Quotes about “Mask”
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i also just like never watched the disney channel at all. oh, she's everywhere now though. she has that song. she's about looking good for you. which is really selfless, honestly. but i have a sneaking suspicion the song might be about sexual intercourse. nick is a rock, that's clever. oh my god, this boss. they're making me fight the mask of infamy by the way and i hate every minute of it here. is selena gomez the friday lady? is she?
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i'm a turtle. you like turtles? yeah, i like toils. they smell bad. there's pizza! it's perfect for me! only if you're a teen. i keep dropping pizza! can i eat it? i don't know, it's the greatest power oh, there's a demon spell. i need this. this is full health. i got vitality up, curse beggar. i don't know what that means, but i'm alive. i dropped pizza again. i think i drop pizza every time i get hit. it's a gimpy mask. yeah, it is a gimpy.
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a slam. yeah, you get a dick. you get like a ground pound, like from mario. yeah. it's pretty awesome. i'm interested in seeing how you can use this to defeat me. well, you don't have it anymore. robin, if you were a pro wrestler, what would your finishing move be? probably the gorilla mask. the acidic lick. i always liked the stink face, man.
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god damn that knockback! oh, you see that, josh? oh, you fuck! it happened! everybody died! needs a scwanji mask. i'm squanching over here! i squunched my family! oh, don't say that. that's gross.
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i believe that wizards of the coast would do that if they were legally allowed to do that. hook him up with konami, they'd have a blast! the best way to keep warm on a cold winter night. a bearded lumberjack's pube stash or pornography. is that pube mustache or his stash of pubic hair? he keeps a baggie under his bed. it's like a gorilla mask. it's literally for warmth to weave into clothing.
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like there'd be like complete cabin depressurization everyone would just pass out and throw up in their own mouths and die i would make sure that my own mask is secured before i assist with the putting on the mask of anyone else that is my favorite part of every in flight security video when they have like a six year old kid and the planes gonna crash and the mother puts her own mask on and the kid is just patiently waiting for the mother to put her own mask on because the kid can't wait for my mask. yeah, right. oh
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kid is just like business as usual. yeah, well your mask on and put mine this is my eighth shoot for this safety announcement today, so no problem in the event of a water landing everyone will just calmly pick up their freaking seat cushion and use it as a flotation device i still i size people up around me, and i'm like okay. who's gonna be if we have like a situation who's gonna be like grabbing their purse or their bag from the overhead bin who am i gonna have to push out of the way?
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i can't believe you have a correlation to tell a story from what i just said. wow, you're an interesting part of town. there was a dude who had like a hoodie on and like no shirt under the hoodie and it was zipped way down. so you could see like down to like the middle of his chest. yeah, he's advertising. and then he had a pink gas mask draped around his neck.
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but then i quack. quack chat. low talking. there's like a lot of frog in the audience right now. well it's always home field advantage. but this is like frog and nothing else. there's one white duck. oh that's me also. some ducks didn't bring a mask. everybody else is down. what game is this? this is duck game. my chat wants me to cough like ethan. like who? h3h3 productions. ethan was fine.
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do you think i am? yeah, i can see that definitely. i don't like ferrets. i could see skateboarding downtown with like a ferret around your neck, no doubt. whoa! that's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. gas mask on too? yeah dude. oh wow. not that with gas masks? i set up a trap for you nick. oh okay, hello. nick just did nick just win?
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oh, there it is. there's your contribution. i think it didn't come up yet when you had said that. you guys inspired me tonight. nick skateboarding with a ferret. oh, the ferret's like around my face or something with a gas mask. uh... oh, it confuses shit out of me. kate came on and i was like, where is is she in the call or something? where is kate talking from right now? that's very odd. uh...
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you can use that on your channel page if you want, i don't mind. did you guys see that like walter white mask sold for like 40 some thousand dollars? what? on ebay. there's like a life like walter white mask that he wore. like he wore for whatever reason and then he might have signed it.
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yeah are you kidding me? nick's got the right idea here. oh that's a worry about you. we're remasked cold counterfeit. you're freaking me out to wear a mask this is like not so good i hate you. yeah, just a duck trash into the duck bucket. oh
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oh level settled oddly. yeah, i really did. oh jesus. ow! what happened? none of that hit you. i actually tried to thread the needle there. that would have been pretty impressive. ow! tried to sneak attack you. will this magnum ever respawn? like what is happening? sneaking me out you are a mask cold. what a rush. whack. oh what? okay. yep. through the door. geez. i shot your dead body too.
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whoa oh come on that was the tiki mask from crash bandicoot what a big off yeah that it's exactly the same cadence yeah but one person hosted double freeze yeah where's the freeze points on that oh i got them all good
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that was so good. ah, you blunder cussed me! yep. whoa. the power of christ compels you. now which one are you when you're the blood of christ? you're me. usually you wear my mask. nobody cares what it is until they put on the mask. yeah, i'll put on your skin mask. would you? i think so if it's halloween. i think the book's out of ammo. no, you just need to read. books don't wear ammo.
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