Quotes about “Luke”
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create a new account for rebirth daddy. i don't even understand what this means, create a new account for rebirth. yeah, just get a new account and then you'll get it sooner. is that so i can get my new player bonus again? it's tied to your account is the problem, so if you get a new one you'll probably have a better chance. i have no idea what that means at all, actually. i can't wait for this joke to end tomorrow, says it, luke. well, freaking think about how i feel, man! i'm in on the joke and i'm not even, i don't even have the reward for it.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea?
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i've watched them play this game 69 times and i still have no idea what the hell is going on. maybe if you paid attention instead of playing your rebirth daily challenges at the same time, luke, we would actually be able to learn something. i'll try and explain it for you if you care. i don't mind it. don't give him the satisfaction.
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i'm like a next level strategy here now too. i just sold a turret. what? nobody does that. i know it's a new era man. so luke, so you know what we're doing here. we've got to set up ways to mine for gold because that's our resource. don't give him the time of day man. i'm just trying to help. you want to collect gold then we get cannons on the field. oh then he puts up shields and then i can't shoot him anymore. this is how it goes. don't give him the time of day.
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luke isn't allowed that is actually true. what luke is not invited is too much prior knowledge yeah, we wouldn't be fair for the rest of the class. yep, nick you're not supposed to be shooting yet cuz i i just got my banks really shooting i don't even have my third bank set up yet how much money you make in a minute 300 really? yeah, why the heck did i invest in this banks suck man? i'm sick of them. i've made a terrible mistake. i
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you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross.
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josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time?
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wow, and maybe yeah, yeah shrek is nice luke is now playing the binding lies of grievers. why don't you play after birth you scumbag? we all know you have it. they cancel that not cool josh how do you not know the story of the brady bunch and now well if only there was some like very? condensed version that you could point me to yeah, it's like the theme song maybe four men living all together they were all alone, but were they well i mean i
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i think it's possible they're not. i like that they're kind of curated as well, because it's made for some cool starts. but uh... oh, i just saw luke open up afterbirth. i guarantee he's going to check the leaderboards. you beat me, luke, okay? you beat me.
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it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh?
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my ring of tears has tears inside of it. or like, you know, you might just want to look at this. okay. that's so cool. i would still oh we're donating right now. even luke whoa! and luke is like, what the fuck is that? it looks like a flower! there's maybe like, fruitcake something going on here? hematomiesis you fucked me. oh my god!
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that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah.
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jack i'll try and add you on the next one. sorry about that. luke of kanto, thank you very much for the subscription. i gotta sneak one in there. go go go! it's like smug as faced. nick unintentionally saved us! oh fuck. ryan unintentionally killed us. nah, yeah.
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intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that.
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how many eggs would you say nl is? i already hit ready. yeah, i know right these other two dudes won't hit ready. luke hit ready! luke hit ready! i'm just jogging with him he knows that you're ready. lord.
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come on guys, we can do this. look at the ditto's shaking their jelly jigglers. nice job, nice job, keep it going. alright, you got it. oh, that was a nice save. have they lost every match against these bots? there's just one bot, and yes. it's not even a bot anymore. luke's not a bot, he's a mod. get away from me! i'm deking! doing some stick handling. oh, there we go. oh, there we go. they're punishing that cube.
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it is a it's a high level college course qdb theory and dragon blast 21 for 10 and 2 months respectively. thanks both of you oh fuck we're screwed more ditto dance, please rage quit on these scrubs, please you want to know i can't cuz it's old if it wasn't luke i would though i would i still it i did it. it's not ranked either so doesn't matter that much it's ranked my heart
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i got a reddit antenna if i ever wanted to just meet myself. you could vote rematch and we could live the rest of our lives in peace and happiness. i voted rematch? oh, i got a ready up. that's it. that's the secret of survival. what about this one? okay. what if you go to throw your big flopper across the room and it goes out the window? wait, what's the ball? yeah, fuck you, luke! what's the ball mode? it looks like big ball. yeah, it looks very large. it's gigantic, ball speed slow, ball weight super light, and ball bounce is high.
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oh god, that's a goal i think. that was a great shot. luke with the freaking, you know, goal steal there. it was pretty sweet though. remember that time i told you warframe had dragons, you just got the dragon warframe as an antenna. oh, i don't really get warframe. in chat said dank geesling, and i was thinking the exact same thing actually. yeah, i guess if his middle name started with a k that would be beautiful. dan keith geesling. yeah. catherine instead of keith.
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i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like.
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yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him.
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i think this dick could really go places. this dick's got a drain. that dick is just a straight shooter with a little fish. wait, we're doing the exact opposite of what she asked us to do. that dick's a gym rat. oh no. first one in, last one out. luke's a doke. thank you very much for the subscription. every subscription means another two and a half minutes of talking about bear's dick, so... that seems exploitive. now that i've said it, it's legally binding.
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i just wanna juggle! that's jay z's i love you for fucking pr why are we so bad? i thought it was the jugglin' hillbilly guy or jugglin' jimmy or whatever his name is. jelly jugglin' jimmy! jiggle billy? jiggle hilly, yeah that's the one! what's up, luke, yeah. god damn it. i like jugglin' jimmy a lot more. jiggle what? what? what? jiggle belly. what? only one net was even used that time and we all died.
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oh look at luke luke defend me he said i was 12th in the world on the daily today once you take not good enough once you take cheaters out of the mix that means 11 of you at max have a right to criticize my my performance right now i know if you submit your complaint in writing with a screenshot of your steam name and then your score on the family today i will take your criticism more seriously
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i know i'm not bad at isaac. there's that, you know, greedbutt.com thing i linked to you guys too that luke and his friend europa made. yeah, that's awesome by the way. it tracks your stats. my average, like, isaac daily run is like the top 2% in the world. so i'm like, i've never felt more confident in the fact that i'm actually like pretty okay at the binding of isaac, but... i'll admit, i make some mistakes, some boneheaded moves sometimes.
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engage difficulty 12. what are you, captain john luke picard? enel carried, but his accuracy was absolute shit. i was using a big mech with like 1400 bullets in his magazine. that's not a sniper rifle, man. i got points. you know what games were awesome? what? that, uh... you guys ever play armored core? nah, i didn't get into those. i loved it. it was so cool.
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