Quotes about “Lactate”
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noted comedian and improviser paul f. tompkins does a werner herzog impression, and the broad note of it is that everything comes back to nature will eventually destroy us, and that's on display in that i thought it was like the prostate fluoro lactate testosterone valve or something. well that's actually what he was named after. it helps the bear milk itself or something like that. it helps the bear milk itself.
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i see an airport but i do not recognize. yeah, the sign for that did not help. yeah. i actually wasn't even sure if those were names that were applicable to anything or directions to where you should go. like here maybe? wait a minute, wait a minute! oh that's actually a tip! produce lactate. do i have to? when? obey! i'm guessing that means they have milk and vegetables?
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oh yeah, produce and... produce lactate, is that a command? oh, ooh ooh ooh ooh, wait. sine, you said something on you. oh, it says of course, city park. good, yeah, thanks. save in self security.
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and they love the pain, they love hitting their lactate threshold. and then i would say, you know, gryffindor. gryffindor, those are the power zone riders. those are the chosen riders. i'm not quite amongst them yet. and then ravenclaw. i feel like ravenclaw is... well, what's the one? hufflepuff is the one that smokes weed, right? i think those are the people who only select rides based on the music. those are the people who are like, oh my god, 30 minute cody rigsby pop ride.
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like it was all like normal, normal, normal, normal. and then one of them was like, oh shit. yeah, my salmonella level was off the charts. my white blood cell count was in the normal range. lactate! the lactate was going sicko mode. nothing like trying to get a blood test from a doctor. you're like, doctor, i don't feel well. they're like, hey, let's run some blood tests. they run the blood tests. they're like, hey, you must not feel very well. your lactate was really high. no shit.
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you know, when my daughter was a newborn, for me it was very little hands on work because i don't lactate, which will probably surprise you but it's the honest to goodness truth. still, you're getting limited sleep, don't get me wrong, and you're doing what you can to support your partner in that situation.
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same thing, me outside trying to unload groceries from the cart onto the conveyor belt but i feel like i gotta keep one hand on my bag so that it's not draping on top of the soy milk. i stopped carrying a man bag because my friends made fun of me for carrying lactate pills in it. honestly, that's just weak mindset. that wouldn't be me. you actually... i say this, i know it sounds insane. no, i'm not gonna tell them they need to get new friends. friends banter.
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lactate in order to produce the milk. that is gross man. i'm still, i had some cheese this morning to be honest but i thought they just sort of like once they reach a certain cow age they just started producing milk kind of like 24 7 even though it doesn't make sense when you think about it but i'd never thought about it before i just may have went from the time you're a little kid until you get older you're like cows make milk you're like okay cool bees make honey cows make milk
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it's like you showed up to the nathan's hot dog eating contest and ate one hot dog faster than joey chestnut's like 73rd and you're like, if you just scale that out, if you just scale that out for like another like 15 minutes, i would be the greatest eater on the planet. i'm like, you don't know brother, you haven't even touched your lactate threshold yet, much less for like 11 days in a row or whatever.
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i don't know, well they're misclassifying it as bath water. it's not my fault, they can't milk is 85% water anyways, so it's fine. yeah, you can milk anyone, damn great. yeah, but the other part is lactose and some people are lactate intolerant. yeah, intolerance to lactate. that's very true of you guys. uh, nick marry me please i'm hot just subscribed, thank you very much for that subscription. raise your rock yahas and welcome to the rock boy. this is awesome, like all these people subscribing with these names because it allows me to like relive
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thought i had something to say but it just totally slipped by the wayside. something about boobs and milk probably? i don't know. it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. yeah, it really does. the idea of lactation just really doesn't jive with my mind. some people are into it, that's okay. not my thing. i mean that's literally all those things are there for really, like in terms of practicality. look, i'm not gonna tell people if they can find a consenting partner who will lactate on them. oh no, you do whatever you i'm just saying me personally. yeah.
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