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he just wants to sit in places that he shouldn't sit. he slept in the laundry basket last night. he must have loved it in there. yeah, i mean like the clothes are already dirty. it's like a paradise for a cat. you know, i still don't want to... it's not... i'm gonna make the lint filter work overtime. yeah, you don't want to be responsible for burning down the building. yeah, that'd be... that'd be bad. cat slept on the clothes a little too much. sorry all the people we killed.
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to be fair, if a little bit of extra lint in the lint trap could burn down a little bit. yeah, there's something that's not up to code. z bad, thanks for the subscription. i'm not putting my cat in the washing machine. that is... that is obviously cruel. many times, i'll start the washing machine and be like, oh shit, like it sounds really loud. and then i'll go back and check and be like, is there a cat in there? yeah, exactly. and there's never a cat in there.
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all right, well i'm just doing my part. fuck that in your stupid mallard dick. that's elastic. wow. oh my. no. you gotta get seven now, josh. you get to seven, we still got a chain. way to go. way to go. how do you do that hand thing? don't worry about how i do the hand thing. ask me how i do the dick thing. i'll teach you something. i don't want you to teach me anything. no, no. fucking lint.
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nick, why did you just put cumberbatch? cause i couldn't think of anybody. you couldn't even do his full name? no. i figured there's a batch of them. that counts for two. oh, it's a cumberbatch. okay. oh my god. batch of cumbers. you guys ever been in the cumber cab? here you go. alright, this is round three. alright, i'm ready. the official medical term for belly button lint.
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you gotta make a new meme every quiplash, that's how quiplash works. oh, i'm doing my part. the official medical term for belly button lint. no answer. cumber button lint, cumberbatch, mumble kush, oh shit dat lint. oh, this is just... yeah, that's quality.
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they have like the craziest names for weed. they have like, oh this is gengis cron. this is like the head, like the trepener and shit like that. and you're like, okay, one second. cumberbatch got 9%. and then cumberbud and lint got 13%. and then mumble kush did not win. what? he got 37%. wow.
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shit. oh shit, dat lint. holy fucking 1%. shit, i should have memed! i'm not even that creative of a usage, it's just... how can i throw this in? oh shit, dat lint. i said i hated that answer. hey, austin came back and won that one.
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thank you, aruve, for the six months in a row, and also dustin lint gaming channel for the host. dustin lint gaming channel. dustin lint. i feel bad. not for people, because that's silly. but for the word plebiscite. people are always having referendums all the time. the quebec referendum, the brexit referendum. nobody ever does plebiscites anymore. you notice that? what's wrong with that?
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it's so much bigger than it used to be. it's got bigger red animation. i get lint dark chocolate truffles actually, that's probably one of my favorites. like the ufo things. they're like styrofoam on the outside and they got like little candy beads on the inside. candy beads? yeah, i know what you're talking about. why is that a nick answer that i like chocolate truffles? here's level two. you go into the candy store with all the buckets and the scoops.
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which one's a truffle the nick answer? it's it's just like one if there was a younger and that was the answer i'd go. oh, that's nick welcome to the lion pride welcome to the lion pride and snowy thank you as well because it's like a candy that you get when you're like 50 no it's like a it's like a 50 year old candy, and you're like oh, i just got promoted to uh you know i used to be assistant to the regional manager now. i'm assistant regional manager i'm gonna get the lint dark chocolate truffles tonight. oh
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this is some weird generational gas thing. it's like there's one too many syllables in that word for it not to be an animal. so you're judging it based on the word, not even the candy. no, the candy is just trying too hard. it's like why don't they just call it like a, they should call it a choco ball and then i'd be like way more into it but instead it's, ooh it's a fine lint dark chocolate truffle. our chocolate master has refined his flavor over, no he hasn't, come on. that's what it says on the back actually. it's made in a lab just like all the other ones.
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yeah, but i ain't ever getting lint and dark chocolate truffles. let's talk about your planet coaster park and how it's actually an episode of black mirror now. i'm actually fine with my planet coaster park. that's not what you said in the chat today. i'm taking it in a novel direction and the direction is what if i made a garbage park? you can't get out of it. alright, i might have to out garbage your garbage park then. i don't think you have it in you honestly. the skywalk
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they will find you hiding behind a big armoire. who is that? it's a murderer. everybody wants to hit the man. i found a lint roller on somebody's bed and i really wanted to use it in case there's cat hair. a lint roller? there's also a blow up alligator here.
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because it's not the same movie. why? why'd you make the same movie again? it's not a remake. what is it? it's a sequel. you can't make a sequel to an old movie. that doesn't make any sense. the joke is people do that all the time. you can only make original new content. the official medical term for belly button lint. orit chalkum or bellyint.
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no, but she put no it was the it was the washer because she put the liquid soap in the liquid soap holder and then she she put aluminum foil on the lint trap and then it was like you know fast forward 20 minutes and then she pulls the lint trap out and there's a bunch of like blue cotton candy in the lint trap i'm like do we deserve destruction i'm saving why is there a lint trap in the washer wait a minute that's a great point
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yeah, i just typed it into the compiler and then when the linter said this doesn't work, i said, why don't you just give it a shot? listen, linter, i'll never be mad at you, okay, for not being able to lint my code. i will be mad at you if you're not going to give it an honest try. and i think that just a little bit of belief goes a long way sometimes. please elaborate.
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if it's raining? if it's raining, call me crazy. if it's raining, i don't go to the beach. you said things you don't bring? okay, it's like a 14 year old anecdote, okay? you might have to do your own linting on the bit in order to make it make sense. i promise you at the time, it made sense. why are you trying to get me? yeah, you're like punching up my script here, bozo. don't lint the bit. don't lint the bit. don't yuck my yum, okay? some of us love war crimes, okay?
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