Quotes about “Mariska hargitay”
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you think austin powers holds up? that explains their recent playoffs. hey o! mariska hargitay, yes. austin powers, one, holds up. two is still okay. goldmember is one of the worst comedies. shut it. shut it. okay. honestly, i was thinking, like i haven't seen any of them in a while, but i assumed that the first one was probably still fine and the other is probably safe. they're all fine, don't listen to them.
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one of us writes a lot. one of us doesn't write at all. you know what i mean? i just typed the same thing. let's just put martin in there. that's michael clark duncan. one of my favorite michael clark duncan quotes from the slammin' salmon. what'd you do, fuck a xerox machine? classic. oh, sorry, you hold the clark. it's just duncan. mariska hargit. no, you're not mariska hargitay. i know your ass. you're not brittany daniel. you're kind of like an old brittany daniel. why is she doing that with her eye?
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yeah, that's fair. what's the one that he just made that's filmed with like a gameboy camera or whatever? when they brick you, you should skip for tempo. you don't get it. you don't get it. honestly, you're still trying to play... hang on. this is so winnable. the point is you don't get it. marcia gay harden is in this. i think i got her confused with mariska hargitay. dead poets society? did we ever get a robin williams romance? aladdin might qualify.
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they just beat the same joke to death over and over. like, you know, there's this television actress mariska hargitay, and they introduce each other at the guru pitka ashram. they introduce each other by saying, mariska hargitay, mariska hargitay, mariska hargitay to you as well, you know? the idea being that it sounds like, you know,
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i don't know, it's some kind of like, solemn hindu greeting or something like that. it's just bad. but like, if they did the joke once you might be like, i get it. they do the joke like 50 times and then mariska hargitay shows up at some point and you're like, yeah, no i got it. it's just not good. the problem was never that the joke wasn't repeated enough for me to understand it. anyway.
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mariska hargitay, mariska hargitay. okay, they knew it had justin timberlake. what you know about silence starring andrew garfield. we're connecting the neurons. verne troyer's in easy out, but they couldn't say another mike myers movie. they had to say a mike, a verne troyer movie that doesn't have mike myers, bro. they're going under the silver lake. okay, i can't kill you with a tick tick boom. i gotta take you to like the amazing spider man 2. that's not a great kill shot for someone with four lifelines left.
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you're mariska hargitay? where did that come from? thank you to michael myers for making the love guru so i knew that one. that's danny devito. that's peter dinklage. they nailed the hair and the facial hair. that's elliot page, will smith, chris pratt. it's a me, mario, steven yoon, samuel l. jackson. i guess he just typed jackson, huh? that's steve buscemi.
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mariska hargitay. this movie is called kingdom of heaven. what's her name? she's a russian... is this olga kirilenko? is this max payne? they don't have max payne in this. it's 300. andrea risboro. from the black mirror episode where she just can't stop killing people because she killed that one person that one time. i don't know what this is. morgan freeman. i have absolutely no idea what this is. tom cruise, morgan freeman. i must be stupid.
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and then i'll be like, oh, 100% that's mariska hargitay. and they go, who? jane seymour's daughter? you rube? you charlatan? i'm sorry she hasn't been on fucking...
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no way, really? yeah, it's two weeks old. that's been a long two weeks then. it has not been a long two weeks, it's been the same length as every other two weeks except to be fair we did have the longest day of the year in there but it's still 24 hours. that was a long two weeks. it was not a long two weeks. yeah dude, it wasn't even close to that one lady's birthday. yes! that's like i don't even know if she died. that's five months ago. mariska hargitay was born five months ago. she's really accomplished a lot, she's definitely gonna make forbes 30 under 30 list.
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alright, thank you very much to snooki for the $5 donation. the message is happy birthday. so that was to who we were talking about earlier. anybody that has a birthday actually, that's for you. mariska hardigay. thank you phoenix775 for the $3.69. tell enel it's mariska hardigay. no, it's hargitay. i think you got it backwards. it's hargitay. hargitay.
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well, if there's a tournament going on right now, i bet it's aoe 1. nope, wrong. these are impossible, man. can i get to 10? let me get to 10. hold on, i gotta blow my nose. if you'll excuse me a moment. just a brief second. i'm back. do i have tissue in my bobby cannavale? what's the bobby cannavale? it's this right here. mariska hargitay? mariska hargitay? okay. stop suggesting i do illegal drugs.
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