Quotes about “Middlesbrough”
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1287.60
from middlesbrough, probably. i don't like when that happens. and then people that live on the northeast coast of the united states are like, oh, i love irish music. like ed sheeran's galway girl. she just kind of annoys me. it's not that big of a deal. and then i'm trying to figure out what other songs he has. the one where he's like, the house upon the hill or something.
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1446.14
team re roll ends this turn? it ends this drive! this drive! you don't know the rules of american football! drive is while you maintain possession of the ball. people from middlesbrough are like, you lose it if you don't have it on this turn. if you don't know who priest holmes is, then don't come stepping to me about american football terminology. okay, they've succeeded on their dodges, they've avoided my troll, but we're still active here.
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59.44
oh, two princes by the spin doctors. keep it at 105 cadence for the whole song. two minute intervals over 100 cadence to a seal song i've never even heard before in my life because i'm not from middlesbrough. just relax, lady. seal has other songs. if you are from england, seal has more songs. if you are from the rest of the world, seal only has
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2620.74
but because of tech, you can't actually glaze your wireless vacuum. you know why? because people are like, actually, like people who don't even vacuum have opinions about vacuums because of video essays about vacuums. so like we got a dyson, it vacuums nicely and it's very convenient. anytime we bring up the dyson, some 17 year old motherfucker from middlesbrough is like, dyson's aren't even good vacuums anymore. alright buddy, just put the chad in the box, okay?
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1004.12
then it's basically like you gotta hope that they watch the premier league, you know? if they watch football, they might be able to give you like a manchester, newcastle, croydon type of thing, you know? i don't know. suffolk? i'm probably saying the name's terribly wrong. hey, maybe we'd know more of the cities if every time we freaking pronounced them, you didn't go, oh, it's not, uh... it's not suffolk. or it's not norfolk. it's norfolk. it's not middlesbrough. it's middlesbrough.
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994.96
a team i've never heard of. that's the real question here. wasn't even... i'm gonna guess a team i've never heard of based on the fact that he has 15 views in the last two months. bobby atherton was a welsh footballer. he played for heart of middle othian, hibernian, middlesbrough and chelsea. he was capped by wales at an international level. rip to bobby atherton, man! shout out to his family. he got executed on tv.
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3665.10
from middlesbrough probably. i don't like when that happens. and then people that live on the northeast coast of the united states are like, oh i love irish music. like ed sheeran's galway girl. shit just kind of annoys me. it's not that big of a deal. and then i'm trying to figure out what other songs he has. the one where he's like, the house upon the hill or something.
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6268.88
people from middlesbrough are like, you lose it if you don't have it on this turn. if you don't know who priest holmes is, then don't come stepping to me about american football terminology. okay, they've succeeded on their dodges. they've avoided my troll, but we're still active here. you're gonna stand up. you're gonna stand up. our cage is still active. honestly, you should blitz this guy. you need to get a two plus on really stupid. that's not that hard. your blitz gives you a two piece.
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3040.92
we're on 76. i mean, that's a serious game. we got a skip left each too. perks of being a damn wallflower? okay, how about the perks of being in harry potter and the philosopher's stone circa the year 2001? do not take my ass to middlesbrough, you fucking etc. you're going guns akimbo. i'm sorry, i can't use playmobil because then if i use playmobil they're gonna horns me and if i get horns i'm stuck. i appreciate that again it's the christmas truce. this is the summer truce.
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1081.94
like here oh you think so that far back name a duo from the last five years man. we are the boat it sisters the twins teton and gizzle they're actually the number one sports talk radio hosts in middlesbrough, england what the fuck oh? it's like 90
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