Quotes about “Morgan Spurlock”
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The Northernlion Live Super Show! [August 4th, 2014] (1⧸2)
- 2845.66 i should do like a morgan spurlock style documentary like how many liters of arizona iced tea can i drink before i just die? that's an awful idea. which is the newest awful idea. i don't know, i like my ideas today. i think they're inventive and out of the box. i think i should probably get a promotion actually. sure, yeah. i just gave it to you right now. sweet. you're an even x. i don't know how you're qualified. Search ↗
posture check - Bits and Banter _01_04_2024_
- 861.64 five years old probably, i may occasionally mix a mcdouble into the ecosystem instead. did you know that in super size me the reason the dude got so messed up is because he was an alcoholic, not because he was eating mcdonald's every day? listen, i'm sure that there is a little of column a and column b, but that is actually my morgan spurlock black pill. it's like when we watch that shit in 11th grade, Search ↗
This doesn't feel real man (Miscellaneous)
- 4477.720 my goat has body dysmorphia. maybe a little bit like in one of the good ways, i think. but keep in mind, i grew up in the mid 2000s when the culture was like all about being thin, you know? i mean, we made morgan spurlock into the biggest celebrity in journalism for telling us how dangerous it is to eat mcdonald's every day while also consuming 15 to 30 alcoholic drinks. it's crazy we didn't suss it out, man. Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 364 [Isosceles]
- 1298.30 then you know when they get older you go hey, we're gonna go to mcdonald's and they go oh, no i'm like can't get any good salads at mcdonald's you think that would happen or would you just raise a child? that's really boring because for some reason we equate eating bad food with being more entertaining. i don't know i don't know it's just it's interesting to think about like i think there's two kinds of people in the well there's many kinds of people in the world i think there are more than two kinds of people in the world but there are two kinds of people that are like this one is morgan spurlock from Search ↗
- 1332.86 super size me and the other one is the guy that morgan spurlock interviews who eats a quarter pounder with cheese every day and that's it or a big mac every day morgan spurlock's like i'm gonna investigate all the dietary effects of eating at mcdonald's and see the effects it has and oh you know i've gained weight, and you know my pp doesn't work as well as they used to and my moods fluctuating and then there's this other guy who's like i just eat like one big mac a day and nothing else and i have the greatest life of all time and Search ↗
- 1362.30 at some point in your life you have to decide who are you gonna be? are you gonna be morgan spurlock or are you gonna be big mac guy? i think i've... i've... grandfathered myself into morgan spurlockdom, but i am envious of the big mac guys. i wish i uh... i mean it's very self serving to say, i wish i could just turn my brain off and enjoy it, but no i... Search ↗
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house mdle - Bits and Banter [04⧸07⧸2026]
- 4709.460 but keep in mind, i grew up in the mid 2000s when the culture was like all about being thin, you know? i mean, we made morgan spurlock into the biggest celebrity in journalism for telling us how dangerous it is to eat mcdonald's every day while also consuming 15 to 30 alcoholic drinks. it's crazy we didn't suss it out, man. like the dude, he had a cheeseburger for lunch and then chicken nuggets for dinner and was throwing up. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [June 19th, 2017]
The Binding of Isaac： Repentance! (Episode 135： Digestif)
- 631.14 you remember when every documentary on netflix was just super size me but with like a different chemical? so there's super size me where morgan spurlock eats only mcdonald's. i don't know why i said it like that. it's only mcdonald's for a month straight and you know his pp stops working. and then there was like super high me which i think you know comedians smoke some cannabis every single day. but then there was like you know Search ↗
When your goat is washed (The Binding of Isaac： Repentance)
- 1161.36 did you know that in super size me the reason the dude got so messed up is because he was an alcoholic, not because he was eating mcdonald's every day? listen, i'm sure that there is a little of column a and column b, but that is actually my morgan spurlock black pill. it's like when we watch that shit in 11th grade, Search ↗