Quotes about “Motherfucker man”
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1852.620
oh man, fuck, corey got the fucking dead end terminal motherfucker. fuck, open, open, open. i wanted to change my esteem name today, i just didn't get a chance. i'm gonna be vern edqvist, glenn gould's piano tuner from 32 short films about glenn gould. dude, i just thought of something amazing. if the esports, if the best cs player
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3666.120
all right, we got it this round. this is the one. one nade in that tunnel. it could have been the first nade triple kill man. steps long again, corey. yep, i can't see. motherfucker, if it ain't one thing, it's a fucking other man. good shit, good shit. arm dropped. one left, i'll be your teammate. throwing fire. watch behind, kane, yeah. he made it, it's top mid.
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2793.06
it's a picture of monster crafts. no, no, no, no. i hate this motherfucker, man. it did create that sick moment, though, where the dogs were trapped inside more than once, man.
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2801.60
he's a russian general remembered as an unlucky assistant to alexander suvorov during his swiss expedition of 1799 to 1800? how many rimsky korsakovs are out there? sorry, that's a different rimsky korsakov, no relation. this motherfucker... does it piss you off when you see that somebody born in the 17... a man born in the 1700s lived to be 87 years old? that shit pisses me off. fuck you. you dickhead. why?
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1903.180
damn, i'm used to punishing you with pukdoku after you make fun of my line in movie to movie, but now you're being rewarded with pukdoku after i make fun of your... after you make fun of my swanky line. okay, 50 games played in their career for a wild defenseman. damn, that's tough. okay, give me a second here. 50 games played in their career for an oilers defenseman. let's find someone... let's find oscar kleffbaum, man. handsome motherfucker? i didn't know this is what oscar kleffbaum looked like.
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3137.20
if they don't poke you back, then you gotta send them a message and be like, hey, i poked you. why didn't you poke me back? you can just click the, there's a button right next to the poke that says poke back. oh, yeah. then they start telling you some shit. like remember the dude in our high school who died? and you're like, oh man, i should, i poked the wrong motherfucker. he's feeling melancholic. i got this 19 year old former classmate in my facebook messenger now that's like, remember the good old days? and you're like, oh fuck.
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3241.98
you should really only fuck with like these 25% with like a few exceptions. so i'm not gonna be the motherfucker that gives like, you know, past lives a 4 because it's not as good as the godfather part 2 or whatever. that seems crazy to me. past lives is actually a 4 though? okay, zoomer. oh, he's fucking clean with it, man. he's fucking clean with it. don't worry, it'll be a 5 for you one day. in another life when we are both cats.
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4582.72
went to the grocery store, didn't even look at the cosmic crisps. they're grown in washington state. okay? i said, that's fine. i'll go with the envy's. look at the envy's. no fucking location data. jim patterson ass save on foods, daryl motherfucker. you think i don't know in a trade war what no location data means? that means you bought that shit from fucking idaho. so what did i end up buying? little fucking gala apples that are literally like this big, man. like the cosmic crisps are like the size of your fucking head.
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4611.40
the galas are like i gotta use like three of them per smoothie. apples are c tier? yeah, you get what you pay for man. i'm paying c tier prices for c tier fruits. i'm eating dishes you have heard of from places you visited. i'm moving similar. you have seen a motherfucker like me before. mozempic action bronson be like, i'm eating a ham sandwich with the chocolate milk.
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4641.10
it could work man. sedentary bronson? yes, man. drama, drama bronson? there's something there. you fuck with the sai bowls? i did for like three days until i found out it's literally candy. i was like, damn, this shit tastes way too good for something that's supposed to be this good for you. come to find out the motherfucker's based on soft serve ice cream, man. it's like 2,400 calories a bowl or something like that. it's crazy.
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1752.04
we can't be in a recession, man. because whenever i see an old motherfucker going through a midlife crisis, they're 100% driving a porsche. every single time. how do they have this kind of disposable income, man? it's gotta be they gotta raise rates again! it's craa i don't know if it's part of this is because i moved. i was talking to kate about it.
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138.380
you fucker. i don't think i've literally been guppy since i started playing this game again, man. little gup. 20 20 and two thirds of guppy already? i don't even have oh, do i have 20 20? oh, i got it from eden's blessing. that's why i ain't got the specs. here's the good run you asked for? like, literally, why do you fucking hate me? i didn't even do anything. you motherfucker.
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how long? it's taken years for them to dig through solid rock and build infrastructure down there. it's fucking crazy, man. at least oak and granville's not that backed up anymore. oak and granville! let me think. oak and granville run in the same direction, you motherfucker. they both run north south. you are a cylon.
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1096.520
and you know what? she's right. i oftentimes order a salad or something or a bowl and then they always put the bowl in front of her and they always put the burger in front of me. it's crazy, man. i get it. i get it. because probably they see a lot of dates where like the dude's like, oh, the burger. but they got the wrong motherfucker. sit down restaurants have the best burgers. you're literally american. it's crazy. i just...
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a long fart and or a loud fart. we got to bring back. we need a motherfucker who's not afraid to fart in the mic. long farts are the best. see now you're getting it man. now you're getting it. or a squeaker. what's weird though like there was every once in a while i go through like a fart heavy phase
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1017.10
for a kill and a decent amount of damage actually. not the best first turn, but it could have been worse. i think we're gonna zealously accuse again. it should get us another kill. oh, it got us two. that's too good. now this poor motherfucker should be dead. we pistol shot him. game over, man, game over. the stress is getting real here.
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1377.00
dogs have a latching reflex when they bite onto their prey. so you wait for them to bite your hand and then you shove your fist down their throat and they suffocate. i'm sure it would hurt like a motherfucker, don't get me wrong. i'm not saying i would be like, you know, hahaha that's what you get, like i'm sure i would be screaming but like... please stop. he came at me first man! i don't think you can grab the bone bro. i don't think it's... it's too smooth to grab. it's too smooth to grab.
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