Quotes about “Kill me you don’t understand”
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and then draw a dice. like four shadow mantle plan. kill your ass. kill your ass and i'm chilling. oh, right, they're mandatory actions. i understand. okay, we'll put it on you because you're not going to die. and i can use all these actions right from the get go. deal one corruption to a random target x times where x is the amount of hex dice you have in your pool. i don't know about all that, okay? convert. okay, they won't let me. they won't let me. i understand. just follow the algo, bro.
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when you watch something like, you know, dumb and dumber, you have like a belly laugh. wes anderson, you're like, i understand why this would be humorous. and i say this as someone who noted wes anderson in joyer, by the way. except for the darjeeling limited. that movie's kind of like, it's kind of doodoo, in my opinion. hey, don't kill me or whatever. yeah, um, look, i'm not upset.
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are those meant to go in the soup? why are you i don't know. what are you doing? i don't want this. i'm a man of my word. i'm a man of my fucking word. why'd you do this? well, the reason i did it is because i thought it wouldn't happen and it would be funny anyways. yeah, no that's well, congrats apollo. you're gonna kill me, man. you don't understand. you're gonna find your friends in the sticks, okay man? that's incredible.
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seven, seven fucking hits is what you take. you take seven hits to kill. are you fucking kidding me? there are bosses in the early game that don't take seven hits to kill. i can't deal with another dragon right now, okay? i just want you to know, i am losing my ability to ken right now. you have to put it in tumblr speech. i don't even understand what it means, but i know the kids are saying it, so it's gonna be really good for my performance in the 18 to 24 demographic. oop, oop, oop. okay, careful.
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whoa nick kill him trying nick kill him it was so close to that fucking gun cook you do it did cook me you cook my goose gooses cook cook cook. i'm a hammer in the middle. yeah. sorry nick. okay, i don't really understand what happened
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and i opened two portals for you. so hopefully you can understand my... oh yeah, i think it's the nuggets. my gem is full! my gem is full. we've done it dude. let's get out of here. no, there's still a skelly on you dude! i know, i know! i'm trying to close the thing. oh, there we go. i don't want to spam bats because they're gonna hit malf too. no, i'll kill these guys, don't worry. oh, what's up boys? look at our good friend malf by the way. hey, stop hitting me.
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we had two kills, lady geist, that you cost me with your... we were doing so good. why are you salty? i don't understand. she's costing me my stats. and then at the end of the game, people are going to be like, why are your stats so bad? there's this unspoken advanced stats that people don't talk about, ok? now i accidentally raised my dpi or something and i'm spinning around a million miles into... there we go. we're back on 800. ok, what's the call? ok, they're going to overextend. we're going to kill them all. you help me.
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fucking we swazandiznuff. is this like a these nuts thing? you're gonna hit me with like a these nuts thing. i don't understand. this is a bathroom. i gotta kill some targets, man. i can't figure out how to get downstairs. okay, this is the tough room. it's you. okay. let me just this is easy. you just take a peek. she goes back here. okay.
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i'm not gonna play as other characters and super meat boy. it doesn't work like that if you play as uh, if you play as man from braid, does the time that you rewind come off of your speedrun? should that's what they got in this version isn't that just the 360 one? otherwise, i don't understand why twin galaxies man. oh, that's probably kill me, huh? why twin galaxies man has to pour over every frame of the footage?
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now just kill rattata before he shoots! i botched it and took some damage, but... oh, was that a minigun? triple machine gun. i know that people are always ragging on me, take triple machine gun. i don't like it because of the ammo cost, and i understand that's a little hypocritical considering i love the assault rifle and that can cost you three ammo to kill a 1 hp minion. but, you know, that's my story and i'm sticking to it! extra speed, extra stomach. okay, so now we've got like the ideal combination of items here, for my taste at least.
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