Quotes about “Lois”
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i think it's because they take like longer to cook and on a hot dog you just like fucking throw it in the roller. you're good to go. yeah, yeah. we swept by the way. nicely done. good. it's about time. alright nick. i mean the question is name someone chris or name someone superman might send a christmas card to. i'm pretty sure the actual question is name someone from superman. that isn't superman. yeah okay so go ahead. lois lane. that seems like a really good first guess.
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they have worked together a number of times. that's fair. apparently she's one of the only who could actually bear a child from him. because his semen, when he comes, it's like a shotgun blast. shoots right through her. what does that say about lois lane? oh! alright, so wonder woman was on there. i'm gonna say... i'm just gonna throw lex luthor on there. i'll fall on that sword. it's probably on there. yeah, oh no, lex luthor's an ex. so the question is deeper than name someone from the superman.
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there's an otto simpsons? that's just a bullshit. that's a lie. family guy. okay, well, i mean, i'll accept it, but... it's closer to an actual answer, but it's still not a perfect answer. you basically just called lois the cartoon character from family guy smoking hot, so... i believe that in the context of the show, they consider her smoking hot and they say it a lot, actually. alright, if you say so. i've watched quite a few episodes of that. alright.
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oh! it's superman after lois lane got to him. oh, that's really good. there's just a mess of colorful ribbons on the ground. yeah, that's how i make a mess in my room. love you ari. i can go for five liters of undiluted squash right now. me too. you get high as fuck. roost. oh, a frisky potato. thanks for the resub and a maritome as well.
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3.575. god, he's so good. alright. you said that z was the last one, d isn't david. it is 3.575. no, the last one was b. b isn't bravo. okay, second one. geraldo, undertale, octagon, xylophone, lois lane, jorge. geraldo. next one. queens of the stone age, uvula, iterative,
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still, i'm just saying like less discerning consumers. you're not entirely wrong there, but like when diddy kong racing came out my favorite musicians were sharon lois and bram. i really like the way they approached the overworld though that you could like explore an adventure within a racing game. they've never really done that again. that was pretty cool. i mean, i like diddy kong racing. yeah! i'm just saying like now we read news headlines that are like
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62 to 38. if we got roll need already then... roll need, gumai kandai, 9mm beretta. the worst excuse clark kent has given lois lane so he can go change into superman. i need to go change clothes or cut to the front of the deli line.
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that's the prompt i said was awful. i didn't. don't really even get to the second one, but i'm trying to think about that. i'm not going to blame the prompt here, i think i could have done better. quick lois! go to the front of the deli line! or go to the bakery and get some bread! well we all know how long that takes to get the bread from the bakery. you know what? it annoys me in these like superman
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first off, superman supermarkets. i need to go change clothes, there's one here. yay. he went to 39. but it's always like, so he's hanging out with lois lane, and then he's like, lois, i'll be right back, i just have to go to the bathroom. and he goes and like stops an asteroid from crashing into the earth. and then he comes home later, and she's not even mad, she's just like, there you are! i lost you at the grocery store, so i figured i'd just come home. if i had that, there would be hell to pay! how did he get home, like where's his car?
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we are not voting with chat today. yeah use clark kent has given lois lane so he could go change into superman sorry, honey. i left my car keys on krypton or left the fridge running hmm. this is the bad excuse for anything you want the fridge to be running yeah i mean if you left his car keys on krypton you know he's got a deal with that can he fly in his business suit and spectacles? probably, but i mean car with superman drive
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really, i know this is like over the line, but like i've been having some problems this week. is it possible that you could like use your heat vision to remove this mole off of my neck? yeah, i'd be like you know what ron? i actually can't okay, and you cross the line just by asking and i don't know if we can ever return. what if i was like, hey superman, i've been having some problems in the bedroom and i need you to fuck my wife like, like the best fucking ever. so she respects me again. well, that's the question right? is can superman come inside of lois?
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and then... oh, it's a dragon? from metroid? yeah, it's not ridley scott, it's the dragon from metroid. that's a bad dragon. no, it's the ripley's believe it or not. yeah, it's dean cain. yeah. from the television program ripley's believe it or not. what is... is dean cain from anything? superman. yeah, lois and clark. with terry, terry's crashes. oh no shit! terry hatcher, yeah. hatcher. hatcher. hatches in your stomach. it's full circle. hat... it does... it doesn't hatch in your stomach though.
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am i gonna input my name into your eyeballs afterwards? so if superman returns is when he's like coming back from like the future, then what time setting is the other one taken in? because he has kids in that one and in batman vs superman it's just lois lane that he's living with. no kids. more like lois lame. superman returns! and batman is old as shit already.
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