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8805.280
that dude who worked at disney as like a gaston in costume man like lit a firework on his head and then when it went off it just killed him. i'm kind of like, i'm not saying he deserved to die but that one i don't hold against fireworks but when people are like yeah like two mortars went off one went off too early knocked the other one off and then it shot a fucking shell into my house then i'm like maybe fireworks are dangerous.
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1765.160
we clearly are in america because rob gaston didn't seem upset so... this is a fair point. i also feel like they're driving like a really tall vehicle. i feel like i'm way too far off the ground. could be a van. this is... it's so flat, it's gotta be... yeah. there's not even a single mountain on the horizon. i'm going down the road looking for a sign that's readable and i just don't see... there aren't even a mile!
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1682.480
ohhhhhh! dude, you're so fast. dude, you gotta get an angel ring, i'm telling you man. yeah, but didn't it take you like six hours to get it? yeah, i mean, just get malfite to spawn you a gaston. mmm, that's fair. then again, i did spend six hours just getting like this purple cardboard helmet, so... wait, have you found your's, malf? no, so it's very clearly alluding to wind.
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3785.58
did you see gaston called that one girl ugly? so i did not see that. and neither did you if you know what's good for you. i like the memes. i like the memes.
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5594.90
okay, apparently chad is saying you actually said aren't you always in gaston? which is a different thing. also jamie lee curtis mode is real. chats backing me up and i appreciate it. i'm gonna pop you up there. i don't know what to do man. put flea on the team. i don't have a band but i feel like if you put flea on the team you're chilling. probably the most talented member of the red hot chili peppers because i have no idea how to evaluate drummers.
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5306.48
what i will say is i'm not walking around with like a mickey mouse tattoo or like i'm not an adult who's like i gotta take a picture with gaston from beauty and the beast or something like that. regardless, i was thinking about and not with admiration but rather just with interest how strong is the brand at disney that mickey mouse has not done shit in a hundred years
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1670.04
sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one turns as many cows, men into cucks as gaston. i'm especially good at defecating. and i'm like, damn, it's like quarter after seven in the fucking morning, dude. i'm just getting a coffee. daddy, why are you laughing? nah, she's still asleep.
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7038.10
mickey mouse, this play is about mickey mouse and then he comes out. i'd be like, okay, that's fair. but like this shit was, this was beauty and the beast. and then at the end, like some sparks come off and mickey mouse comes out and he gets the biggest pop off of all. he didn't do anything. i'm not surprised that he got a reaction on the disney cruise because that's what you're there for. but i am kind of surprised he got the biggest reaction when obviously the biggest reaction should be for gaston because he fucking ripped up those songs, man. even though every time i hear it, i do hear
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7069.92
no one sucks like gaston, no one fucks like gaston. no one hits the nancy reagan gluck gluck like gaston. i'm especially good at ejaculating. yeah, it gets me every time. but i'm like, i can't say that shit on the cruise because like...
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1617.16
and once we get through this, i think we'll be in the dining hall. i'll probably call it quits just as soon as we get to the dining hall. just so that you can see the kind of aesthetic change. it takes on like a be our guest style gaston from beauty and the beast environment. which i think we're just gonna fall into right now.
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1989.22
how would i book my tickets without william shatner? yeah, exactly. william shatner killed somebody in that commercial for expedia or christline, whatever, one of those bullshit middle companies he works for. like, uh, kaley cuoco from, uh, the big bang theory. he's like, hey, this is my boyfriend, gaston. he booked me a good deal. and he's like, hey, i always get what i want. and william shatner pulls him out of the fucking window. all right, so maybe he's a cocky dickbag. that doesn't mean you just throw him to his death.
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