Quotes about “Married kate”
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at least for your audience is that you guys are kind of lost on what to do and stuff like that and i don't want to be like hey, you're supposed to do this dude is something so alright, let's do it. you have joined my squad why does nick sound so different nick became kate and then i married him because you got to lock that down what the heck? what's your problem kate?
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i didn't even, i hit freaking restart before i even saw how high it was. alright, this is our last run, so make good use of it. okay. i like mushrooms, fuck off josh. that's what kate says to you. i don't give a fuck about what kate said, now or ever. i just died. god damn it, fuck you. don't make me choose. i hate kate. between my fifth best friend and my wife. dude, we're not married yet. you gotta marry nick, i told you! it's the only hahaha!
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no, it's okay. i mean at least she took it. i mean i'm gonna be honest with you. i know. it'd be nice if you could come, but i literally can't afford it. weddings are really expensive, huh? yeah. weddings are very expensive. unless you're brian. yeah, like when kate and i got married, i had to buy lunch for like six people. is maya! and then some i think kate's mom paid for it. oh.
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very politely, hell no you guys are strangers. i'm getting out of here and enjoying the rest of my weekend i really appreciated that that they were they were socially aware of that like oh yeah, i just got married i'd love to have dinner with my parents kate's parents, and then the stranger who officiated our wedding and have some awkward conversation
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you know what? give me a vent. tom would have wanted it that way. yeah. oh, you are garbage. yo, i joined the call. yo! hi, kate. hi, kate. what's up, my dude? i want to congratulate my friend josh to be a married man. aw, thank you, kate.
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my parents would be like, oh, you know, it's the championship game today. are you nervous? and i'd be like, nah, not really. and then they'd be like, well, we're nervous for you. i never understood it. they were like, it's more nerve wracking to watch someone you love do something than it is to do it yourself. then i started going to my, well, kate's orchestra performances since even before we were married. and i was nervous for her. i was like, she's playing some really difficult pieces.
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we're gonna make poo poo poor and pay for it. we're gonna pay back. but jacko, he's not the best. i think it's the anecdote i always think about this is that's funny is when i thought that i was dying of salmonella. and then i was like, i said to kate, i was like, if i die, you got to get married again right away.
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and they're still together to this day. they're actually married like in real life. the final part of michael a.l fox's story is that it was all a ruse at the end. like triple h and stephanie mcmahon actually did like each other. oh i see. yeah, yeah. sorry, what'd you say kate? okay, good luck. that's pretty sweet man. that's a great story. i fucking love wrestling.
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of this restaurant area. i know you're gonna say, poor kate. first off, you're right, but secondly it was her idea and you know we have plans to renew our vows. wasn't really like a shotgun marriage situation. here's the thing, when we got married we were both like
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yeah, that looks pretty good. one whole thing higher than me. no, i don't think that was the announcement that kate was pregnant right there. i don't think that was it. nah, she's pregnant. you guys actually, like, you might not know how awesome it is. like, i'm not saying that having a kid is a bad idea. but being married but not having a kid is, like, pretty sweet.
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hey, you're stupid your wife is like an instrument excuse me. you're like wow, dude. you're it. i mean like that it was on your d. you know what i'm gonna give you some advice from a long married man don't call your wife an instrument your long. i love all the plays in it, and that's what i meant to say sorry kate yeah
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