Quotes about “Kitchen clean dishes”
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let's clean their kitchen for them. we're staying in their house. you know, they're cooking meals for us. we're engaging in their hospitality. let's clean their kitchen for them. so kate did the dishes. i dried the dishes. it was looking spic and span. and then we came to a dilemma. the dishwasher was open. and this motherfucker was 98. you're gonna know where this is going based on the way that i'm talking about it.
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but it also sparked a heated discussion on the way home where i was like, some people out there don't know how to use their dishwasher. why are you filling your dishwasher to 150% capacity, which means that your kitchen is dirty 100% of the time, when you could just fill the dishwasher up with the day's dishes, run it, empty it in the morning and have a clean kitchen all the time? it doesn't make sense, man!
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was i was in the work kitchen, different coworker by the way, but i was in the work kitchen and i was washing off a plate and this guy came in and said, what are you doing? and i said, i'm doing the dishes. and he said, why are you doing it with cold water? and i was embarrassed because in my head i was like, oh, duh, you use hot water to clean the dishes. and i said, oh, you know, climate change and all that. dude definitely left thinking i was a complete moron.
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if you can't take pleasure in rolling the boulder then you might as well just hit the pause menu. i'm not fucking with you, i would rather do the dishes than play league of legends. 100%. it's not even close. at least after half an hour of doing the dishes, you know, it's done. for today at least. i'm not fucking with you. if i was at my friend's house, he had two pcs and he was like, do you want to play league of legends with me? i might be like, could, can i just like clean your kitchen instead? it's cleaning for other people. it hits different man.
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what do you mean four plates? like in your whole kitchen, you got four flat plates? like you got no bowls? you got no like cups? you got no like bigger plates? you got no like... what do you mean just four plates? like is it... i'm so confused. fewer plates, fewer dishes to clean? um... yeah, but like... wait, i just... i just want to point out
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you know, i woke up and i was like, ah, i'll shave. and i shaved. and then i was like, i should do some dishes. did some dishes. then i was like, well, the kitchen's clean. but like there's still like the fridge has a bunch of clothes or not clothes. the fridge has a bunch of food in it that is like not good. like we'll never eat it. so i was like, all right, let's clean out the fridge. and then after i cleaned out the fridge, i was like, now there's all these dirty dishes again. so i did those dishes.
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if my wife starts doing the dishes, all of a sudden i'm like, i need to go put the dishes away. i need to refill this water bottle. i need to wipe down the counter. and i'm sure she's like, get the fuck out of the kitchen. i'm doing the dishes. and if i'm cooking, all of a sudden my wife's like, i need to rearrange the mug cabinet. i need to go, let's clean out the fridge right now. and i'm like, get out of the kitchen. i'm cooking right now. i need all this space. so i think there's something, i think you're knocking at the door of something universal in the human experience, which is like,
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if my wife starts doing the dishes, all of a sudden i'm like, i need to go put the dishes away. i need to refill this water bottle. i need to wipe down the counter. and i'm sure she's like, get the fuck out of the kitchen. i'm doing the dishes. and if i'm cooking, all of a sudden my wife's like, i need to rearrange the mug cabinet. i need to go, let's clean out the fridge right now. and i'm like, get out of the kitchen. i'm cooking right now. i need all this space. so i think there's something, i think you're knocking at the door of something universal in the human experience, which is like,
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there's a couple of dishes that you just made and all the dishes are clean. you just give them a quick little rinse and scrub and then, you know, in 180 seconds you got a clean kitchen again. it's the price you pay for having, you know, nice things including dishes you can eat off that are clean, you know? you do your part. part of the reason i'm also like not worried about my own... i just want to see sprinklers shoot once. there we go. it's getting there. it's getting there.
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at least after half an hour of doing the dishes, you know. it's done. for today at least. i'm not fucking with you. if i was at my friend's house, he had two pcs and he was like, do you want to play league of legends with me? i might be like, can't i just like clean your kitchen instead? it's cleaning for other people. it hits different man. what about dota 2? that's different. it's a completely different game. it has denies.
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was i was in the work kitchen, different coworker by the way, but i was in the work kitchen and i was washing off a plate and this guy came in and said, what are you doing? and i said, i'm doing the dishes. and he said, why are you doing it with cold water? and i was embarrassed because in my head i was like, oh, duh, you use hot water to clean the dishes. and i said, oh, you know, climate change and all that. dude definitely left thinking i was a complete moron.
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