Quotes about “Last hit I rage”
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4588.38
is it possible for these levels to just last forever? uh, no, eventually they run into rage mode and then they get really pissed off at you, but as long as you don't get hit during rage mode, yeah, it'll just keep going. okay. this is... it's become a little too puzzle y for my feeble ape brain. oh, i gotcha. let's do this, motherfucker. for madden! okay. there's definitely a handful of levels that are just like, oh, this level just sucks. i just hate this level. but all the rest of the levels are fun. what level are you on right now?
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2172.66
okay, big moment, last potential deal with the devil. teratoma is a fantastic enemy to be fighting in this position. he should go down. or it should go down. it's not, you know, a sign of gender to like a physical condition. we should be able to take him out pretty easily without getting hurt ourselves. and because our rage is gonna be so high, i'm pretty confident that we can kill the spiders in one hit, which should hopefully kind of nullify one of my major concerns for this fight, which is accidentally dodging into spiders. i also have the orbitals to defend me, but...
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cleared this one out homing bolts. ooh no, i'll take back muscle i said yes to back muscle last time and it ended up potentially being a major mistake but here we are don't let that freaking assassin get to you. we've died 35 different ways on this run. i actually hit that guy off the screen. holy crap that's how i know my like nuclear throne nerd rage is in full effect right now. oh, i walked into it. it's alright. i
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1176.32
rage not really helping me out in this fight, but, you know, peepers are high. peep's high. doing quite a number on monstro. i'm trying to stand right next to monstro as well without actually hitting him because my q and e should be tearing him up. but i gotta get pretty darn close to make that happen. by and large, i think this has been one of the easiest fights we've had in a long time. i'll take the last hit there. i'll take the range and tears up. that'll make up for that reverse jesus juice i had on the last floor.
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but if we don't hit it in like 20 cups, it's going to disintegrate. yes! he always makes it when i'm not looking. yeah, but you're probably like i bet you haven't been looking for like 50 percent of the time for the last hour and 40 minutes, man. you're always not looking when i'm shooting. what do you expect? if you're not looking when i make a shot, you're not going to see it when it goes in the cup. this is the one that made a chatter rage quit the game.
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1851.28
i'm not going to crunch the numbers, but you know you can imagine a graph of how our power can grow in your head. maybe. i don't know. now if we can get like blind rage. does blind rage make holy mantle, uh, the invincibility from holy mantle last? let me rephrase the way i'm trying to explain this. with blind rage, whenever you get hit you get a longer cooldown before you can get hit again. does this work with holy mantle so if we get hit we'd have even longer to inflict more enemies?
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2549.52
and we'll start building up our rage here against these flies. walk in and poison him. i don't think i got hit twice there, even though i lost the half heart and the eternal heart. in fact, picking up the eternal heart might have actually cost me an opportunity at permanent polaroid invincibility, which is frustrating, to say the least. so we are poisoning him every time. we've been hit twice, to the best of my knowledge. we're doing a little bit more damage than we were on the last one.
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1318.32
despite all my rage, i am still just a cad in a box. okay, next turn we probably pop the vulnerability just to try to avoid the exact same fate that happened to us last time, but i don't think we can get him. hey, hey, i see you jumping on that friggin' computer. i think we have to let him hit us for 38. and you might say like, well this is a very foolish decision, but what am i supposed to do?
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910.66
okay. very nice. otherwise we could have found ourselves in harm's way pretty easily there. one more hit should do it. ooh, never mind. okay. this was actually surprisingly easy. now it's not really... i mean it is worth a bomb, right? it's worth a bomb to check for that just in case there's a black market there, but i don't even know if there could be a black market in that space. we could fuck up the bomb. maybe it's not worth using our last remaining bomb for that. does our speed increase as our rage from taurus builds? i think that might be true.
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