Quotes about “Listerine”
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you gotta get all that gum out of his belly, dude. he's upset. yeah, he's got a belly full of gum, that's what his problem is. somebody's gotta help him out. what about breath spray? you're right, gibbaz. what about breath spray? you assume that. what about listerine strips? they stick to the back of your teeth. no, you don't really consume the breath spray, though.
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you'll get addicted to going to the colonoscopy test. i wouldn't say addicted, but you can make a habit out of it. i mean, i guarantee there's a tlc video about it. like, people, like super late stage alcoholics drink listerine. yeah. yeah. or like purell. i've seen hobos drinkin' listerine, actually, on the street. how does that not just kill you?
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well, it's true. there was a period for a while. valkyrie, i don't think is that good. i can't really remember. night and day with cameron diaz. he's been in a lot of good stuff though, even if he does... oh, the mummy, right? i forgot about the mummy. oblivion? yeah, it's true. oblivion's not that good. did you see the video of simon cowell giving you a quest to bring back yellow flavor listerine?
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i've run out of listerine. this is the original. you don't sell it anymore in the uk. i don't know why because it's the best. could you please, please bring it back? i'm begging you. i gotta be honest with you. i knew simon cowell was an older man. i didn't know he was that old until i saw him whip out the yellow bottle of listerine. i was like, really man? yellow bottle?
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i don't think i've seen a yellow bottle of listerine since like the last time i was at my grandparents house in the year 2000. like you're not even, you never graduated to green listerine? you just, you said yellow's good enough? i don't even know what flavor yellow is. i think it's just original. my dad says the other ones don't work. that's so, he might be right. that's so funny though. my dad says the other ones don't work.
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brown listerine resets your whole mouth to factory settings. it's a plus two statement is all i'm going to say about that. it's very plus twoable statement. but what flavor is original? because there's no such thing as original. like it depends on what it's an original of, right? so like it's got to have a flavor. what's the flavor? chemical. clean. it's not flavored. okay, let me rephrase. what does it taste like? what does water taste like?
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it tastes like water. does listerine taste like water? i do have to say, first off, i don't think we're getting to 10. secondly, yesterday my kid hit me with a non starter argument. for breakfast, she had chocolate milk. she had other stuff, but she had chocolate milk with her breakfast. yeah, i said chocolate milk. get over it. anyway, we came home. i had to mow the lawn, okay?
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whenever you disagree with someone and you want to have the last word, you tell them to eat this wendy and then you post a picture of like a 7 foot 6. i say this with all due respect, like a 7 foot 6 alien from another world. but like how are you supposed to continue an argument after someone told you to eat this wendy? like it, you just can't, it can't be done. is he still playing with the listerine? we got rid of that. we got rid of that some time ago.
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you guys you don't know. that's the saw doesn't it? no there's no way that's the saw they put up a hundred million people have streamed that night they drove old dixie down. what?! didn't little baby only had 31 million oh that's lifetime it's not monthly okay lifetime that makes sense. i was freaking out i was like the band this song is three times more popular than little baby's whole career. what's your preferred mouthwash, listerine or scope? i actually got a mouthwash from the dentist.
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simon cowell is not a human being. he literally uses yellow listerine, which is crazy, man. he got the lyrics all wrong. you ever seen the video of simon cowell asking for listerine? i've run out of listerine. this is the original. you don't sell it anymore in the uk. i don't know why because it's the best. could you please, please bring it back? i'm begging you.
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foul habermonica destroys the nitric oxide sun phase enzyme in mouth which destroys the synthesis of nitric oxide which will cause heart attack. yep, this is our eighth listerine induced heart attack this week. fuck you, just for that we're going one more time. i've run out of listerine. this is the original. you don't sell it anymore in the uk. the foresight to set up the camera before the last dose of listerine. he was like, i gotta capture this just in case they never bring it back.
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thank you windows defender, you are breathtaking. what is wrong with british media? simon cowell baffles fans with mysterious video begging oral hygiene company listerine to restock his favorite mouthwash. hands up if you're a simon cowell fan that was baffled when he explicitly asked for listerine to come back.
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i don't know where to look, man. play bomb. it's that simple. play bomb. dude, getting an early op kind of like getting brimstone on the basement too. bad plant. bad plant spot, honestly. kind of a bad planting spot. why didn't you scope? i'm a listerine guy. oops. wait, wait, wait. maybe corey's right. maybe the op is unfair. you literally just shoot them and they die. there's only one.
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but they're gonna honor it and that's cool, because i'm now buying like 10 cartons of listerine for 15 cents each. i didn't realize this was the last floor actually, i thought we had one more. it's fine, it's not gonna affect things too much, but anyway. did we go to our... yeah we went to our item room on this floor. we got dr. fetus which i will... i mean i still will pick it up from time to time. we did have a winning epic fetus or dr. fetus run recently.
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here's like listerine or something like that. i'm like okay. that's listerine then he shows up, and it's like uh you know don's la bouch, and i'm like no okay. don't don't exactly go by listerine i really think they missed an opportunity to have a fantastic ad synergy with that song i don't even know what that song is it's alright
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especially in its final few episodes, and it was kind of like 500 days of summer but made like a little bit less hipster y, but there's a lot of them. that's what mouthwash is for i have a friend who's a dentist and he tells me now don't let me get sued for slander here by the listerine corporation i do use mouthwash on occasion, but he told me that most mouthwashes are basically just the placebo effect and
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