Quotes about “Mono”
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442.100
your mic was going mono, most likely your mic isn't plugged into all oh no, this isn't me. no, i had the same problem with lin. uh, there's something wrong with skype, i've got to close the program and call you back and it'll be fixed. it's actually my side. i didn't know this was my side. sorry guys. that is no problem. it'll be right back. yeah, no, this is real annoying. i really love skype. all the time. every day, every minute of every day of every month of every year.
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3050.220
thank you ml news for the dollar donation said your mic was going mono most likely your mic isn't plugged in right i yeah i addressed that that was skype
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3562.280
like what if you get sick for like a week? what do we get mono? i guess you get it that happened to me okay, the the thing is they'll almost always have to work with you if you have a serious problem that you bring to their attention it's just if it's just like you're kind of disappearing for a while and then at the end you're like hey, they showed up i want my grade like well, where were you can you prove that you were not here for a good reason if you can and you got a case
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3591.580
like i had to miss a final in a graphic design class and i still passed because i had a legitimate reason. that's crazy. that was real fucking sick. i had mono like about as bad as you can get it. it was like two weeks of me not getting out of bed. oh yeah man. i had norwalk once so i'm with you. i think having norwalk for like a week and a half permanently raise my number of bow movements per day by like 0.05 for life.
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3622.620
that's pretty bad. i'm not saying that i have 20% more bowel movements now. what i'm saying is that i had so many for those 10 days that over the rest of my life i will not be able to get back down to my norm. i've just blown it out. and i didn't even get mono from something cool like kissing somebody. i just got it off a cup. that's how like 99% of mono happens, right? yeah, it's called the kissing disease, but you know it doesn't happen that way for everybody.
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3657.260
that's what i've always heard. and it stays with you for life too, which is really shitty. if you are especially stressed out, you'll feel it again. like lives in your spinal fluid or something like that? and then you get sick and it's like... i don't know about that, but maybe? your body sends a message to your brain stem and it's like, hey, he's really stressed out. you know what would be sweet? release the mono. he could really... he could really use mono right now. i know that that's not how it actually works, but that's how it feels, i guess.
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8633.100
puck is greater than all the mono is puck new? oh, we didn't play puck. i don't think puck existed if puck's real. we will look into this for the next one. puck is an intelligence hero on the radiant side. i hope austin would know about that. yeah, the very famous dream coil won the international free i got a dream coil for you right here. ooh. thanks to dang geesling for that.
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724.980
you know me too. i can't really hate it. i'm just so you do you me as well. yes. oh, that is a good pill i wonder how much south park has actually hurt bono's career maybe a lot it's got to be more than zero right because i i never really heard that much shit about mono being an asshole until that episode where he takes the world's largest shit emergency urgent but i will say that i
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1976.520
we had the little wire to hook it up through the tape player. yeah, yeah, yeah. wow. and we all his old like... yocks. yeah, he even puts like mono stereo like 48 whatever hurts when he used to make them. he was such a nerd. hurts donut. thanks dan gheesling for the host. i didn't get to pick. oh, no, josh's cursor is stuck on the right side of the... that was weird. alright, alright, we gotta make a surf hole.
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4525.580
alright, mono e ooh! oh boy, alright. no no no, the camera's not even for me yet! oh, wolf cut is back shaved. battle, battle, battle! i will battle you! i'm delaying the battle till the science get here. i have the premiere jumping ability. oh my god, this guy's so bad. where you going, robin? jumping! ooh, is it gonna work? woo! oh! i heard the soccer ball. i am your nut god! for a few more days! nice. oh god!
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155.080
pepper? sweet corn? why do we call it sweet corn? no corn, because it's sweet. but is there a different kind of... it's a variety of corn that's especially sweet. there's strains, is what he said. here, okay, wait, wait, wait. i'm gonna try something here. you don't know isaac seed while we're waiting? hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. am i balanced now? because... i don't know, are your feet on the ground? well, i changed it. it was like mono settings, none. and then i went, okay, balance it left to right.
