Quotes about “Manhole cover”
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1000.22
and the thing is, you have to trust your fraternity brothers that they're gonna give you enough rope so that it doesn't pull your penis off before the cinder block touches the ground. but then the one dude's cinder block smashes through the manhole cover and he goes, and he's on the, oh man. they don't make movies like that anymore, dude. they don't make movies like that anymore.
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990.74
and the thing is, you have to trust your fraternity brothers that they're gonna give you enough rope so that it doesn't pull your penis off before the cinder block touches the ground. but then the one dude's cinder block smashes through the manhole cover and he goes, and he's on the, oh man, they don't make movies like that anymore, dude. they don't make movies like that anymore.
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1258.20
malf's drawing of the cards, or sorry, of the automobile driving onto a pothole becomes a guardic telephone. it's gonna be a great thumbnail. i am going to grab you. hashtag grab. people keep saying that was potholes. that is not what a pothole is. it was very clearly either a plate of ravioli or a very crudely drawn manhole cover. i don't know why everybody was saying pothole.
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3871.62
and you're going to why is that? yeah, you've got that accomplished thus far. then you're gonna take grenade launcher to the first, well the only level of the sewers. and then you're gonna look for like a manhole cover and you're gonna shoot it with your grenade launcher and it's gonna take you to pizza time. what? yes. why? cause it's pizza time. is that good? pizza time, more rads and also a really good opportunity to pick up pizza which gives you hp. okay, i could use a pizza right about now. who could ever not use a pizza?
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4272.58
b selective. b, b selective. chad, just so i know for next time, is the thing i'm standing next to the manhole cover i'm supposed to blow up? because this looks like a manhole cover here. if it's like a circle, like a gray circle on the ground. it looks like a soccer ball, kind of. yes, that is it. there's only one of them on the level. all right. good to know. it's a different song, though. ok. so it's not the same. there you go. you got a deep cut. i'm looking for a second soccer ball, just in case he's lying. it's not true, though. i believe that there is no second soccer ball.
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2634.06
suck up my feet but then get stuck on my tummy like a manhole cover in a groucho marx movie? no! no! i mean... hey! i'm sucking my toe! and then the aliens on the other side would be like poking at my legs and butt. there's nothing on the other side of a... what do you mean there's nothing on the other side? well, not like another universe that doesn't... well, we don't know that yet. we don't know, but there's probably not.
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and also again, like, you know, hey, here's what would have been a great comeback to this argument you had in eighth grade. or sometimes i'll just be like walking, you know, and i'll, you know, there'll be like a manhole cover and my brain will be like, hey, you know what would be like really cool right now is if you had a vivid visualization of what it would look like if you fell down that thing. you know, like thanks, thanks brain, really appreciate that.
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184.16
of all the things we okay, that's hard to dodge. of all the things we could have been using, you know, the the gift of... sentience for today. you wanted to be... imagining me, uh, falling down a manhole cover. or like, hey, what if that, uh, what if you're at the movies, what if the movie theater screen just fell on you right now? what would that be like? anybody else wired like that? the answer's gotta be yes. cause i'm i'm not the first of my kind, i think, out here. hehehe.
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rob played fall ball, he did not. he watched well, he coached. i've been an important coach in the fall ball game all this time. it's a funny movie though. you remember when they tie cinder blocks to all their penises and then they drop them but they're supposed to drop to the ground but the rope is longer so it doesn't pull their thingy off. and then the one guy who's really overweight, his cinder block drops through a manhole cover and then he falls down and he's going like
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don't believe so. don't believe we can for that matter. i mean there's nobody alive. no werewolf? hello? werewolf? police werewolf? thief werewolf? an invisible bed? a freaky ghost bed? very scared because we're like, you know, one wrong move away from falling in a manhole cover and ruining this run that we've been working on for so long. no, we gotta be methodical. maybe be a little bit more methodical about going down here.
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3257.98
because this isn't like watch out for that manhole cover. like isn't this like oh you know you're over invested in croatian petroleum? you should find something that doesn't correlate with that. you should invest in australian lamb. you know like that i don't know i think i could do it. i don't know what it is but i think i could do it. that ain't risk management. hold on.
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3323.74
but then the one guy's cinder block smashes through the manhole cover and then he gets like he's dangling with his you know what over the manhole cover while the cinder block like you know just keeps falling down into the sewer. i don't think i've ever seen a human being laugh as hard and as long as this guy did when that moment happened. now he was 13 years old
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