Quotes about “Kitchen clean”
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the kitchen. oh mine there, right? nothing in it, bro. there's a lamp but it's in the wall. oh man, i'm prepared oh, yeah, well the phone's in the fucking cabinet yeah oh cursed staircase i'm up. i'm up. i love cursed staircase. i love it clown horn wow, and i'm like, uh, so tired. i think i can't clean overdose dude
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i will say too, i want to protect myself. my wife is cleaner than me without a doubt and her bathroom is cleaner than mine. and she's got like more products than i have so it should be hard for her to keep it clean but she does a better job of it than i do. but sometimes, you know, it'd be like, hey there's a party happening at girls house tonight. bring your whole house over. we bring our whole house over, we go to the bathroom and i'm like, you live like this? kitchen, spotless. bedroom, spotless. bed made.
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let's clean their kitchen for them. we're staying in their house. you know, they're cooking meals for us. we're engaging in their hospitality. let's clean their kitchen for them. so kate did the dishes. i dried the dishes. it was looking spic and span. and then we came to a dilemma. the dishwasher was open. and this motherfucker was 98. you're gonna know where this is going based on the way that i'm talking about it.
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but it also sparked a heated discussion on the way home where i was like, some people out there don't know how to use their dishwasher. why are you filling your dishwasher to 150% capacity, which means that your kitchen is dirty 100% of the time, when you could just fill the dishwasher up with the day's dishes, run it, empty it in the morning and have a clean kitchen all the time? it doesn't make sense, man!
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yo, is there a window down there? there is no window into the kitchen. these people, they gotta clean up a little. here we go. there's a pillow. just a civilian. ladies and gentlemen. 85. is this enough? we got him. ladies and gentlemen. we got him. hit the enter button, not the r button. b. no penalties at all. probably could have arrested a few more suspects, but
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corners checked. all right. this room is an oyster. do you have any flash bangs? i do. what does that mean though? it means it's only got a clue. oh my god. this is a mess, dude. what happened? no, we didn't. the guy with the uzi ran. oh, okay. he's like that was a clean kill. look at our score. dude, that is the entire air. do you have a flashbang? i do. do you think they had a kitchen up here? yeah. yeah. i see a pillow. i always protect the pillows. double!
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um, can we get a tomato burger? yeah, who the fuck is littering all over our kitchen? tomato burger. me dropping 17 things because we don't have trash. there's a thief! there's a thief! there's a thief! plain burger. beat his ass! plain burger, plain burger. oh, you already you just did the fries? okay, that's huge. look at that. tomato burger's ready to go. oh, that was a that was a spicy one! that was clean. that was fucking clean. yo, nice mvp. the phone went wild.
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maybe even late 2000s. you're the asshole? people like you are why people with real life threatening food allergies aren't taken seriously? is that true or do you just want them to feel bad? because that doesn't seem right. it seems like they took her food allergy seriously. and i don't see read anything in her post that is like an indication that they're not gonna take it seriously next time. especially if they get paid like a few hundred extra bucks to clean their kitchen. who doesn't take life threatening allergies seriously? i don't even want to go here, okay? but there are people
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and i was like, oh god, it's a shadow kitchen. i wonder whose it is. so i looked up the address. it's not a shadow kitchen at all. it's an old, very shitty pizza place. oh no. that had terrible reviews that was like, i guess we'll just rebrand with a pun name and have a clean slate of reviews. i hate that. tony bologna's? i bet you it's gonna work. it's actually, it's a, you're all i need.
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dirty, like hideous immediately, you would be like, oh my god, my glasses are dirty. but what happens is they get like 1% dirtier like every six hours and it's the frog in the pot of boiling water. you know, if something, the kitchen goes from perfectly clean to very untidy in the natural process of dinner being cooked.
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was i was in the work kitchen, different coworker by the way, but i was in the work kitchen and i was washing off a plate and this guy came in and said, what are you doing? and i said, i'm doing the dishes. and he said, why are you doing it with cold water? and i was embarrassed because in my head i was like, oh, duh, you use hot water to clean the dishes. and i said, oh, you know, climate change and all that. dude definitely left thinking i was a complete moron.
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but my actual best dish is, here's what you do, okay? so first off, you need a really clean kitchen counter to do this, because this is not something you can just do on a cutting board. you need the whole counter, okay? so you pour out an entire bag or two of tostitos hint of lime tortilla chips on your marble countertop, and then you take a jar of
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yeah, but you use a hand towel like twice and it's dirty. i use it for like a week straight. well your hands are clean after you wash your hands. yeah, but don't you use the... i got a little towel in the kitchen using that to pick up little spills and shit. i will say that at the very least... paper towels are spills. if i wash my hands and i use paper towel, i'll leave the paper towel there and use it a second time to like wipe up a mess or something. i don't believe you.
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