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lot of steak houses. big on the burning fire. it's a primal thing i guess. it's sort of like you're getting back down to like the beginning of man. well that's how they cook the meat. sitting down with the fire there, you get some steak in your mouth and chew it up. exactly. and you take your shirt off and just go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef.
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plus there's not a lot of other deli meats that need observations to be made about them. turkey's fairly just like bland. it's just like, you know, fleshy. yeah, it's processed. no rainbows in that anyway. poultry. nothing wrong with it. we could be processed poultry. roast beef is like, you're taking a risk on that lunch meat. because turkey's always like, it's turkey. sometimes they'll put like a little sun dried tomato in it or something like that and then you're like, oh it's got like a little extra flavor. but roast beef can either be like super dry or amazing.
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thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it.
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don't know i feel like no motivation to play a new version of super meat boy. well, i don't either right? there's bonus levels maybe or something or right like a super meat boy 2 i would totally play but like playing super meat boy again five years after the first time i played it and having played it across you know multiple years
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i was also asked if super meat boy and console has a level editor, it does not. and also the level editor is sort of just not really supported anymore. i normally don't like the style of humor of just taking a funny tweet that i saw and repeating it on the show, but i'm gonna do it anyway because i really like this one. okay.
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guppy's tail, pore, which i all found in the devil deal on the first floor from a chest. very good luck. odd mushroom, cube of meat, cricket's body, the screw, and cole. kinda threw some lives away to some spikes though. i don't know, we'll see. actually the segment is supposed to be over right now though.
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i'm gonna take one down with me at least. maybe. i've seen you on the skytrain, but we got into different cars. that could have been me. i have ridden the skytrain before. on the regular. have you ridden the midnight meat train though? i have ridden the skytrain at midnight, which is a little bit like that. oh. thanks, megan, for the resub. does he have one hp? yeah. is that what that said? that said one. if i had one more turn, i think i could win. well, i'd have to kill both worms.
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mm hmm all right well, i don't know what to do here. you can see asking yourselves going to jackbox dot tv. yeah, yeah, i'm streaming myself playing meat boy for now again well, you're gonna have to write answers in for ya. i know i pause it for that part okay, i can still be your eye. i unpause it for that part. i only or the black screen for now i'm gonna give you guys a code on skype you still here cobalt no yeah, i haven't heard from him in a while i
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i'm gonna make the chat feel better, i'm gonna put a panic basket in there. oh gosh, this question. oh yeah, i didn't even realize. i can get in and start the stream and still answer the question. okay, we got 50 seconds left, that's plenty of time. i am in. we should be going live to twitch here. alright, alright, alright. i'm doing the kid levels with super meat boy, remember how hard those were? yeah.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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you guys wanna try one of these new games and just see what the heck's up with them? yeah, sure. i wanna do that keep talking ripoff one. that's exactly what i didn't want. to say? oh, or to play. because then i can't play meat boy.
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some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people.
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and it's looking like a lock for mine as well, so i think we're i'm very glad to hear this. it feels like the end of a year. yeah, basically. that's true. this is our new year's. yeah. i mean, out of all the games i've ever played in my life, i think i've played the most rebirth in a concentrated amount of time over everything. i can see that. i've played more terraria, yes, but it was spread out over longer. i've played more super meat boy, yes, but again, spread out over longer. i'm actually surprised you've played more super meat boy. mostly because of the editor.
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mean you should be the hell would anyone say that it's like it's just a salty breakfast meat there's nothing wrong with it sausages did nothing wrong eat the sausage. oh my god. i'm playing so badly to start with here that's okay, though try not worrying about combos like it all for a while and just shoot everything and see how long you can live that way okay, i'll consider it. i think it's a nice way to go. i have just died though. that's okay sausage is better than bacon. well, i mean, i think it's like 5050. oh
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you know when i it's a complicated question i don't know if i've ever talked about it on the show, but you know when you have to choose a breakfast meat it's it's a tricky question for me because i like walking bacon's delicious usually you get like the least of all the choices when you take bacon. oh
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i could have ham whenever i want. it's time for a breakfast meat. i think if you're looking for a good place to have breakfast, you want to find the place that has the most options on one dish at one time. that way you don't have to choose anymore. it simplifies your whole morning. yeah, that makes sense. how about we compromise with tofu or some shit? this is not a compromise. what even... what? why? i don't want to eat tofu bacon. what does tofu have to do with anything here? i'm not saying... i'm not anti...
