Quotes about “Light glasses”
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6817.200
does everyone have you don't learn about basic human inventions in canada? exactly. we don't even use light bulbs here. all we use are redheads, brunettes, blondes. i think we should do this entire show with this they're hypno glasses! that's it. i just fucking lost my hypno glasses backwards.
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1287.66
should have realized they're not the experts in glasses, they're the experts in selling glasses. so now, like, whenever i wear these glasses and the light hits them, i look like a smart character from anime where, like, the glare just goes, like, i mean, you can see, like, they reflect so much. and then i have the chromatic aberration where, like, any blue light does not... it doesn't appear to be coming from the source that it's actually coming from, like, it moves around as i move my head.
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1952.94
i actually have quite robust eyebrows, not quite, you know, levi esque, eugene levi. but i'm telling you, i got eyebrows. and also, when i face the camera or anyone head on, the space on the lenses here, actually the lenses are so thick it bends light to the point that it looks like my head does like a squidward. it goes like... so i need to buy glasses that work with me instead of against me. okay, so we need this overcharge.
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2213.98
frames, lenses, automatic blue light filter, anti reflective coating. it's $249.99 canadian. what is that? that's even like, i don't even know. that's like $185 american for a pair of glasses for an adult man. that's pretty cheap. plus, 2% off because i'm the executive member and then 1% off extra because i put it on my costco mastercard. so it's really more like $241.
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1090.720
it makes light of the situation. does he walk, he kind of walks, kind of walks like that i would say. stands restlessly, stands while adjusting glasses. i mean that's kind of like a nothing burger. he needs more man. certainly feel like he meets with a, he meets with a nod. okay, i'm gonna film myself is actually, it might be too much. i'm not trying to make light of richie tenenbaum's
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2017.02
seems about right. and also brown. it's me. can you give him some like some thick glasses though? i was gonna be honest, this is like the lamest looking superhero of all time. he's just a guy. what the hell? she's got the damn influencer ring light.
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2016.200
i don't know. what are you doing man? i have a mushroom. there's two people without a mushroom. oh, sorry. and i have a mushroom. i was just, i was just revenging but i didn't think about it at all. you poor son of a bitch, chill out. i'm saying, people who invented they were making fun of the light bulb guy. he had that dumbass hair and little glasses and shit. with his tongue sticking out. what's up? dude, he would've been saying what's up. what's up?
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78.38
range rovers driven by 17 year old kids dodging white bmw suvs people wearing glaucoma sunglasses can one single photon of light making it through the lenses and then they're like out for blood trying to get a spot that's six inches closer to the front door than everybody else just to get glasses so i i'm you know, i got some beef jerky and
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216.54
the spectrum of glasses, basically. this is not that big of a deal. losing the boneheart actually is that big of a deal. i really doubt it's gonna have a super meaningful impact on the run, but i will suggest and admit that it could. if we get hit one more time, we're pretty much gonna be in like non stop playing as the spirit territory. and that's okay too. like truth be told, getting holy light makes playing as the spirit not really that complicated.
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566.44
it's not like i've been just... well, i guess i do stare at a computer monitor a lot, but i paid for the extra blue light filter in the glasses, so that shouldn't... if anything, it should hurt the monitor. you should see the other guy. good one? good. thank you, thank you. um... no, i'm happy with my existing battery for sure. there we have... we should be making wisps at like every opportunity.
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