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5527.500
and it like changes her life when she eats the omelet, because it's like so hard to do perfectly, buddy. you think she had much of a life before? i'm just saying. i want to have one of those life changing omelets, honestly. like, the way that i see these chefs on these cooking shows talking about omelets makes me think that i've eaten like the most inadequate omelets of my entire life. you know what's in it? it's just like 250 milligrams of lsd. you're brain dead by the end. that's pretty good.
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why are they so big? like, the pills that mess you up are like the tiniest little things. and then the ones that heal you're like, give them the fat, daddy. they're 300 milligrams, but i've seen that same amount in much tinier pills. dropping the bomb on hiroshima with that thing, man. it's like massive.
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cyanide. well, dr. kevorkian maybe. i'm gonna give you three milligrams of cyanide a day. until you're dead. for life. dare in my chat just linked me to an article that former nfler says painkiller addiction led to 125 vicodin day. what? yeah, so i guess you can get used to it. i don't know if you can believe dare. they don't have a great message, you know?
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okay, yeah, i guess you don't need the gold but an average 70 kilogram human contains point two to nine milligrams of gold dude we should be refining them down into dust. yeah alaskan gold 2.0. they just put people in a meat grinder how much gold do you think is in california? cuz we're gonna nuke them, right? so how much californian me think is in california? it named it after it
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rock of the oh, the story. yeah, so basically i took 6 tylenol in the morning and i was like, there's no way i'm not gonna od on tylenol today, so i just had to go. six extra strength? yeah, yeah. six. that is absolutely too much tylenol. yeah, it's 3,000 milligrams of acetaminophen, and i went to the doctor. so bad. yeah, i mean, i had like, i literally had to. i could not see out of my eye and it was in so much pain.
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i think they should make you like at least take a proficiency test or something like that before and take like an hour of lessons because they really they got like six year olds out there and the parents are like ah he doesn't need a lesson i'll just teach him live on the hill on the job training that's how michael schumacher was a freaking race car driver he drove around at 250 kilometers an hour in a car that weighed 10 milligrams and then he got in a skiing accident he's like in a coma for life or something jesus
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my blood sugar is hidden. i don't even know what's measured in. grams per millimole, something like that. i don't know, it's getting close to, i guess zero is the same thing and no matter what the unit is. milligrams per deciliter? that was my next guess. anyway, what was that? okay, kate is going live. i will send you over there. i think i'm done with mario for a little bit. i don't think i ever want to play it ever again. to be honest. pretty much ruin mario for me forever and we'll play something different next week. maybe counter strike 2 will be out. see you then.
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i don't like subway! you love subway, you're always getting the cold cut combo there, happy gilmore. dude, you get so cranky if you don't have your six inch cold cut combo. yeah. daddy needs his 3100 milligrams of sodium. time anus? time anus.
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and other people have. you need like 8,000 milligrams to feel it either. you need delta 9. oh, chib. what a throw! oh, chib willie. what do they think? people are selling lots of shit and calling it delta 8 and cbd and... grow up, kory. what the hell? get a hobby, man. you just ruined my day.
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i'm last. i'm out. i'm lasting over an hour. i've seen justin consume like 150 milligrams and it's fine, man. i don't even know what it would get the first one in my mouth. no. yeah, yeah, exactly. combine it with the slapping contest. in between slaps, you gotta eat like a whole weed brownies.
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well, everybody's adopting their standard charging standard. i'm investing in myself. that's great. thank you. how many milligrams have you invested today? i don't know why but like whenever i say off stream, i'm like a normal guy. no one believes me man. i hear you.
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