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add double of all your friends, but only adds one, not two times the amount you have. oh, i see. i don't... is that true? yes, that is true. i only shoot for my friends. yes. instead of going 1, 2, 4, it goes 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. oh, really? that's not really doubling, is it? it's not, it's only doubling the first time. but that's bullcrap. i agree. i don't know why edmund's always lying and getting me pissed. so that's also, people are wondering like, where is this second level meat boy thing happening? it's because, uh...
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when you double your cubes of meat, you get the next level up. which means you can easily get that achievement now. yeah, especially with all the battery drops that happen in this game now. whip worm. woosh. it's not bad. man, i feel like, i talked about this with mathis a little bit, but i was like, lilith really kind of blows. except for greed mode, in greed mode she can be awesome. but in like regular hard mode runs, i feel like she's either like
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well i fucking won the world's worst run of all time so... congrats! it was an awful run. i have like five isaac's hearts, a third level meat boy, it's just a fucking... five isaac's hearts. did you do the duplopia thing on the isaac's heart? i wish i had man! diplopia, dop doplipia, whatever. i did the question mark rune and then diplopia. damn!
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is there like a meta secret room through it that i can go through? oh yeah, no you gotta bring emergency contact into it and then get yourself pulled out of it. mom will lift you up, take you to another plane of existence. then when you get pulled into that one it's actually super meat boy 2. which is actually frog fractions 3. right. like a dream i had the other night. glitter bombs! i thought you were gonna say a different word. i thought you were also gonna say a different word.
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and then, well at best you would have a bunch of diamond dust which you could then use to coat some other blade. oh that'd be sweet. diamond dust is like a new rebirth item. you could coat his katana with it and cut through some of those fucking boots full of meat. you wanted to rage quit this deal with the devilnik? i uh, no i didn't go to the, sorry i meant the one before that and it was just the boss fight that was taking me 100 years. oh yeah, no i'm with you on that one for sure.
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well it was interesting going back and doing all that stuff without certain items and the progression and yeah it was a lot of fun actually. i imagine the meat boy achievement is way easier now. it was definitely with lilith's book but now they nerfed it so it's gonna be a little harder with that. oh that's true yeah. but you could double the uh the meat cube right if you had the doubling item first when it's on a pedestal then pick it up with lilith and double it again. oh yeah that would be if you had diplopia inbox of friends. yeah.
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cuz meat boy, so that's just in my head already. i feel you on that one. left trigger for store, and i know that sounds weird, but i'll explain. i'm with you, yep. left and right bumpers are inventory left and right. okay. i did shop is on select. so... i'm sorry, not shop, i mean inventory. okay. jump is on a. it still looks like the shia labeouf just do it thing to me. what? yeah, it's okay. and then the three potions are on x, y, and b.
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oh, fucking lava. okay, can i now climb the tower? i just don't yes. i just don't like d pads. that's the thing that's holding me up. you can use the analog stick, it's just kind of iffy when it comes to the ceiling stuff. oh really? i feel like it'd be the other way. i feel iffy with uh... okay, well if i die this time i'm switching to the analog. uh, d pad man, that's where it's at. alright, whatever. i'll stick to it. how do i eat the meat?
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eat the meat. i got meat from one of these rats. i want to consume it. you're gonna have to consult the tutorial for answers like that. stop talking about magic you nerds. we said one thing! yeah, it's egg fuck anyways. he complains about everything. oh, egg fuck the dong smasher. yeah. i thought you just called ryan egg fuck. yeah, i was like that. where's the door? that's the door?
