Quotes about “Listen to yourself”
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listen son, for what it's worth i am sorry. i am as angry as you. we've been played for fools all along. look at the smug face on our dear baroness. sire the lord! hey, i gotta give you a reason to play it yourself. you do know that the final act was not part of my plan. i'm on your side, so why don't you tell me what you just spoke to the king about? follow me. i'm not moving a muscle until comte leaves too. he's not to be trusted.
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but in the event that somehow the drone strike misses and you find yourself near them, don't you want to cut them open like a pig? oh, they're illegal. it's against the geneva convention or something. that's stupid. that's a weird thing to still be illegal. let's just not listen to that. it's like having ham thursday illegal. yo, that's extremely great! instantaneous. yeah.
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but like honestly better at almost everything else except like long division pretty much is really good. i mean i got room to get even older but yeah it's mostly it's mostly just like video games and long division like everything else is pretty stable. and sports listen buddy look look at yourself in the mirror right now i wouldn't worry about it too much. please nl i need money. stop fucking oh there's no keys for sale you fuckers!
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safe, computer, let's turn this bad boy on. you got a picture of yourself on this? you got a facebook account? a lot of people are saying that this might be the person that hired you for the job. listen, if they want to be humiliated in public, it's my responsibility to provide the service that they requested. the tenant, nelson beard. that's me. we going memento in this bitch? what a twist. i'm nelson beard, bro. nelson beard, new information?
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doesn't mean that it's harder for me to listen to the band. you physically placing yourself and your huge fuck ass family inside of heidi lau physically makes it harder for me to get into heidi lau. it makes it harder to get a table, it makes it harder to be comfortable in the foyer while i'm waiting for the table, it makes it harder to get to the self serve side bar where you mix your own sauces and for some reason they got tortilla chips and i'm like, what the fuck do they have tortilla chips for at heidi lau? and i just, i get them anyway because they're tortilla chips, why not?
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it's been a busy episode even though we didn't end up accomplishing our primary goal. at all, really. we were at war with england for a while. what's going on here? northernlion the third, i name you a pretender. princess illyana of ireland is the true ruler of scotland. do you even listen to yourself sometimes? relinquish the title or there will be war. i will not be blackmailed. i mean, we've been down this... down this road many times here, so...
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your naming process is copying a top grossing children's movie. if you think you are at all unique or special, or that the names elsa and anna didn't get a huge worldwide bump after the film's release, you are deluding yourself. you are literally an evil stepmother in a disney film. that's what you are right now. you are of course also an asshole. okay, listen, there's no point in reading these except to get a little dopamine, okay? it's a disney adult. she's gonna get torched by the internet.
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i know it's like there's the impulse, right? it's like, because i feel it myself. but, but it should be like this. it should really be like this instead. we could all save three minutes total. it's ok. you know, you're right. but you're only punishing yourself. you know, you're driving yourself into an early grave by your discontentment, you know? and you're probably, listen, we all know you get to the gate, you spot somebody, you're like, this person is going to be the most annoying person on the flight.
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pears, a tier fruit. explain yourself. what? did a clip go viral of me talking smack about pears or something? i'm telling you, okay? don't turn me into coney. i am the fruit eater. i'm tasting fruits from exotic places you've never even heard of, okay? you're gonna come in here talking about pears. when was the last time you ate a pear? oh, yesterday? okay, i've eaten two apples since this morning. and you dare to appeal to authority in my chat? listen, buddy. we'll play mercury, without a doubt.
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if you're gonna, you know, be an asshole about it, that makes you an asshole. and being an asshole is a way worse offense than liking music that is considered not so good. you should be able to listen to whatever the heck you want to listen to without, you know, being judged for it, unless you come over the top in a conversation and say like, man, how can you not like creed? creed's the best. then you open yourself up to criticism. i can't believe we don't have another reroll.
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