Quotes about “Linkedin”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸12⧸18]
- 10393.520 probably. i have no idea what this question is even asking. linkedin, breach, linkedin. what? trash linkedin. breach baby grand. that is a trash category, i agree. hyphenated term for the land or commodities reserved by the government for a particular use. hyphenated. oh. he's got set in his name somewhere? a set aside. that's not fucking a set aside. still bad. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸30⧸18]
- 3741.420 no, i don't remember. isn't it out of six or something? that's not bad. no, i don't remember what it is. i thought it was graded similarly to the sats but slightly different somehow. sats weird. it's like at like 1800 or something. it's two categories that add up to a number if i remember correctly. dude, i had a linkedin request from somebody and they had their sat score in their profile and they were in their 30s. and i was like, ahh. Search ↗
They call him the Ticketmaster cause he punches his own tickets - Bits and Banter [08/22/2022]
- 2171.94 our version of the state level, there was a guy who ended up becoming canada's youngest grandmaster who was in my age group. he ended up becoming canada's youngest person. well, i actually, believe it or not, i held that title for about the briefest of moments. a microsecond, yeah. yeah, and then someone took it from me. but this guy, he became canada's youngest grandmaster. he did always have a crowd and then now he's like an investment banker according to linkedin. Search ↗
- 2201.62 which is how far they fall. he's probably doing a lot better, honestly. i don't know because i don't go on linkedin. but you just f**ked with me though because you've made me realize that only a very small amount of people can ever be like the oldest person alive. but everyone at one point was the youngest person. crazy, right? that's f**ked. and none of them should be cup stackers. also true. Search ↗
rare Northernlion rage - Bits and Banter [08/23/2022]
- 3724.00 like just when it feels right, you can just ignore that one. by the way, did you see that viral linkedin post generator? i did one of those while i was waiting for the baby to come out of daycare yesterday. there was that linkedin, uh, it, you typed in what you did that day. Search ↗
- 3741.28 and then it spit out a viral linkedin post generated by ai. so here's the post i got yesterday, okay? my linkedin connections maxed out at 30,000. it happened on the day i revealed that i bleached my anus. why the shock? why did it make me so famous on linkedin? ordinary people don't bleach their anus on their day to day? i think i know the reason. pointing emoji. Search ↗
meet the Letourneaus- Bits and Banter _10_28_2022_
- 4307.04 i'll drive you crazy. i'm wearing a suit that looks like the shoulders on the suit go out all the way to here and then it doesn't taper at all, it just goes straight down. using chandler bing's personal stylist, the david byrne, exactly. wearing a blue dress shirt with a white collar. i'm not gonna lie, blue dress shirt, white collar is kind of a look. i think they should make you provide your linkedin profile before you buy one of those shirts though. Search ↗
food truck gordon ramsay - Bits and Banter [11/03/2022]
- 269.14 so i'm on tiktok to post like sponsored content sometimes, but social media is like just bad. maybe not full stop, like i'm sure some people like, you know, they get some value out of linkedin. but overall, i'm just saying like, if you've been on twitter for 10 years and your lesson that you learned is not like never be on social media, i don't think you use twitter the same way that i use twitter. like what are you getting out of twitter? Search ↗
you know i had to do it to em_ - Bits and Banter [12/05/2022]
santa did what to my mom_ - Bits and Banter _12_22_2022_
- 1280.00 what does joe do for work? who are you, me? you see someone better than you in a video game and your first instinct is to tear down their linkedin? just relax, it has no impact on you. just enjoy the entertainment on the screen. yeah, what do you do for work? you're nothing! larry, you bald fuck! you bald asshole, larry, fuck you! did you just plop on my couch, larry? i didn't plop. look at your fat fucking husband, he probably plopped! i don't plop. Search ↗
harassing my favorite streamer - Bits and Banter [02/02/2024]
- 4347.02 i was in a quibi. i had to track down the producer on linkedin and get him to pay me the $100 he owed me. that sounds like it tracks. did you think threads had a chance? um, i don't know. it's still, it's a complicated situation because maybe like there was a time where i thought that like Search ↗