Quotes about “Love guru”
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978.70
the love guru for a joke in which vern troyer is hit by a hockey stick, flies across the entire length of the ice, ends up in the goal and then the goal light goes off and the scoreboard ticks up by one. not a good joke, but where's the apology coming from? when i was watching jingle all the way, they actually do the exact same bit, like note for note.
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1034.56
uh, yeah, the fake santas. he hits his head on like the exhaust valve or something and it goes like, ding! so, like i gotta own up to the fact that that is not, or i should say the love guru did not originate that terrible joke. the same thing happens in a james bond movie? oh no. really?
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794.58
is it worse than the love guru? no, but it's really bad. you're not involved with this no, but i am tearing this guy so i get free. okay, i'm cut oh, there's one running to the white house. that's just on your left. yeah coming out there to help you. there was one where did he go? i'm getting on the roof of this house if the game will run at more than 1 fps. gotcha. gotcha holy cow, there must be people here one right here. oh
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1391.10
remember when mike myers sang that in an indian accent in the love guru? i can't believe i'm saying this, but you're gonna have to be more specific. because that is like... there's like six interludes in the movie where he does that exact same thing. so... i don't know if you've seen the love guru. it's worth watching if you're like unemployed because it's so bad. and then you could like text your friends while they're at work and be like, oh my god, have you seen the love guru? it's horrible. it's bad enough to watch for sure.
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2056.840
where's mike myers movie? it's not even, well maybe it's close. the love guru is really bad. i can't remember if i've seen all of the cat in the hat. cat in the hat is really bad. i hear. love guru is almost incomprehensibly bad. shrek the third? buddy. should shrek 3 might pale in comparison to the first two movies? love guru is like in a whole different ballgame. let's check rotten tomatoes, shrek the third. 41%. rotten tomatoes
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2089.220
the love guru. it should not even be a 13. so it's already like less than a third of shrek 3, but it really should be like... i can't believe one in eight critics said that this is good. i gotta find some fucking reviews of this, man. a guilty pleasure. treat a dumb b film i couldn't stop laughing from all... a guilty pleasure treat. a dumb b film i couldn't stop laughing at from all the silliness. you still work in the industry, bud?
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2501.440
they would go cr there's a line around the block to be the next person to do it. not me though. not not me. will you check in to see how recent the most recent sponsored stream was? nah. me man. we keep things pretty real around here. never forget you getting me for liking the love guru? well, i mean like you can like it and it's actually i think it's interesting when people like stuff that sucks but like the love guru is insNLy bad.
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3986.000
i guess the love guru that's is so insNLy wrong pretty sure that shit came out like 2010 not early in the aughts at all not even necessarily in the aughts it's an embarrassing guess a horrific a horrific guess to be honest with you and it's not that bad of a movie the love guru is insNLy bad the love guru is
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4010.980
if austin powers 1 is a 10 and austin powers 2 is a 7 and gold member is a 4, the love guru is a negative 50. and i do not like gold member at all. i hate gold member. but the love guru is at least minus 30 times worse, which might make it better now that i think about it. but you have to find a way to flip the signs algebraically.
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4103.700
punk rockers and reaganite republicans, they can all agree that catwoman sucks, okay? this is it's a big tent. it's a big tent of hating movies that are obviously ass. now if i had to guess what faction in the tent likes the love guru the most, i honestly think it would be...
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4126.980
jan x canadians if i had if i had to choose if i had to sell somebody out in the tent i think it's possible that jan x canadians who grew up watching everything that mike myers did might have some apology for for the love guru but and that's fine man that's fine we're fucked y'all sort these north american universities from westernmost to easternmost okay stanford is in california
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2071.16
i would rather watch an adam sandler movie i've never seen than gold member again. gold member is... is... offensively unfunny. i think i can't believe that gold member is not considered... it's... look, it's not as bad as the love guru, but i am a little surprised that gold member, most people are like, ah, it's kind of funny, when gold member is genuinely just a notch above the love guru.
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2101.32
the love guru is truly like an affront to, i mean, just about anything you could think of. filmmaking, comedy, all of mike myers' earlier work. it's like, it's offensive and also not funny at all. so you're like, well, why are you, what was the point of all the offense? it's horrible. something is wrong with me because i really like the love guru.
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372.660
june 4th, 2010. i had just graduated from college and was in an existential crisis. paramount pictures had just put out a film starring mike myers. this must be the love guru, man. no? must be... is it shrek? it is shrek 4? shrek 4. damn, man. 2010 too late? maybe, because i remember in korea in 2011,
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411.180
i worked with a guy who i didn't really get along with very well and legit his favorite movie was a love guru which was crazy. he was like 33, i was like 24 and i was like i didn't know they made 33 year olds like that at the time. now he's in a sense now i'm the older man but tommy lee jones ass. universal starring jonah hill. i feel like this is 10 items or less.
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879.34
i mean, yes, endgame and infinity war, but like everybody kind of knew it in advance. i think that those were going to be huge. also the love guru. some people call me maurice. oh, you know what? the hangover. i'm with you even though you said you were wrong. when i saw the hangover, i was like, this movie is going to have legs. this is a 100 million dollar r rated comedy. okay, now.
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968.12
no, that's it's adam sandler. good easy mistake to make for sure. maybe you're thinking of the love guru? i'm thinking of the love guru. jesus and the big lebowski. i'm definitely thinking of the love guru. love guru the movie where inexplicably he is a kama sutra consultant who also becomes a member of the toronto maple leafs for no reason at all. okay.
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