Quotes about “King of carrot flowers”
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damn it. aw dude, the jets are winning! heyyyy. so stoked. like, i had king and carrot left and the only thing i f***ing liked about was like, neutral co tel. but i can't f***ing do that. king of carrot. king of carrot flowers. yeah dude! yeah, neutral mouth hotel. neutral mouth hotel. uh, why don't we take some time to pimp our channels a little? neutral moat. ha fu. oh. oh. hi! hi mark! it's been a while.
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1819.10
turn to page 405 for the king of carrot flowers part 2. that's actually a plus 4. first it's a plus 2 because it's a neutral milk hotel reference. then it's a plus 2 because the king of carrot flowers part 2 is just the only lyrics for the first minute and a half of the song are i love you jesus christ. so you really thought that joke through. unlike the corners joke, it actually makes sense in two different ways, which is why you earn yourself a plus 4.
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1880.94
do you like king of flower crown part 1 or 2 and 3 more? is this another dude, autocorrect is a menace today. you must be talking about the king of carrot flowers, right? not the king of flower crown. you and you are the king of... ducking shut. that's auto neutral milk hotel?
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jeff mangum. it is funny that he says siemens stains the mountain tops and his name is mangum. king of carrot flowers son or communist daughter? hmm, i have to think about it. i feel like i don't know that much about the king of carrot flowers except like his parents seem to have like a bad relationship with each other. because like his mom would drink until she was no longer speaking and dad would kick the garbage all across the floor or whatever.
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so i can't really insult the king of carrot flowers. she was sticking knives into her husband's shoulder. yeah, but dad would dream of all the different ways to die. so in a way it's kind of like he was asking for it. we all understand untitled is the best song on the album. i mean if you ask me nine times what the best song on that album is, i might give you nine different answers. but i'd probably hew maybe towards ghost. but it's a matter of opinion for sure.
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737.780
imagine? jeff mancom. when you were young you were the king of carrot flowers. it's up there. it's up there for sure. i would tell you about... i was at a friend's house once and he had like a collector's edition of that record.
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tell them, tell them that story about when you were young and you were the... what were you? what did they call you when you were young again? and then it would be like, oh, i don't really want to dredge up the past. yo, no, no, i remember when you were young and they called you like the king of carrot flowers or whatever, and how you built like a tower that was tumbling to the fricking sea or whatever. tell them about it, bro. tell them. that's getting a lot of plus twos, but i got to figure out how i'm going to, how i'm going to phrase it. okay, for now, slash marker me.
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899.96
so i personally encourage you to educate yourself a little bit before you go around saying ignorant shit like that. when i was a kid, i was the king of carrot flowers. no, you weren't man. you're like the 800th. excuse me. no, you weren't. when i was a king, i was the kid of carrot flowers. no, you fucking weren't, man. you're like the 800th person that said that. you can't all be the king of carrot flowers. kid of carrot flowers. whatever, man. i love you, jesus christ or whatever.
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960.76
what a hit! did you see that shit? that was fucking clean, man! oh yeah, we did the badminton into the cup one. don't even worry about that. honestly, that was easy. someone said the next one made them quit the game. that's exciting for me. that was me? okay, king of carrot flowers. let me guess, your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking type shit and dad would dream of all the different ways to die or whatever? real original.
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1777.18
alive girl and then jeff mangum, of course king of carrot flowers part two says i love you jesus christ we combine them and then it's a it's a man gum bezos double feature. oh, i get it now it's just like i'm not trying to be like a complete piece of garbage but when you understand both parts of the joke, but you can't put it together it does make me question your commitment to sparkle motion the lineup for brazilian brain lifts starts over there and
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mark twain also had a huge ass. i actually dated him in college. he was mid to be honest. he didn't eat pussy. we take those. get me out of here. ice clamors ain't so bad, man. reach the mountaintop. do they know what stains the top of the mountaintop though? munka? jeff mangum? it is funny that he says semen stains the mountaintops and his name is mangum. king of carrot flowers son or communist daughter? hmm, i have to think about it.
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i feel like i don't know that much about the king of carrot flowers except like his parents seem to have like a bad relationship with each other. because like his mom would drink until she was no longer speaking and dad would kick the garbage all across the floor or whatever. so i can't really insult the king of carrot flowers. come on man. she was sticking knives into her husband's shoulder? yeah but dad would dream of all the different ways to die so in a way it's kind of like he was asking for it.
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3290.74
come on, man. come on, how could i get the eggplant but not make it to the fucking platform? it doesn't make sense, dude. i actually dated the king of carrot flowers. he was mid. well, now i've done it. now i've done it. we all understand untitled's the best song on the album. i mean, if you ask me nine times what the best song on that album is, i might give you nine different answers, but i'd probably hew maybe towards ghost.
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558.36
straight out of compton. that's a good one. okay. yeah, you're now about to witness the strength of street knowledge spent all keys. i only had two keys to spend i had to open the door tom sawyer is indeed track one, but i have like a no, come on okay, then the king of carrot flowers is in the same boat. okay, i
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it can't be the best track one of all time if it's not even the best song on his album. king of carrot flowers part 1, i mean we're talking it's not even really close to being the best song on the album. when you got, you know, ghost and holland 1945 and you know, maybe depends how you feel about o'cumlee or something like that. get me out of here. it's true just the title track in the airplane over the sea. same with
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