Quotes about “Motherfucker”
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you gotta go see a doctor, man. there's a part where that stops being funny and actually we're legit worried about you. we need you to go to the doctor, rob. there's no joke to that. someone on chat, please go to webmd and type in what happened when someone coughs up and tingles. this motherfucker's thinking funny. oh my god. starting to get a little uncomfortable here.
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oh, god damn it. you need pen and paper with this motherfucker. yeah, that's the point of it. it's memory. yeah, you gotta write it down. let me handle that part. you just read the instructions and i will confess them. okay, so then in the future you gotta... no, no, no! we got two minutes, 59 seconds. the time is over. we got a maze, and it's column one, row two is green circle one. then, the other green circle, column six, row three. i am a white dot that starts in column two.
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you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go.
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he's more of a, he likes the finer beers i guess. really? too good for the high life. yeah, that motherfucker. i spent like my entire college years be like, dude, you should try some craft brews. and then all of a sudden college end i'm like, man, i'm broke so i gotta buy like shiit. and then he's like, nah man, you should buy like craft beers now. i'm like, you fucker, you had your time to enjoy. i'm not re rolling my run you wild people. wait, what are these nerd specs?
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she didn't really fart that much. i slept in her bed once, it didn't smell of farts. yeah, she seemed pretty clean. do an alice cooper impression? no more, mr. nice, get on something like that. oh, you picked the wrong song, motherfucker. which school's out? feed my frankenstein! undead. thank you, alice from the brady bunch.
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flash in the pan what some way to use the pan lion steaks flash in the paint you never heard of this expression no, a flat never fires. just lash it hand fire was just invented you motherfucker it's going along with what you had to say. oh, i hate kiddie cuz you know pan idiot. there's no pans invented at the time. yeah yeah, what is the three? i'm a flash in the rock oh
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both went in the same direction on that one. oh, oh, oh, oh! that was a good hit. it wasn't really, this guy just missed. oh shut up! it was a good hit. thank you. this mode shows josh missing in slow motion. if we lose to canadian cannabis, this motherfucker has a 652 ping. he's high as shit. imagine what this is doing. he's so high his internet connection's high too.
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you gotta blow open the side to get to the jetpack. where's the ladder? umm... i win? one of us took us out. i'll take it. it's alright. new strats will be learned. no! ahh! come back! i timed it just like a split second too shittily. oh god, i got that flare off, dammit. ohhh! fuck! get out! motherfucker! oh! got it!
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and the supermodel is dead. her shotgun can't save her, she can't even end her own suffering with it. luigi mario, apocalypse, kaiju, throw down. time's done. i'm ready, bear. ain't nobody impervious to frostbreath, motherfucker. you think this is some kind of kiddie school playground bullshit, frostbreath? this is that full torrential force, gale wins,
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dactylic hexameter, motherfucker. do you speak it? homer k pop star riding a war elephant onto a rickety old bridge. yeah, that shit's gonna collapse, but how big do you think a fucking elephant is? probably taller than that train bridge. he's just gonna land on the ground. stomping on your bitch ass with your t rex spewing glitter all over the damn place. i'm a k pop star! don't you think that's encouraging me? i am only powered further by your best weapon. i am immortal in this fight. i win.
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you should at least open up to the guy like, hey, i'm gonna order a bunch of different things right now. cause like the guy keeps coming back to the counter thinking like, okay, this motherfucker's done. but no, he's got another meat that he's gotta unwrap now. he doesn't know. was the guy taking off his gloves every time too? cause that would just be the icing on the cake really.
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motherfucker is all i got you have a plantain stuffing no, no why? that point why are you just like blend some beats into the shape of a log and then cook it have a beet loaf i don't support your plantain bullshit. it's not a contain supernova. okay fuck i
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it just costs you xp i think is really the only punishment there. is that the last one? ah, there should be one more. behind us. don't! oh motherfucker! you're walking into me! you're walking into me! i'm metal detector! i'm staying clear! i'm standing totally still! my metal detector was beeping on your giant metal body for some reason. this is actually made entirely of plastic. it's recycled garbage bags.
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abbreviated fucking they don't call me the the cob the cob s like i'm still trying to make cbs work is it it's already a thing motherfucker if anybody runs around saying rls, i think freaking retail loyalty site so like how many i think rl stein the true rls. yeah. yeah, i'll do it again franchise. oh
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it's originally what i thought it was, then i was like, oh this shit just makes coins, whatever. me and stuart is me, we're gonna blow the scene wide open when the mining scene starts. i'm gonna give him ideas and then he's gonna not make them and then i'm gonna be sad. my stream just crashed, that's weird. went down and back up. motherfucker. let's not have one of those days. it was like a teeter totter. it was the teeter totter, yeah, teeter totter effect.
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yes! i won this map for once in my life! or did i? i've never won that map! yeah, i really hope that she's not watching right now. she's gonna be like, oh yeah, who's getting laid, motherfucker? whoa, that was chaotic. what happened there? oh, yes! oh, there's fire raining! calling the shower on you!
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