Quotes about “Lint off”
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1041.82
it's satisfying is what it is. but i mean now, so you've told me a story that is a little embarrassing, so i gotta tell you one. i've never chewed on the seat belt, but as a child i used to... whoops! oh! oh! why? i thought we were doing that. okay, so new plan there. i think i gotta grab on the right side of that orb so it doesn't go up to the top. yeah, i agree with that. please continue though. yeah, as a child i used to pick lint off of strangers' clothes in public.
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1481.660
so like, you know like, you ever this is okay, sorry, sorry. before you go on, this is the perfect dichotomy of nl stories versus justice stories. this is unbelievable. what are you guys doing on fire? well, you know, you ever like take a lighter and like you light a sock and it just goes like, whoosh. over the lint? yeah, yeah. where it like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah. where it's like the little tiny like fibers burn off, but it doesn't light on fire.
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1815.92
did you ask like your go to side piece or was it? she was she wasn't a side piece. she was a main piece either but now before we get lethal like it's a misplay if you don't roll need before lethal i didn't mean to offend any of the female persuasion by saying side piece by the way. i mean i was a little offended as well i don't know what kind of lint rubbing off what kind of this stuff you thought i was getting down to in ninth grade, but i
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1542.86
supposedly your body hair sucks up the lint from your pants and deposits it off jesus christ deposits it in your belly button really? optimelee. thank you for the subscription as well. would you touch a poop for $500? probably yes. people are like why don't you just touch the poop then wash your hands? you gotta oh that's not gonna work you people you have to have standards
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1294.080
me sitting in amazement and bewonderment at technology. was it the atm? i was distracted because i had my daughter with me. so she's running around trying to like, you know, pull lint off of like all the other people that are in the bank. and i'm like, hey, can you just stand by me for a second? i'm trying to deposit an american check into a canadian atm, which you can do, but you got to hit like a special button that has an american flag on it. while i was distracted, i didn't hit the button. so i deposited the check
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3108.560
so like, uh, you know like this is okay. sorry. sorry before you go on this is the perfect dichotomy of nl stories versus just these stories this is unbelievable, you're getting a case study right now well, you know you ever like take a lighter and like you light a sock and it just goes like foosh over the over the lint yeah, yeah where it like like yeah. yeah. yeah where it's like the little tiny like fibers burn off, but it doesn't light on fire
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1604.54
it's also funny, it's also embarrassing even though i was a little kid but i would like pull lint off of strangers. it's very weird. like in public i would just, i don't know, i'd see someone wearing like a wool coat and then i just like grab like a little lint ball on their coat and just take it. what was the reasoning?
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1641.40
so i have some secondhand, well i guess it's maybe first hand, i have some sympathy and you know, i've begged my parents forgiveness for making them apologize to strangers in public for all the times i would grab lint for no reason off of the coat of someone that i didn't even know, just passing them in the mall or something like that. as a kid you can get away with that, as an adult they would, i don't know, you probably get punched in the face or sent away somewhere, but um...
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555.100
and this is like, it's not a flex. it's just, it's actually a rare me sitting in amazement and bewonderment at technology. was it the atm? i was distracted because i had my daughter with me. so she's running around trying to like, you know, pull lint off of like all the other people that are in the bank. and i'm like, hey, can you just stand by me for a second?
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1257.74
oh catch on fire. i don't know yeah, you got to clean the lint trap every time i use it she's like as soon as it's done turn it off because they catch on fire and then i washed my bedding in it the other day. i dried my bedding and she's like oh, it's a linen it's the catch on fire, and i'm like what what have you been like it's not it's not that bad. oh
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