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mario kart 8, can i tell you why? i was busy this morning doing my civic duty. been looking forward to it for a long time. finally knocked it out, that's right. i finally tried the spicy chicken habanero mcmuffin from mcdonald's canada. i know i've been talking about it for a long time. everybody is like, how do you feel about it? i'm here to finally say, hey, i thought it was pretty good.
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don't mix it up with the baby powder. baby powder, are you crazy? that stuff's terrible for you. haven't you been watching the news? there was a recall. you must have lost your damn mind. good. not good. not good. whatever, it's the first lap. is this the first time i've done this course in the mario kart streams? i know i've played it before, but i feel like this is the first time i've played it for a few days here.
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halfway through driving that your car is in sport mode and you're like, what the hell am i doing? by the way, this is where we got our dub. i'm not saying this is my track, because honestly, i think the first few times i drove it, i was insNLy bad at it. but it is the only track in mario kart history where i've ever gotten a win. by the way, this thing drives smooth as frickin' silk, man.
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why do you have photoshop open in the background? it's a conscious thing i do all the time. i always open it before the stream. it's definitely not a situation where i have it open because i'm, you know, putting thumbnails up until like 11pm and then i'm like, oh, i gotta go to bed immediately. wake up, go my vaccine appointment, eat a habanero chicken sandwich from mcdonald's, give it a 3.5 out of five, do my civic duty, go live immediately playing mario kart and then
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what's the main character in death note? l, why you look like light shooting green shells backwards? come on, man. shit, l showed up at the mario kart game. does this thing ever stop spinning? beautiful, beautiful turn. yep, that was not the best use of either driving or an item.
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i know there's a ribbon road shortcut. like, when you're public enemy number one, you got people bumping into you 99% of your driving time, it's a bit of a spicy one. what? yeah, she's driving a mario kart in real life trying to just get the high chair out of here. you tricked me into thinking the joker thing was popular when it's not? what are you talking about?
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just a nice leisurely drive bumping into some stuff now and then look at this. you get a little speed boost every time you get a coin. i didn't know i could bump into you, that's great intel. even at full coins, a coin still gives you a speed boost. this win by the way does not count as a real win but this is a bad time to glance, i apologize. we got a me right behind us. just so relaxing. it's such a relaxing game of mario kart, man.
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i can't be mad about a red shell there. come on, nas. if you were out for dead presidents to represent you, you should have given them some credit... when they were alive? hello? you see those shots? like, we're getting dangerously close to being the greatest mario kart driver of all time. oops. gotcha. thanks for the mushroom. stinky! oh, no, no. come on. how do you get a bullet in the second place?
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i think if i didn't go for the hit, i might have come third instead of fourth, but it felt good. it was a good race though. i had a good time on that one. we're gonna run some ads. we're still gonna place another hour of mario kart 8 here. if you don't wanna see the ads, you know how it goes. you can use your andy jassy bucks as the new ceo of amazon. you can use your andy jassy bucks to use your twitch prime subscription. or you can use hard earn american dollars,
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no, can i change my answer? no you cannot. i'm not changing, oh fuck. best selling n64 game. can i say it before you, i know this isn't kind of my answer. make yourself feel good, yeah. there are so many. i'm gonna say mario kart is my, you know. best selling n64 game. super mario 64. ahhh. okay. 11.89 million copies. my second guess was glover.
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goldeneye would have been i guess my third maybe because i was a sweet game. you know, i know it's interesting that you guys brought all those up because the next question is a follow up. still 3 1 mike fox, second best selling n64 game multiple choice mario kart 64, goldeneye 007 or the legend of zelda ocarina of time? this is meant to be a tough question. i'll go with mario kart. like fox's mario kart.
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i'm torn between the latter options actually. goldeneye or legend of zelda ocarina of time? i'm gonna go with ocarina of time, because that's the first one i came to actually. but i went with goldeneye on my first answer. i'm gonna say the reason i went in the mario kart is if i remember correctly i got an n64 for my
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i was eight years old, christmas, and i think it came and included the package with mario kart. i don't know if mario kart ever had a pack in. when i bought my n64, it was the only nintendo console i ever bought that did not have a pack in game. mine was from costco, though. it was like a costco pack in, so maybe i would have as well. i think i got 1080 snowboarding with mine. oh, yep. and that's where microsoft took the impetus for their amped pack in, clearly.
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side note, i played 1080 snowboarding about six months ago. combo's really hard to execute. tony hawk's pro skater really revolutionized that genre. but also activision has run that franchise into the ground, so we'll not talk about that. mike fox, your answer. mario kart, goldeneye, legend of zelda, ocarina of time. i said mario kart. okay, mike island? zelda. it's mario kart. knew it, i knew it! obama! mike fox, 4 1.
