Quotes about “Matt Damon”
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well yeah, i guess i thought i was like all tabbing or something. oh. were you hitting tab? maybe i clicked that. i don't understand how. i threw a sword through that man's eyeball. this is like some donnie darko shit. nl means nude laundering. how did he find out? til. t uh... i know all about nude laundering. you do? this guy has a sword through his chest! that was probably me. it's just stuck in him. that's that movie starring, um, matt damon. x gonna stick it to ya. x gonna stick it to ya?
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and i've seen this lady and stuff, but i don't know her name. we know lots of people in saltburn. i can get here, just give me a sec. it's literally only gonna take a second. it's actually better if i do it in my head first instead of the other way around. i have it. i have it. rosamund pike, gone girl, ben affleck, good will hunt, the last duel, matt damon, the departed, mark wahlberg. flip me. rosamund.
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gone girl, ben affleck, the last duel, matt damon, the departed, mark wahlberg, the family plan. sixteen seconds. as long as you ignore the steps that i took in the middle, or at the start where i didn't turn the timer on. the prep is the important part, man. michelle, oh it's michelle monaghan! and then of course she's in mission impossible fallout with loli adefopi.
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if you're the size of matt damon in the 2017 film downsizing then i was gonna say is matt damon that small? i didn't realize it was this. wait, what are we doing over here? yeah, i don't think we need to be here. this isn't where we go. wait, wait, why are we here? we're not supposed to be here at all.
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runaway bride, julia roberts, ocean's eleven, matt damon, good will hunting, ben affleck, dazed and confused, richard gere, runaway bride, julia roberts, sorry i got distracted, ocean's eleven, matt damon, good will hunting, ben affleck, dazed and confused. boom, 18 seconds, i'm gripping. oh, mystic pizza. that one, i forgot richard gere's in it. richard gere's a weird actor in the sense that like he was like famous back then
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as matt damon said, fortune favors the bold and we all know how that worked out. so i think an upgraded discovery for me right now, you know what? no, i'm going to go upgraded true grit. and the reason is i won't be scared to play it anymore because we'll like, it won't be a situation where i'm worried about it, like taking bludgeon or something. this is a gimme bro.
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i'm gonna try not to glaze the 90s too much because i was there but i wasn't really there. okay movie grid. matt damon plays a real person. interstellar. i'm just kidding that'd be funny though wouldn't it? let's play let's go the informant. wouldn't that be funny guy guy who thinks interstellar is a non fiction? whoa dude did they ever catch that fucker? they ever catch that guy who tried to do that shit to matthew mcconaughey? matt damon three or more word title.
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it might work if it wasn't perhaps the most well known band in rock and roll right now. something you don't expect to see when you spy on your neighbors. they are ordering two tickets to sawcon or matt damon shrunk to one eighth his normal size. i think he got that. i think when josh sings and ruins you, you're reading your own answer.
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most of the memes have been from today so you probably shouldn't be i know but that's the problem i think there's something wrong with me a weapon that should be added to the game clue ligma or a weapon small enough to kill tiny matt damon. oh i
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oh, is it the tiny matt damon movie that came out like four months ago? is it the tiny matt damon movie? yeah! no, no, there's a movie where matt damon becomes small so that they can afford a house or something. ant man? what? yeah! it's paul rudd in ant man. no, oh, downsizing, that's what it's called, yeah. that's the premise? i don't want to watch that. that is the real premise of a movie. they shrink people so that they can have affordable houses. that's the movie.
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you could be weak if you could have heard it though. the microphone was falling, what did he hear it through? a great way to cure the hiccups. suck on these nuts or shrink matt damon down. who's answering the matt damon answer? how often do things fall around stevie wonder that he misses them?
