Quotes about “Long Finger”
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check car, clear. it's clear man, seems clear. only one left anyway. imagine how clean my cast teeth will be though. he did have op. it was just that easy. all right. that was a great kill. had nothing to do with timing either. you know how there's a way to measure the size, like how long your dick is by looking at your finger? excuse me? i have horrible news for you. that's not real. that's not real.
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1155.04
no, no, i mean the ramones, i got nothing against the ramones but i was just trying to insult them i guess, just trying to generate a little entertainment on the stream. plus two, plus two, they love it. anyway, where were we? long story short, also while i was driving i didn't even mention this, i got the finger for no reason. like literally for doing a nice thing. i'm sure you have them everywhere but we have like, so it's like two lanes going this way, two lanes coming the other way.
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1198.32
long story short, i saw a car waiting to pass through the median and go to a residential side street. there was no one behind me, which is very rare in this city. so i slowed down with a telegraph that i was slowing down. and then this car drove across. and then he looked at me as he was going across and just held up the middle finger. and i have to this day, which was it's literally one day since it happened. i have no idea why. there's nobody behind you. don't stop.
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1238.02
it's not worth giving someone the finger. it's just a nice thing to do. just extend a little common courtesy, you know? i give up my right of way from time to time. like if i'm at a stop light, like let's say we're in a long chain of cars at a red light and someone's trying to exit like a store or a mall, i'll keep my brakes on an extra five, six seconds to let them out of the shop parking lot. that's no problem. that's different.
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270.24
i'm feeling good. i'm feeling like i'm 14 again. it's called your prostate. is that that little thing on the inside when they put a little finger up your butt? is that the button that makes you cum in your pants? is that what the prostate is? it's such good juxtaposition. as i was saying that out loud, i saw a comment that said, hey, first time at the stream. i've been loving watching your isaac videos for a long time. well, welcome to the show. it's the rood awakening.
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6322.40
perfect for a family breakfast. rustic? he's always twisting? rustic? gordon ramsay discovering the human sous vide. what? how long has he been in there? he's fucking, he's sticking his finger in his body and it's going like. it's fucking goop. you donkey. it's disgusting. he's licking it. it tastes as bad as it looks.
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1605.54
maybe it's copium, that's just a very strong team. take it? now i'm like, we really don't need this on anybody. what we need is, quite frankly, that level 2 kangaroo we've been asking for for a long time. oh, i meant to freeze it! you could see what my finger was doing, i meant to freeze it!
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4618.48
shrimp farm where they produce the tempura shrimp. no, they're just like shrimp puree and then they mold them in they roll it into like that shrimp long shrimp finger. you're telling me that is a processed fish product. it's a processed shrimp i don't know. i don't believe it. i don't think so. i think it's i think that's a whole shrimp breaded it's two whole shrimps different shrimp jello shrimp. i don't believe that it's true. oh
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1500.16
you don't want to predict, you don't want to sit there and put your finger up to the wind and say, oh, i really, let's, there's a 10 knot gust coming from the northeast here. that mine's gonna hit me in the face. i didn't even see the mine until it was already, like, it started off the screen and then it showed up late. anyway, long story short, i don't feel too bad about it. i'm still having a good time with this run. at least i didn't die to the first shopkeeper, which is how, like,
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5995.22
kinda looked around. i couldn't find anything. and i thought maybe if i pet its head, maybe he will come down? so i just used like a pinky finger and just like, it's okay, come down. and then i realized like, bro, what is this bird? why, why is it that this bird's beak hella long? and i was like, i don't want to get picked by those. so i was like, okay, what do i do? and i was like freaking out because ryan just left the house.
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yeah! oh god. en garde! this drawing is... yeah, alright. oh, alright. he was taking his shirt off and showing his moves! it's embarrassing. and then people are laughing and pointing at him, but the finger went too long and it stuck into his face. it was too late at that point. oh man. yeah. well, i'm going to blame my mouse.
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724.38
try ranged battle. okay, well before we try ranged battle, let's try going up the stairs. this is the same room, i think. ah shit. invaded by dark spirit long finger kirk. it's not gonna take long for an npc to get to us. kirk is a dark souls 1 npc, maybe even a demon's souls npc now that i think about it. and his thing is when he rolls into you, his armor does damage. oh! that was our backstab attempt, i was sure of it. i would love to get his armor...
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secret chyper casting miracles of the gods right that was something we got earlier about the barb straight sword sort of long finger kirk the thorns of this ominous weapon induce heavy bleeding that makes a whole lot of sense actually this area is it's almost paralytic in the sense that i'd well you know not to use the same word over again but i feel paralyzed by the fact that there's so much seeming shit to do
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