Quotes about “Moneyball”
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Ryan_ your millennial is showing - Bits and Banter [06/14/2022]
- 360.52 excuse me, remember the titans is not just one of the movies of all time. it's got to be up there in the top five sports movies ever made. bro, no. what are you doing? top five sports movies of all time? i mean, what's in the top five sports movies of all time? rocky. yeah, okay. rocky, moneyball. the waterboy is not in there. rush might be in there. Search ↗
half the video is a music podcast - Bits and Banter [12/15/2022]
- 6317.32 i want to support chris pratt simply because everybody hates him so much, but he's just not a good actor. i don't want him to suffer like in real life, but he's just such a like a boring actor who adds like nothing to the to anything he's in. he's good in parks and rec and then maybe also the lego movie and he's in moneyball, so i'll give him some credit. like anything where he's the star, i just Search ↗
the emotional damage of being a dad - Bits and Banter _05_19_2023_
- 1002.30 plus two, plus two. just let me check. iihf world championships 2023. just let me see the schedule and results. how we doing here? how we doing here? iihf. double ihf, the worst website in earth's history. are they still in the group stage? let me look at canada here. 5 1 versus kazakhstan. act like you've been there before. the group stage isn't even over yet. okay, never mind. my hubris was misplaced. what's the better movie? moneyball or the big short? Search ↗
- 1035.42 both good movies based on michael lewis books. i'm a moneyball guy. moneyball's like, the big short is like, trying to think of the best way to describe it. the big short is good sushi from a place that has something on the menu called like, miso horny. Search ↗
- 1058.92 you know, it's you order one roll. the roll is $19. and you're like, is one roll enough? and they're like, one rolls enough. and it comes out and it's got like chipotle mayonnaise and 20 different sauces and four tempura shrimp shoved into the roll. and then moneyball is like going to the jiro dreams of sushi restaurant. Search ↗
- 1080.70 and they just, they're like, here's your meal. and it's like a little piece of fish on top of rice. and then you eat it and you're like, this is the best thing i've ever eaten in my life. this means nothing to me. sorry, let me put it in terms my audience can understand. the big short is like when mcdonald's brings back the mcrib. and then moneyball is like when mcdonald's brings back the mcgriddle. jesus christ. now i get it. Search ↗
slime_s twitter game is too strong - Bits and Banter [05/26/2023]
- 5812.38 we have brad pitt. what is a character played by brad pitt? aldo rain. what would i hang on? okay. jonah hill, assistant brad pitt. this is moneyball. dave bautista. what wooden horse? brad pitt. greek. that's troy. warriors nightmare dream. gorlomi is also aldo rain. warriors nightmare dream. replicant is blade runner. british rock star. assistant. glass of milk. Search ↗
_HCJustin thinks WHAT is a bird___ - Bits and Banter _08_02_2023_
- 595.90 sell? like we have to do a hard pivot and turkey at least allows us to pivot a little bit. is my brain broken if i cried during moneyball but i didn't cry during my grandfather's funeral? no, that's like, i don't know, like it's too easy to mine that for like a joke. i think that's just normal. i don't mean that that's the typical experience but i think it's like within the bounds of normalcy. i saw wall e in like 2009 and uh... Search ↗
where have all the bronies gone_ - Bits and Banter [12/29/2023]
- 1468.78 the town jeremy renna. yeah, probably my second favorite actor in the town jeremy renna can't be ben affleck unless you're casey can't go. i'm watching the fucking born legacy 2012 moneyball billy. you can't take four halflings on your team. tell them why i'll run tell them why we take the halflings because they get cuz they get to mordor. i stole it from twitter, but it's really good. let's play the sitter. can i say i know there's no pause button. Search ↗
good girl - Bits and Banter [01/15/2024]
- 1338.62 moneyball 2011, i mean we could chris pratchett with the best of them. it's jurassic world fallen kingdom. i saw shape of water on a plane and this guy kept trying to talk to his wife who was beside me during the sex scene so i just stared right at the screen. how did you end up in the middle of a couple on an airplane? have they just been married so long that they were like, i want the aisle, i want the window and they refused to compromise? no, the guy had to walk over every time. like they weren't even in the same row? Search ↗
nofap - Bits and Banter [04/04/2024]
- 3652.58 gladiator's kind of schlocky. you see him rub his hands over the wheat in the fields, brother. speaks to you on an animal level. troy, 53% rotten tomatoes. i know, because i was there when it came out. i just know in the modern day, people talk about it like it's probably a top five brad pitt movie. it's not. you got once upon a time in hollywood. you got moneyball. might even be number one. he's been in lots of amazing. glorious basterds. so true. fight club. you see the clip of, um... Search ↗