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i actually just stream everything in mono because stereo really doesn't matter that much over livestream. there's enough yeses in there that i would say... dude, i think that is yes. thank god you've done it. i can only rely on a luke, honestly.
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10130.340
i'm definitely in the 90s. i specifically get stuff to make sure that i have them on hand if i want one. sincerely. yeah. that is madness. when i had mono, i went on a binge because it was the only thing that i could eat that didn't kill me and like make my throat feel like it was going to implode.
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3288.960
and i was like, yeah, you know, i took the precursor class to this and it was fun. c sharp is a cool language. and like, i sometimes i'm at my hobbies developing games in unity. and he's like, oh, that's really cool. next. and then the next guy was like, hey, i took the precursor to this class and i used to develop an xna, but then when microsoft killed it, i switched to unity, but it sucked. so i'm now learning mono game myself at home. and i was like, ok, i didn't realize that it was
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3316.720
that it was a nerd dick measuring contest. well, i wrote my own language in assembly to build the game because the tools in mono game were too handholdy for me and that i could have used that extra six megabytes of ram that they allocated to a ui to run my games 0.0. oh yeah? that's some pussy shit. i engineered my own engine in minecraft using redstone motherfucker. i'm blowing what he said out of proportion a little bit, but
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7922.060
yeah, i'm not into pee and poop stuff. it just doesn't do it for me. i don't even like kissing, because i just don't like fluids. bodily fluids. it's all gross. i'm fine with fluids, just not pee and poop. my wife has mono. that sucks. you're gonna have it eventually.
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7940.900
no, i already had it. oh, you had it, good. i'm still dealing with it, i guess. wait, did you confirm that it was mono? nah, we're just kind of like guessing. damn, i lost the place. it's definitely a virus because the antibiotics didn't do shit. yeah. yeah. so i'm pretty sure it's mono. damn, you guys were close. holy shit. our doctor ghosted us, so i'm not sure.
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who gave me mono? somebody on the friggin boat cruise in the thousand islands. if you're watching this and you know anybody who went on the thousand islands cruise on like june 24th, 2018, you ask them if they've been sick over the course of the last month, okay? if they say yes, kill them because they are patients of your own mono. i can't do that. the only way to cleanse the infection is to stop it at its source.
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7994.420
so if patient zero dies, everyone that has it currently is cured? correct, yes. yeah, it's like a vampire. i love thousand island dressing. but will i get mono from it? from thousand island dressing? yeah. thousand island dressing? i can't say that you wouldn't.
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if somebody is sucking on the top of it, you might. delayed start. fine, you'll hit a bunch of hurdles and i'll catch up. no, i'll hit a bunch of hurdles and i won't catch up. did kate get thrush? i don't think she got thrush. that's good. ooh, nick, it was so close. yeah, very close. says the man who flew while sick. i mean, it's true. i did fly while i was... well, mono isn't contagious like that, though. yeah, it passes by saliva.
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what do you call it when you give someone else mono? duo? mono y mono. mmm, that's pretty good too. yeah, that's alright. i hated it. we gotta be the three bears of everything, right? yeah, yeah, exactly. we're four. oh no, that's three people responding to it though. i'm just one, really. well, one person has to be goldilocks. true. aww. well, i get to be a bear. i think that's obvious.
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8071.740
oh thrush is bacterial can't be uh can't be thrush. oh, well you get it as a part of the mono infection sometimes i had it it sucks. i didn't even get i didn't get it from kissing anybody. i feel like i got ripped off i got it from sharing a drink. yeah, that's lame dude. yeah, you gotta at least share a needle yeah, it's not even worth it what kind of drink was it
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like soda, i don't even remember. oh, highly not worth it. yeah. yeah, you should never sip your friends. absolutely true. mm hmm. that's a bad one. chad, just don't like bodily fluids. it's a thing. what about cum? see, it's weird. can you get mono from someone's cum? it's a love hate relationship. that was very terrible. that was very terrible. that's how you know it's a bad day.
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you'll never beat my record. yeah, i think you're probably right. oh, close. that's what the uk calls mono. they always got their own names for stuff. it's weird that they speak the same language and it sounds totally different and fucked up. and wrong. just silly.
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