Quotes about “Metamucil”
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870.94
movies that are spin offs of an earlier franchise! creed, puss in boots, minions, the rise of groove, fantastic beasts, where to find them. eat me! ahh! we got there! new made with all natural flavors and colors. i was just... i've been thinking like metamucil is just getting a little stale. finally, they've got a premium blend. what i've always wanted is a fiber supplement made with new all natural flavors and colors. i'm sick of drinking this orange stuff.
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3142.70
i'm not afraid of you, you're like a pencil. shitting so hard on you i think i ate metamucil. that is really something. i ain't being cruel, you're missing the shout. this rap battle about to be a rap rout. you want my autograph? cause you look divine. anyway, hope my disses didn't cross the line.
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you didn't even insult me. it, okay, it said give me a good word and gave me that line and it's like brother it's supposed to be a rap battle why is it telling me to make you nice? what am i supposed to do? mine had metamucil reference which apollo eats all the time. no i don't because metamucil causes gas, alright? what do you think, restore, alex? no, it's called uh... fender fiber? as far as i see, i'm uh, citrusil. that's good guys!
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4812.40
call me kentankerous, i be dumb dog. need to drink metamucil to drop a log. my verses come straight from the anus. i guess that's why the stank is so heinous.
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6119.72
my cousin was the quarterback at queens while you went there. he has the same name as you, so i imagine you were friends, right? yeah, i was really popular with the football team. they loved to pull down my pants and glue my butt cheeks together and then force feed me metamucil until i exploded. i don't know, we did win, that didn't really happen by the way. we did win, but if it did happen to you, my condolences.
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2391.420
you were you were dancing in dangerous territory there. i was trying to get to like metamucil fucking brand it's like oh why are my bones so brutal? i've been drinking plenty of malk. it's like oh, why is my internet so slow? i've been using plenty of forbe what? presos dream was about to come true there man you put the baked beans on my toast layla. oh
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it's a long run. it's okay though. chicken potato will be there when i need it. trying to think of who deserves the buff, bro. it's gone? nah, she wouldn't do that to me. chad, i started taking metamucil by the way. turns out metamucil's goated. as until you have someone in your ear telling you there is a professional wrestler who almost died taking a psyllium husk. apparently i looked it up to see what the story was. apparently a wrestler
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but to be honest, i didn't know metamucil could do that to you. so do not take five scripts of metamucil on day one. get nudged, bro. i don't know if i can get trampled over two tiles diagonally, see if i know what the fuck i'm doing. spoilers, i fucking don't, but check this out. get melee attacked and then get trampled. that's a two all stats up on everybody in case you're interested or you give a fuck or whatever.
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963.720
of metamucil. i gotta say it feels kind of awesome, though i will tell you something. i've mentioned many times in the past i'm a very farty guy and it's just the way it's been, i don't know, since i was like a teenager. it's persisted through a series of dietary changes, you know, weight gain, weight loss, age, etc, etc. i was vegetarian for a while, same issues. number one thing people say, more fiber.
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990.880
start taking metamucil? i'm farting up a fucking storm. i google, what does fiber do to your farts? every single result is like, makes you fart more.
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1003.440
we gotta start charging people by the letter when they type, because they're saying some ridiculous stuff, man. yo, same. i take fiber for bottoming and i fart so hard i pre cum a little. thank you, butt orgasm. i will say the other thing is when i googled how much metamucil should i take, every single result was from a subreddit called like r slash gaybros.
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3293.100
oh no? yeah, you fucking walked into it. i knew it was coming. next you're going to say like when you get a charlie horse play tetris. three is crazy. i told you it's just like fiber discourse. people are like, oh, those gut problems. you should have more fiber. and then you're like, here's how much fiber i have. and they're like, holy, not that much. the metamucil will be hidden though, man. the metamucil will be hidden. although i will say, i think it takes
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765.680
i got to defend my own generation a little bit. by the way, and also take it from me, this is not an advertisement, metamucil will save your life. but learn, don't engage in hubris if you're going to dance with the orange dragon. read the back of the container and trust it. start with one dose a day. don't do what i did and say, well, i need like 10 grams of supplemental fiber.
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912.900
did you have metamucil this morning? no, but i did have it last night and i had an awesome poop to start the day this morning.
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