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mike ireland, you've got to run these questions. mario kart 64, we've got three left. mario kart 64, 9.87 million copies. 9,870,000. no multiple choice on this one. best selling rpg of all time. all time. mike fox. best selling rpg. no multiple choice. i'm really not that familiar with early rpgs. i'm going to say fudge me, tony.
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oh, it's gonna do it! yes, okay. oh man. i'm the decided loser of this run. oh, that's unfortunate. well you won the last one right? yeah, that's true. so now i'm in last place in the overall like mario kart gp standings. and there goes ryan. perfect timing though.
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high octane gameplay! is there really like a high octane? does anybody even know what that means? i like that one, because that really doesn't mean a single thing. well i think the high octane, it only... because the x games now have mlg stuff in there, so i think that's the highest octane you're gonna get, right? it's the x games, and you know it's gonna be... mario kart capped off at like 150cc or something. yeah, that's a lot of them. cubic centimeters, dude. cubic zirconians, dude. yeah, those are like... those are fake. well, i mean, they're real. they exist. yeah. no, they're fake.
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the second period. it's very vain. it's like letting the air out of your tie, like out of like a tire or something. like where does it go? do they put like a, does it come out of like the tip of your dick? does your dick fart? oh come on. that's just so bad for no matter. no! yeah that's... i don't want to play mario kart. your ass is in the last floor. no! what did i miss? what did i miss?
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you know, a small cut of their sales to certain let's players for signing like exclusivity deals for a bit, not exclusivity, but brand deals for like a brief amount of time. and then on the other end we have nintendo, which has so much goodwill built up that it's saying like, we're gonna take 30% of the revenue out of these videos instead. and sometimes the ads that run before those are even for other nintendo products, which i find hilarious that they're like running an ad for like smash bros in front of a mario kart video and then getting paid for the smash bros ad that they paid for themselves to run, but...
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nintendo doesn't need us, right? nintendo doesn't need us at all. and that's why they're able to get away with it a little bit i think. if there's any publisher whose games are not affected that much sales wise by videos, at least in a negative way, i have to imagine that it's nintendo. like people are always gonna buy the new mario kart and that's fine, mario kart 8 was awesome. and people are always gonna buy the new smash bros and new mario and stuff like that.
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give me like a large screen eight comfortable chairs with cupholders in them. that's it plus you can hook it up with mario kart but the delay is never gonna be right and there's always gonna be one dude who's gonna be like two hardcore he's gonna be like input delays not right so i can't land my blue shells properly and that guy is austin moving on no, i don't i can't say for sure. i don't know if austin's a big mario kart guy. excuse me. oh
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he owns a switch, but he only wants to play zelda. which i understand, you know, there's like the meme right now that that's all there is to oh it's a no it's not an excel floor, it's just an item over there. the only thing there is to play on the switch is zelda, that's not true. there's also mario kart 8 deluxe edition, in my opinion the most beautiful game ever made. graphically the most impressive, no, but the game that for whatever when i play mario kart 8 deluxe edition, i feel like everything is right in the universe.
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i mean he kinda seems to be putting his money on mario kart 8 and smash brothers, which i guess if you're gonna put him on anything it would be those, but it's not like they're new concepts at this point. you'd think they would have a pretty good idea of what kind of sales they can generate from a game in one of those series. you know, we talk a lot about nintendo. oftentimes in kind of like a negative fiscal or economic context, i guess all i'll say is like, you know, i hope he's right. i would like to see the wii u do better than it's doing.
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don't know if i agree that then mario kart 8 and smash bros are going to be best brothers. yeah, i don't know if they're going to be big enough to actually completely turn around a console's fortunes, but maybe they are maybe he knows more than i do i'm skeptical though but who knows maybe he's right?
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i would like to see. what about like blur though? did that kind of fall into that same category? well blur is the same developers but it was a little bit more like that that was basically like pure mario kart style. i think a new blur would be cool too. i know josh really loves blur but i haven't played it very much myself. i would love like a new tactical shooter that was
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true, i okay, so maybe i was a little hasty warioware does have like five times the minigames, but... say super mario kart 8 in a shrill voice, please. super mario kart 8! squamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam
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i'm so pro nintendo recently. yes, you know, do they make some silly decisions sometimes with respect to like mario kart or mario party's online mode for example? sure, alright, but you know they made a lot of steps forward and you know most of their recent games have been great. not even good, but like great.
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