Quotes about “Kory call”
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i'm taking it again. don't take it this time. i did not take it oh, i think i'm good here because kory's probably not gonna take it kory i take the dutch flag. oh, i'm sorry. i'm mixing up big donut. not a big dutch guy it's gotta be this it's gotta be this they call me the uh, dutch master. yes, we win together. yes, that's fun. that's fun you know that in uh, the netherlands if you go over to a dutch person's house for coffee they'll venmo request you like 75 cents afterwards pay for real
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also, i do feel like as you age you just become more evil golfing all our generations bucking the trends it's true. you can you can look at the demographics says most evil guy in call. no give me your star. give me your star. fuck you. this guy's evil. you deserve the odds apollo. thank you. you deserve that kory
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they call me a butthead, but they ain't seen me at my beavis. and then one second later, a turret turned on and his scream cut out. he got coil headed. oh, he got coil headed. oh, kory. why? oh, okay. oh, man.
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oh i gave him i gave him a party with kory and bear in it and then i shift tab i see right all that left your party i could join him wait back and i'm did you call me bork because i hope you did because i'm currently playing as bortaf i do like that i've got a white saber
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i can't see you ryan. that's fine. i'm playing. connie's on the move. connie's on the move. connie's on the move. okay, where we were stabbing kory. she's on the move. she's running. she's hiding again. on the, oh, going left, going left. northbound. she's running. she's running. okay, yeah, you're on her. she's gone left and then she's full that way. and then she took a left at the end of that road. yep, there you go. you got her. nice job, man. those are great directions, honestly. yeah, i used to rp a cop in gta. this feels like yolo. this feels like yolo. this is a call of duty.
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ketchup, but it squirts out the red tomato juice first. i'm gonna be like, you know what they call that? ronch dressing. and they're gonna be like, you'll be spreading the lies. you should know what they call that dad? the drizz! you drizzed on my burger! no offense, kory. ugh, dad, stop drizzing at the table! a starbucks coffee that should never exist. diarrhea beets or crapuccino.
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i think i'm being kidnapped. he has a stream, like we can easily learn if it's kory or not. i'm fighting for my life man, i can't alt tab right now. that's true. you hear that? it is kory, why is he not in the discord call? because ryan said he was 40. how am i supposed to apologize to him if he's not in the discord? can anyone answer this logistical problem for me? healing up. this is gonna be a bad i saw that. no, no, that's good, that's good. we landed on my pan, so we're all good.
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oh my god the jammer peck's goated bro. did kory die on the street too? i think uh yeah a little bit. fuck you. what the fuck bro i'm rescuing you. fuck you. why'd you leave the call? fuck you well not you malf you're cool. kory where's your corpse my jammer peck's almost done. why what do you mean i'm dead? yeah i know i'm grabbing your card. he's bringing them back. i'm right on the street so you could actually get me. i don't know where kory's is. i just know he died ahead of me.
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i typed $100 too and it didn't work and then i typed 100 and it worked. i typed it out exactly the way it's typed minus the word bill. i typed 100 bill and it gave it to me. i do love $100 one of my favorite things. man if only someone could give us all $100 right now. right? that would really make us all feel better. joe biden's not in the call kory. i didn't ask for 700.
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sorry kory, i believe it is you who will be apologizing. sorry justin. in my head i was like well ryan's gonna take the biggest one. you know? but that was the biggest one. it was yeah he did. yeah i know i was thinking someone else would block the biggest one. that's what everyone always thinks man. it's the tragedy of the commons man or as i call it the celebration of the commons. mine was longer but his had more coverage.
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kory just saved y'all's life. kory's the fucking enemy now. the way my cat was just looking at me, he was like, come on, man. he didn't like that joke. y'all's fuck you, man. we don't call it that. y'all's? we don't call it y'all's. i'm just picturing like a very german man going, we call it jaws. not that german. yeah. yeah. about that. more like a michael ballack.
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okay. well now i know. yeah, yeah. oh okay, okay, okay. just let me slash marker that real quick. slash marker, we'll call that clank 1. all that extra clank, that's bad ryan. i'm aware, i'm aware it's a resource, you just gotta manage it. oh, that's a lot of clank, kory. that's a lot of clank. and look at my hand, it's got no stumbles in it now.
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oh man. we're costco guys. of course we have a conference call with our whole family to figure out if we should buy a rack of ribs. you ever see that, kory? no. no? no. like the guys in the store? yeah, they always like i always see like older people in the meat section and they like see a deal and then they pull out their telephone.
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