Quotes about “Look light glasses”
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1287.66
should have realized they're not the experts in glasses, they're the experts in selling glasses. so now, like, whenever i wear these glasses and the light hits them, i look like a smart character from anime where, like, the glare just goes, like, i mean, you can see, like, they reflect so much. and then i have the chromatic aberration where, like, any blue light does not... it doesn't appear to be coming from the source that it's actually coming from, like, it moves around as i move my head.
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1571.16
but the first pair of glasses i ever had, they upsold my parents to get glasses that had little magnets on the corners of them that you could then clip on prescription sun... well really it was just a polarized light filter on top of it. ooh baby, you're making me crazy every time i look around. much better. they...
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1602.38
i know because i know it's bad because i was talking about lasik with my wife and i said i've always said like i don't want to get lasik i don't mind wearing glasses it's no big deal but now i feel like i am actually pro lasik because you can probably see you can see it in the thumbnails too when i look directly at the camera my lenses are so thick that it bends light and it makes it look like my head goes like whoop whoop
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436.14
i was like, that's cool. and then he said, well, the light makes your glasses look really dirty. and i said, i think they look dirty because of the dirt. that's good disarmament. thank you. thank you. it went well. and like what? my line was not the first one to run out, which also felt great. the million dollar question would a year from now, would you do the exact same thing again if presented as possible? okay. austin.
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859.28
i hear ya. i don't even know what my prescription is, but it's bad. i know because i know it's bad because i was talking about lasik with my wife and i said i've always said like i don't want to get lasik. i don't mind wearing glasses. it's no big deal. but now i feel like i am actually pro lasik because you can probably see you can see it in the thumbnails too. when i look directly at the camera, my lenses are so thick that it bends light and it makes it look like my head goes like whoop whoop.
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2465.240
that's not good at all. i don't know what you got but that's... that's not good. should not look like sugar rush in there. i enjoyed the anesthesia. did you? i shouldn't even say this but like when i am... my colonoscopy i guess was about three years ago now and the dude was like... they didn't put me under but they gave me like light sedation. he said it's kind of like having a few glasses of wine.
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240.76
like is it, if you hit like negative 20 are they just like you're blind and glasses can't save you? like we can't, no lens can bend light enough in order to make shit look normal? well my friend has negative 11s. all right well i guess i gotta, i gotta ways to go then.
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29.82
and obscure my eyebrows. look, okay, i can, i need to get them adjusted a little bit, okay? i recognize that the light, look, i didn't try the glasses on in my office before, you know, hold on one second here, just give me a moment, hold on, i didn't even consider this, man. i'm wondering what this is gonna do to my equilibrium. whoa, that's weird. that's...
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3628.18
it's just like a palest face, bald hairstyle, light beard. and you pretty much like that's what i did! the glasses that don't look like they came out of the matrix. and then you pretty much got it. that's you. i also made them not black or white, i made them kind of gray. oh yeah? i went with black but it's too shiny so they come across as like super glossy which is not right but i'm pretty sure our characters probably look pretty similar.
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11501.54
there's mad at me. the bear's mad at me, rob. get his glasses too while you're at it. no, i think he's mad at that pole. he's on the light! the pole is versus oh, god. he's a fucking monkey bear! i'm dead. goodbye. look at this guy, he's on the fucking oh my god, you're right, he is. he's swinging around. oh, at the speed of sound. he still has the hat, by the way. he does oh, i'm aware. oh shit. you gotta punch it off him. oh, he knocked you out. oh, that's the bad one.
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