with respect, bro. mom, you don't understand. what the fuck? like mom's like 34, bro. what do you mean she doesn't understand? you're 17, she's 34. why are you beefing? that's oomph. that having a young parent is chill if they're breaded.
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5084.72
yeah like put these on this guy right here oh yeah make yourself into like a that movie tusk oh you look real good with this guy you think he wants some everybody gets tusks now yeah police officer gets tusks get this like flying guys and oh no i'm one step ahead of you dude he's already been given the tusks oh good good all right you know what take a pressure washer parent remover that man's greatest foe
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