Quotes about “Kratos”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸2⧸17]
- 9131.800 oh ryan that one is that hurts. i hate kratos's hell holes. no! oh no, that was a struggle man. i don't know what that was. you got a hole in one last time. this one is really tough. hold on my my my way to see you. ryan why is your mubod still advertised gigantic and spend like six months? that guys not cleared yet. wait aren't you guys overshooting this hole that's in front of Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸21⧸18]
- 5873.000 f**k! depending on your opinion of vermintide we may have ruined it the second we started playing vermintide. no! i'm down again because i'm stupid. yeah, you're easily rescued. dude, chat, i disagree with you. oh, there's a kratos on your head. oh, i'm down too. oh no. i didn't see that guy with the axe. hold on. our other two boys are very low on hp as well. self destructive tendencies. it's the annihilation theory, yeah. what? tlc is not the dark souls in terms of like worst television network. 700 club or whatever that, uh, is on. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸26⧸18]
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸17⧸18]
- 3613.600 i'm only going to find out if you've been there. there he goes. i had to get an invite. thank you. yeah, i gotcha. i gotcha. administratively. no, i can't be horny in my own chat. that doesn't work. you could be horny over like the texture on a mug on kratos' table. yeah, i do that. kratos didn't have mugs. you should know that. i thought you were playing the game. yeah, i'm not 100% sure. i have sent him all several inputs. i'm watching this cool intro of sonic. oh! Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸23⧸18]
- 8274.180 yeah, you know he was just doing witch doctor reference oh okay, crowd source this joke i've got seven lulls now so i think it's acceptable to tell kratos walks into a gas station and walks to the ice freezer the attendant walks up and asks what he's looking for kratos says i need to buy frost oh Search ↗
- 9167.220 i'm serious someone in my chair during god of war was like how fucked up would it be if like in the next god of war game? kratos just like murders jesus christ. i like that i actually had that same discussion. i was like that would be a very bold decision. he just tears them in half crushes his skull with his own Search ↗
- 9190.660 through the eyes. that's not overly violent. kratos does that all the time. he's just like wrecking people with enormous structures. oh man. Search ↗
- 9387.920 i think maybe the buddhist gods would be better than christian jesus for god of war because there's eight of them and there's an actual war god called begtsi from mongolia. there's also a conqueror of death named yamantaka. so like this feels like the kind of stuff kratos loves to rip apart. he does like tearing things apart. what does kratos like to rip apart? eight arms, blue elephant. Search ↗
- 11043.580 i don't know. because it's like nah man. you can't get it up. nah man noodles. i gave you the chance to get out but... we had such a good show and then he had to say that shit again. i can tell the kratos joke again. an impotent kratos walks into a japanese noodle hut. kratos is never impotent. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸6⧸18]
- 2144.060 people were saying like, kratos is gonna go to egypt and let god of war 3? i'm fine with that. i still think if he doesn't kill the christian god then everyone at sony santa monica is a coward and they should be ashamed. didn't darksiders do that? sort of. you kill angels in that right? you kill the four horsemen of the apocalypse Search ↗
- 2171.680 you are one of the four horsemen. yeah, that's never stopped them before be honest you kind of kill god and i mean, that's just a spoiler actually nevermind back. well well, you killed god in the video game. yeah, no, you've accidentally spoiled everything i'm gonna be watching the movie on the flight later tonight being like one of kratos kills god in this one. i Search ↗
- 8912.940 let's all go to the movie. it's god. hell no. hey, kratos is gonna kill you soon. what wishes can i grant you before then? that's what god is known for, granting wishes. bear! no, i'm god. i wish for three more wishes. oh, sorry. thought you would know how to do that, god, and i just... Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸17⧸18]
- 9194.200 this is anime ryan? oh no. oh, i thought it was kratos, but actually it's so... oh, actually i thought you were giving him one cheeky eye scar. i made him a pumpkin. who did? tis the season. yeah. you guys gonna eat any pumpkin pie this season? i hope so. not pumpkin pie. i'll probably have like a slice. Search ↗
food truck gordon ramsay - Bits and Banter [11/03/2022]
- 36.32 thank you. and if nobody knows god of war like me, like i have my own kratos emote, exactly. but i was talking about it with apollo and we were talking about the so called game drought, which i believe is not a myth, i have seen it. and he said, well at least god of war ragnarok comes out soon. and i said, if god of war, the franchise has one hater, it is me. if it has no haters, you're welcome to come to my funeral. Search ↗
- 205.96 and just drop kratos inside of a room full of enemies, have him use the game's incredible combat mechanics to kill all the enemies, and then four doors open up and he chooses which door to go into. and then like in some of the rooms there could be like a treasure chest that could maybe make his uh... Search ↗
he fell down some stairs - Bits and Banter [11/07/2022]
- 3835.58 you're gonna play god of war ragnarok? no, but i was thinking that you know what we could do because i still have the lion kratos emote. we could, um... Search ↗
- 3844.50 just like tell people when they show up like hey, no, we're not playing god of war ragnarok. however, you could subscribe with twitch prime real quick get lion kratos and then go watch someone else play it and you could spam my emote in their chat and then they'd be like, whoa, what's that kratos emote and then people will like mouse over top of it and then they'll go i gotta go get one of those for myself. Search ↗
- 3867.20 i think this could be a big month for subscriptions just because of god of war. not cuz i'm playing it myself, but we do have that kratos emote. could be the most successful month of my life from a twitch prime subscription standpoint. i can't believe it. so needless, so needless to get hit there. is this emote legal? i think it's one of those things where it's like, be cool. it's legal if you don't get caught, you know what i mean? Search ↗
- 3893.90 it's not illegal. like the cops aren't going, thank you, i appreciate that. the cops aren't going to look for people that have a kratos emote. if it was brought to their attention, would they be forced to be like, would they, like i'm just trying to say, don't blow this up for me. this could be a really big month. i'm probably one of the biggest god of war fans on earth. one of the biggest without a doubt. i know all the characters, there's kratos. Search ↗