Quotes about “Lunches”
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chat's like, oh god, why? yeah, i don't blame him. i'm just the messenger, man. he's just the idea guy. yeah, exactly. i don't handle execution. that's what the dudes in the mines do. i just come up with the ideas and take business lunches. that's right. instead of your fancy golf games. exactly. i love golf. i golf all the time. ask me anything about golf. the other business sport is squash. nobody ever talks about squash, though.
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400 grams is like if a man had two sandwiches a day, that's what i'd expect his like work week lunches to be. that is sweet. i would like two sandwiches a day. you could have two sandwiches a day. you think so? yeah!
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did you guys, well i know your answer mike, but we had like pump up tracks that we'd listen to in gym class in ninth grade. definitely track one on our jock jams was bawit the baw, the dang the dang dicky. track two was baw. and then we never ran for longer than eight minutes so we never got to hear track three. the government allows school lunches to contain up to four percent actual matter or dog meat. okay so second one's ryan right?
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wait, is it really that bad though? people make their lunches for their work week ahead of time. yeah, they make like, you know, a paella or something. but if you know you want pb&j, just leave the bunch of them. if you're like trying to save time, you're like, here's my life hack. i make seven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on sunday and then just eat them for lunch for the rest of the week.
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so you put all your meal prep sandwiches in the freezer in a frozen sandwich bag. you got yourself some lunches for the week. i think you are on a ship that you should sail away from, sir. here's all i know. if nick and bear ever live together, i'm gonna bring my lunch from home. otherwise they're gonna be like, hey, here's a
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i hate taco salad. i would eat it every day. you guys like mexican pizza though? yes! absolutely, right? feed it to me. feed it. we used to have this weird mexican pizza for school lunches. i wonder if i can get a picture of it. oh that sounds gross to be honest with you.
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did you ever have trendy school lunches that people were really excited for every time? yeah, country fried steak. yeah. mexican saturday. i would totally be excited for that. google mexican pizza school lunch. i used to love that shit.
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there's like horse. yeah. i got thinking about like, you know, the kinds of lunches i got sent to school with there's a lot of stuff that i'm going to do different. i'm very thankful. my parents, you know, made my lunch for me when i was a kid, but when you're going back to school.
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it's talladega night style. what's your favorite jesus? mine's the one that gets baked at 3 a.m. and asks questions about time zones for weather. warning, the government allows school lunches to contain up to 4% guns or guns. yes! wow! zero points. wow. beloved. that's not even like a remotely oh, justin. yeah. that's not the obvious answer either, which is amazing. high five. nailed it.
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i mean, he probably would have if he could. you gotta establish dominance, i mean at least give him that. right, exactly, yeah. he was a bully in the big brother house, but that's, i mean a game, and there's also 500k on the line. yeah. no, that's true. you telling me you wouldn't bully somebody for 500k? it's the ultimate in lunch money. you know how many lunches you could buy? you could buy probably every lunch for the rest of you and your whole family's life if you lived for a hundred years.
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and then when he turned 21, he was like, hey guess what? we're actually billionaires. yeah, and they're like, i know. this is all a huge prank. really unaccompanied. feed those juniors. all of your lunches will be a pink ball of white dough that's ketchup and white bread rolled into a little squishy ball. that's your food now. young, you know, alan musk. alan musk. they would hate you when they were older? i don't think they would. i mean,
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into the house so there was like a little puddle of urine you had to watch out for when you use the ramshackle back rob's lunches at school he was talking about how he was pissing out the back door i don't remember that you just said the laxatives in there oh that's a good point yeah i see what you're saying ruin all my jokes
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