Quotes about “Kirk”
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1614.760
dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped.
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1645.300
well, i don't know. he might make it back. what about that owen wilson movie, right? here's my theory, is that captain james t. kirk doesn't make it back, casey affleck makes it back and has to be like, he has to break the news because he's got those doe eyes and he can be like this. right, right, right. i'm sorry, kate hudson. hey! what's better? fucking red flame or cat face? red flame. yeah, they're both pretty good though. this is also true. i took red flame.
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1691.800
josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about?
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1720.360
well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it.
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7177.940
i have! i used to play with my mother. i can tell by his voice he has me. i'm totally fine! i beat i beat no you have, rob. stop fucking lying. i beat i had we had the one that was all six episodes or all three episodes or whatever. i'm gonna beat you. yeah, captain kirk was great in that one. i really like the lego harry potter. i played all of that. you played quidditch in it? did i do what now? you played quidditch.
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11578.440
it's like when movies try to terribly knock off the names of popular sodas. we're gonna name this spinite. this one... kirk. is this some shaq soda bullshit? no, i'm just speeding this up now. ford? oh, stop. you hit oil. oh, i thought you were drawing one of those hats that have the butt at the top.
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8954.780
okay, alright. i get it now. i still don't get it, but i just guess tree things. oh, okay. well, about like a... i would have drawn... captain james t. kirk from the new star trek films. i would have drawn things falling off of it. cone. pine cone. i don't not like the gear vr anymore. i just don't really use it anymore. like, it's so lazy to say this, but it's more trouble than it's worth to like...
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8604.080
it was better. we've heard the jerk and the kirk one before. you never heard the more where that came from? well, not on quiplash. something david schwimmer probably repeats to himself every day. the friends theme song or i am the best friend. i know it. i am. that is such a ross thing. upperclass wallers. thank you as well. for the resum.
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6731.040
alright, you got 10 seconds left. oh fuck! rob was just trying to look for like this math about tweet instead of actually answering. we shouldn't have conversations while we have to put in props because that's like... that's good. what game for bananas? proof of intelligent design or the atheist nightmare? okay. everybody seen that kirk cameron video? mmm.
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6764.260
oh, they reposted a correct version. well, that's nice. that's better than nothing. point is you tried. uh, yeah, alright, my second answer's gonna be real. oh, this bird's so cute! ooh, the atheist nightmare with a quick lash. wow. wow. wow. wow. i take the funnier thing out of that kirk cameron video apparently.
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10125.500
it's a lot cleverer than i think it gets respect for. it's pretty funny. like in those trailers where they're like academy award winner kirk lazarus and mtv award best kiss winner tobey maguire. the trailers at the start are actually probably one of the best parts of the whole film. i did buy that for my grandfather for christmas one year and then the next, well the next year
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1009.980
i'm olmec. oh my god is kirk fogg there? i don't think kirk kirk fogg is there. no i think he is. kirk or kirk kirk fogg is in it? no way. i don't know. you talking about the host? yeah. yeah i think he's in it. what? i think he has like a like a cameo. he's just been like kicking in the woods with olmec all these years. yeah. well no i think they go to like it like it's a theme park i think. i don't remember. i saw the trailer like a year ago.
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1036.800
nobody in chat has seen it. i think oh, that's so good. are we sure it exists? i thought i saw it on the listings one night because i'm a hundred but whoa i got a patient kirk fog is in the main cast. oh, yeah. he's getting paid scale then hmm
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6732.700
nick as gold man me as thor odinson and austin as owen wilson bob odins kirk can you ready up please? we need a profession from the audience! go! police officer. that was easy. i got a hoy!
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3659.440
always thought it was like blank check was just like we want to make richie rich, but we don't have the license yeah, a little bit speaking of movies see dunkirk not yet. is it has it been like received really well or or no? yes okay, who's this kirk? what's he done? he's done kirk. thank you you english. oh
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you say dunkirk? it's dunkirk. is that when they're done with the last captain kirk and they recycle him into the new iteration, then he's dunkirk? very true. please give me a passpartout, uh, window? endless mode. i got granola thrown! endless mode act two, the best act. thank you kalistigro for the 14 months, and by the way we did reach our sub goal so there will be a cauldron emote coming up. so thank you for that. window capture passpartout.
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