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i stored them a how'd you store it? you have to press the the select button. i think i assign store to be start okay. oh, so good luck with that. i will do that after i die here, but i probably won't cuz i'll probably win yeah, i've actually never lost to this game meat stored what i don't want to store it he's storing your belly and then later you disperse it as poop and so science bitch
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listen, every time you bring that up i feel less and less sympathetic towards you. we just log out before you stream you ding dong. because i want to see what the people are saying in there. probably calling you a turd. they asked you what's the rarest meat you ate and then you replied like a whale. that's correct. you've outed me on stream now. oh my god i'm still going. i didn't kill the whale but i did eat the whale. 10th floor heart. this is a heart? what's up with this witch? i'm gonna give you a heart on.
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yeah, lambs are sheep. they're baby sheep. lambs are baby sheep or are lambs and sheep two different things? they're baby sheep. i'm quite entertained by you guys trying to figure this out. but like when you go to a restaurant they're always like a lamb. they don't say like... you want the baby meat? it's tender. you know veal? they freaking lock that baby calf or whatever down.
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they were like, do you have any requests? and he's like, yeah, no claymation ever. he's all shit. miyazaki is like... yeah, they're not gonna say no to miyazaki, you know? yeah, it's pretty jerky, but i guess, you know, you are miyazaki, so... yeah, like dried meat. and every movie that's animated from now on will have minions in it. miyazaki loves me. everyone does. i demand... macaroni pictures. yeah? yeah. yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i remember. south park.
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josh and i'll have pink boots when he lived when falling on top of the spikes. oh i did have boots with the fur hey, there was a meat duck in the back a son he got lost on his way to the to the mine the jerk store wow you chopped up his corpse, huh? wow, i
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he's wearing my face. oh my god, it's a direct hit! i used your body as a meat shield. oh, what is happening? it's... there's asteroids coming from the sky. i like red squares. it's my favorite roman candle. alright. so there's this laser that when any object passes through it, it'll cause it to activate. so if i just cause a spawner to make a bunch of roman candles that go through that laser, anarchy instantly. no!
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alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh
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that was a meat. oh that's bad! okay, just lick the wind, thread the needle. don't lick the wind or thread the needle. why are you gonna lick the wind? that one was kinda close. what are those?! exactly true. no! no! no! what's your name? how did i do it?! i'm loaded up there somewhere. that was fun. oh no. i like this. oh! he got me on the jump!
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damn. alright, you can hit the same players. i did it. cobalt did get the top answer with child beauty pageants though. oh, you mean it wasn't some fuck? some fuck was close. we had several that were like 73. alright. yeah. i like how it just shows up on the screen, child beauty pageants fucking weird. that's so weird. are you meat boy nick? no, i'm just doing this for now. i will play some meat boy though at some point during this month. let's play some meat boy.
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oh man. like dinger, grand salami and jack come up with a new slang term for a home run in baseball. it went over the fence you fucks or a big ol' baloney ball. that's really good. what? where's lunch meat coming to play here? i almost called it the ham grand slam for a second. oh, that was pretty good. you can just picture like
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something that would not work well is a dip for tortilla chips. dog blood or... rock a mole? dog blood? what? really? sounds delicious. dog blood or rock a mole? if nick wasn't the one that wrote rock a mole, i'm gonna be very disappointed. my chat is arguing about the nutrition of a plant versus meat diet right now. like, what is my life right now?
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nobody has to step in it. yeah, i don't think that's the rule of slim jims or anything. you gotta eat them. i was waiting for kate. oh, it was an animal crossing amiibo. that was pretty sweet. it was mr. raccoon. but i was waiting for kate to get this. and then some guy came up to me and was like, hey nl. i was like, hey what's up? he's like, you want some meat sticks? i was like, yeah i guess so. he just gave me like a bunch of those meat sticks, you know, like pepperoni sticks. oh, okay. i wouldn't eat them.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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mmm. sherlock holmes who can dig through tunnels with super speed? you find that one funny, huh? that's just how he likes to get around. that's a pretty normal way for him to move and wild card is wearing a meat bikini! i don't see how that would really affect anything. i'm a supermodel so you know what i'd have to try too hard to pretend to be this one. frost breath. oh sweet. armed with a shotgun that shoots shotguns. okay.
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