Quotes about “Married malf”
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but it's also a bill, like your utility bill. put it this way. if we get it wrong, we know what the other one is, right? it's like yeah, because he wouldn't have given like it that close to like the dark answer. i would say that's malf, you wanna you're the deciding vote, josh. i think it's light. justin thinks it's bill. justin's married, like you would fucking propose and host a wedding with bill. yeah.
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plus, the problem is, you know, okay, what if i spend all that time making it and they don't like it? that's a waste of my time and the money that's spent on the ingredients. what if i make it for them and they love it? then they're never gonna stop begging and instead of getting the can opener out, i'm gonna have to cook them a fucking stew when they start to beg. that's gonna be out of control. beg. exactly. anyway, i'm gonna read out some names. malf and i are leaving to get married together. no, after this stream,
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grew married outside of his culture like i did. if anything, you know what? they're drawing a lot of parallels between me and gru right now. same hairstyle, same nose. i've got minions of my own. apollo, malf, etc. cut the mic. i'm just saying i think i finally got it. now i understand why the character's so relatable.
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you think, well, are you anxious about, you know, and i didn't have like a real wedding as you're very aware. yes, because i wasn't invited. yeah, that was the main reason. in my opinion, i don't even think that you count as being married. by the way, i hate to say it, but malf was right. you should have killed the boss on the third floor. it's way better. yeah, i heard, i heard, tomo threw up, i'll get it.
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always weirds me out, these kind of posters. used to go to my friend's birthday party. his friend, or my friend's dad was divorced. and then inside of his garage, he had all these swimsuit posters up. whoops. it was not malf. malf's parents are happily married long term. yeah, there's always be like, not just ladies in bikinis, but like ladies.
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and we all went to toronto and we stayed at malf's apartment. and on new year's, like i was not married but you know i was in a relationship with kate. but a lot of my friends were single and they were like let's go out to this club for new year's. and i was like i don't really want to do that. and i had to deal with derision.
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anybody! i'm a married man! malf went to waterloo, malf went to waterloo, malf went to waterloo, malf went to waterloo. you know how like after you experience a traumatic event, apparently like if you play tetris for 10 minutes or something like that, it reduces the trauma that you experience?
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tom green doesn't own a farm. he was married to drew barrymore for one year. is that after the charlie's angels thing? it was concurrent with the charlie's angels. ah, dude, i ought to do that. you see that happen with like actors quite a bit actually, you know, like jon snow and the wildling later. hey, maybe you could be in a movie with macaulay culkin and then marry him, malf.
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i got tasks to do. listen, i'm not married to this company, okay? i gotta do some shit. specialists are beating the slackers and i'm a big part of that right now. i can see why they call this book legal 7. make a copy of this, put it on malf's desk? that's no problem, man. that's no problem. why do we got the slacker on the damn printer, man? hold on, i'm filling the printer with paper? oh, yeah, sorry. i just had to make a copy real quick. keep up the good work.
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it's not hard to be good at a wedding. all you do is you wear the right clothes and show up. i have no sympathy for people who are like, nah, i can't say this. now i need to hear it. what are we talking here? malf, which one of us is getting married first? what do you think? why don't you just marry each other? oh, between you and i? between you and me, yeah. oh, i don't know. i'm not against marriage, but i am also not like
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