Quotes about “Marriage is a lot like”
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i think you can, i mean maybe i'm looking too much into the lyrics here, but this is like an american classic, right? so i think it's worthy of a little criticism. we all agree, i assume, you can have one without the other. certainly you can have love without marriage. marriage is a legal construct, a religious construct. you know, a lot of people fall in love for the first time in like, high school. can't get married, depending on what part of the, you know, united states you live in at least.
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heat that mouth bed yet another new with your joke ryan's robe, which is really good. yeah, but mormon marriage is a lot like teeth
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my bad y'all marriage is a lot like teeth got to keep them in line or else they become a big pain when you and your wife when you have a white is fucking ladies am i right oh
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new old man, so funny do we should play joke bo you're right and it's so long that's like the best part marriage is a lot like shits
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better be good. marriage is a lot like bozos. lots of clowning around. not your dad's ghost. got your nose. that's your chance, right? no, no, no, you can't take a, that's a 30 second a bite sandwich. it's not like a six second bite. are you going to the dentist again?
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1815.920
marriage is a lot like bozos. dollars, knocking down everything i love,
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you're not in the lobby, no. okay, i'm working on it then. i believe in you. join party. yeah, that one. this is why i wouldn't say i'm en route. oh, okay. actually, i think tails would probably be the best marriage officiant out of the sonic friends. yeah, but then you gotta get like one of those like you gotta get like gas and a motor so that the tail can spin. you know, it's a lot of work. you're saying his tail doesn't spin on its own?
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3136.50
good job apollo good luck upon thanks for the marriage is a lot like politicians. you can never really agree on anything oh
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3704.06
marriage is a lot like politicians on the cob i mean you were right i almost want to vote for it. i don't know why my mouse immediately went up to it. i don't i can't explain it i feel like it's not that bad. i know but i don't know why it's making me mad
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but i think like in a show like this where everyone is divorced, i was like, this dude's screwed. because i just put myself in the shoes of like a divorced woman, which i mean, i wear a men's 12. so that's going to be tough to begin with. but i feel like you don't want to you don't want your second marriage to be like to a guy who was only married for like two weeks. there's a lot of like as a man, at least i feel like i went through like basic training.
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marriage is a lot like atom bombs. if j. robert oppenheimer shows up, it's likely to explode. hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey!
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she's been in a lot of great stuff. lost in translation, ghost world, all the marvel stuff, you know, it depends how you feel about it, but marriage story, like there's a lot of good stuff. under the skin, yeah, under the skin. every film student's favorite science fiction movie. jojo rabbit, yeah, you know, nobody's perfect. i like building the idea that like now a defining element of my personality is not enjoying jojo rabbit. she's in her, well, vocally.
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this is like when the the polls close in oklahoma and they announced that the republican won the state like a second later on cnn marriage is a lot like riddles thy one whom consumes eats directly from the source i like my friends like i like my shits
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there were women truckers. the dude had never been to a truck stop. i went to the flying j once. i have more throws up than... touchdowns! oh man! how do you type that? that's crazy! marriage is a lot like riddles. it gets smaller the more of it there is.
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