Quotes about “Mario party is over”
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5750.16
so like over the course of many many many years my depth perception gets like worse and worse and worse and worse do you need to go to an optometrist? they keep telling me it's okay but they don't ask me to do stuff if you're ever in california, you know, i can give you a referral they don't ask me to play mario party though they're always just like press a button when you see a dot and i'm like easy like that's looking like it is. oh
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965.54
oh, 1 vs 4? yeah, 1 vs 3. 1 vs 4! that's a different mario party game. bowl over! oh, i hate this one. this is the one where we're the bowling pins, so the dk pin looks hilarious. actually, all the pins look hilarious. mine! 360 no pin! i'm eating your head. yeah, i'm like munching down on your brain stem right now. wario's just like, don't pay attention to it. we can jump. yeah, you can jump around. and jump up and jump up and get down if you want to. hey wario, what's up man?
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2097.00
i'll review it after my after the end of my he spiked me bro. he spiked me well, that seems like you jumped into my feet is what it sounds like if anything i was already over there your feet make contact with my head have you guys i played mario party with a bunch of people who hadn't played before last week and we got the quizzler and it was oh my god it was a slaughter. well get ready for this brother
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5822.12
yeah, the exponential growth like this is not what i was thinking it would apply to fuck where the coins dude, but a mario party's probably the best one i ever made bro. yeah they want to put those joints like over here nice try bitch, sorry i'm supposed to
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333.08
got some bubble tea, don't worry i got a coffee instead. i'm not a bubble tea sort of guy. we don't need to go off on a rant about it, it's just you know i've had it before, i like it, i wouldn't purchase it for myself for the most part. please come here, please come here. came home, did a little bit more work on the java assignment, finished watching the canucks game, played two rounds of mario party on nintendo switch, it was a busy day dude! i mean not busy but there were many things accomplished over the course of the day i guess is what i'm trying to say.
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3422.82
and then they get banned by the mods, which is the appropriate response. and then they make an on ban request and the on ban request is, i'm embarrassed that i was crashing out over mario party, it won't happen again. so i unban them. and can i just say, not a single time in my memory has it ever happened that somebody submitted an on ban request like that and then like a month later got banned again and showed up for the exact same reason.
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4984.480
guys, we gotta go to chance time. mario party is actually like it's a microcosm of the problems with our current capitalist society. like the people who have capital have way too much power over the mother fuckers that are rolling the dice. damn. let's use the thing now i'm just gonna buy more stars. yes. shit. get this item back. shit. stimmy check just hit.
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3941.24
you guys are all about the vault now the one game i want to open the ball. you won't let me off bowser earlier and you decided against it. i've been to the vault once already brother. yeah, but you could have done twice dude is farming this path dying over here, man i love mario party man this shit is fucking legit i'm playing smash header
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i feel like i could learn a programming language faster than i could understand mario party. i mean, this is like, this is a kid's game, right? it is a kid's game. that's how it started. nowadays, it's like pokemon cards. it's a kid's game until the millennials turn 35. what would you, outside of pokemon cards, what would you fight an adult human over? outside of pokemon cards? for an object, maybe like a loose gun.
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855.06
you know what's fun? yeah, yeah, yeah, what? youtube algorithm has genuinely been serving the youtube shorts of mario party minigames and the title is like, how to win this minigame every time no matter what. oh wow. i've not been watching them. i'm bad yo. i was trying to squeam it over there because i fucked up the flips. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. dude, i'm like so not panicking. it's crazy. i don't know why i'm focusing on you only. look at me like look at me. because i'm vibing man.
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153.38
you're probably right, every game of mario oh! dk! donkey kong is here! yes! dk is first. forever. you went first when we played mario party 2 two days ago and you won the game. well, you know, to me, everything is winning. all i see is win, everything i touch turns to win. exactly. okay, so our star is located over here by the shy guy hut.
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184.40
we need 20 tokens to give to toad. 20 coins i should say. i don't know. tokens are the non nintendo brand coins. okay, so baby bowser's over there and he's gonna take our coins. if somehow you've lived under a rock, you're not familiar with mario party or mario party 2. maybe you thought something like drastically changed. basically, it is a board game combined with a bunch of mini games. what did i do?
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783.16
yeah, they're mon oh, god damn it luigi. i think that's the area where the star is too. aw, calm man. okay, one, two, three. three. yeah, just... three! will yourself to roll a three. you could buy a slow curse if you wanted to. probably slow somebody down. maybe buy and put it on luigi. i thought when your hand hovered over my name for a second, i thought our relationship was gonna be over. it's like... it's mario party, man. you're so lucky.
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