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i looked it up online because i was like i'm gonna die and then i look at these matt damon answers who does this what your pancreas test revealed tiny matt damon lives inside of me or your pancreas is matt damon but small they're both did this nick answering both of these i haven't put matt damon even once yet oh i can't see the answer to the first time i don't know who the fuck's doing matt damon it's a mystery never put matt damon when you matt damon it's a mystery
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probably still gonna die someday. alright, gotta pop that one in quick just before someone else jinxes me. you ended the same thing as someone else, try again. did you put tiny matt damon? stop it! you think matt damon wants to be filled with cheese? maybe he does. ryan, tell him to stop it. why? because i said so!
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well then, i feel like you should tell them. no, i don't like those. something you shouldn't stuff with cheese. dad, tiny matt damon, your wife maybe, matt damon, unless you shrink the cheese too, mother teresa, or tinier matt damon.
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i need to see that. army of you would love army of darkness. i would probably love army of darkness. dude, and then sam raimi like almost rebooted it in 2009 with drag me to hell and its sequel, the devil wears prada. right. that's the right. a historical event that would make a bad theme for a restaurant. the trail of tears or the release of the 2018 film downsizing? that is a historical event, yeah. it is historical. these matt damon jokes are killing me, man.
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shrout sizing, yeah. what really pisses off a ghost? ghost taxes or when it's pissed on? that's ironic, isn't it? off and on at the same time. better be pissed off than pissed on, i always say. do you say that? my piss is shit and it's rolling around. i've said that before. the, um, you know what's weird? a weird roll for matt damon? he's that angel.
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it's literally easy. he's a bit role in like a shitty comedy movie from like the mid 2000s. it was probably like that shell tract and yeah i mean i kind of liked it when i was a kid. what is the loch ness monster really? god damn it! a big dog or it's not matt damon because it's far too big. yeah. was matt damon the guy whose hand got possessed by the devil and then he had to like chop it off? that's not eurotrip, that's idle hands. yeah well who was in that? uh jake busey.
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what's damn daniel? yeah, that's one. no, but yodel kid is talented yo, del kid daniel's free time. yeah, yodel kid in the guy who played the yo you're getting the dell kids and adele the hardest thing about being batman thinking about your best friend matt damon or pooping upside down god damn it it kind of makes sense cuz george clooney played batman once
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he is batman. with a fucking matt damon he was kissing a rose batman. uh, now king val kilmer, yes. that was like the last batman in my heart. i honestly, i didn't like, i didn't realize that there was a new batman trilogy.
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there's one more probably. the real way you can tell an alligator from a crocodile. read a book you dummy or who gives a shit they both bite. that's a good point. fair point, yeah. i'm just happy there's not a fucking matt damon answer. you know what's a really good franchise? fucking matt damon. what's that? mission impossible. i saw the first two. i don't think i've seen anything after that. yeah, i think i might be out with you josh actually. two is horrible.
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you have to hear that from like 1 out of every 10 people you meet probably? that's crazy dude. that'd be so annoying. i don't know why but in my head the fact that matt damon probably got it for like a decade after team america. matt damon. for some reason that doesn't strike me as like such a such a cursed fate.
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hey, uh, i'm really excited for rounders 2. dude, it's in pre production right now. i know, they've been writing the script for the past few months. matt damon is gonna play matt damon. who's matt damon? matt damon. wow, that's just incredibly rude. oh, it's a reference to a movie, it's not rude. what movie? team america. never heard of it. yeah, you have? sounds fake to me. yeah, i don't believe it. what's it about? america, mostly. sounds incredibly boring. yeah.
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didn't they save him from mars or something? no, that's matt damon. oh, i like him. i like matt damon too. you like matt damon? i like matt. i got nothing against matt damon whatsoever. malf doesn't like him. he does because he wasn't in the shawshank redemption. correct. true.
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the but he has like one of like he was in the movie with mal's favorite line about apples. that's true good will hunting do you like them? i don't think is it is it him who says it it is or is it ben affleck? yeah, no matt damon said damon said are you sure matt damon says it? yeah, cuz he got her number. oh
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