Quotes about “Kids get the devil”
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because we are never not going to have this invincibility. the shot speed is irrelevant. we're really just riding this until we get to other deals with the devil. nope, not even close. but then, you know, the thing that makes marge very sympathetic is the fact that she loves her family above all else. she respects that... or she understands, you know, homer not the most intelligent character in the world, but she, you know, she loves him, she loves her kids, and that's what makes her a good character.
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959.80
by the way, like i mentioned, give up on your dreams, kids. no, but give up on your dreams of getting to boss rush. we are not going to be making it on this run unless we get... there is like a conceivable way out, but it's very low percentage chance right now. if we got like a joker card, and then of course an unbelievably good deal with the devil, and all of a sudden we're sitting pretty. this is where i was worried about a little bit of a low speed situation negatively impacting us. god damn it.
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how about this one? am i the asshole for ruining easter by agreeing with a self righteous little brat that i am a devil worshipper? before i even load this story up, i love when adults get tilted by kids. especially, like if it's a 14 year old, sure. like you go off on them, ruin easter or whatever. but if they're like nine, i just gotta know. i gotta know more about you, that you let a kid get inside your head like that. okay. here we go.
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999.98
down to the next floor, i really can't imagine that we don't get a deal with the devil here. i would be surprised, i would be perturbed, disappointed, a little bit pissed off, peeved, ornery, something wrong with my medulla oblongata, no colonel sanders, you're wrong, mama's right. sorry, just my adam sandler gland kicking in there. my adam glandler, if you will, which all 90s kids were implanted with when they were eight years old. the doctor called himself the water boy.
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525.06
all i do in my bed is eat crackers. see it's a meta you thought it was going to be about sexual intercourse and then i brought it back to something else altogether no, no, they let us back in the shop which is nice or in the in the devil deal which is nice even if the item was garbage we've gone like way out of our way to do some deals with the angel lately and i usually get paid back with a kick in the teeth so you know what we'll stick with what we got for now and i've you back any game kids fine, but the iv bag is cooler. oh
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you got like another 50 years of life, you know, watching your kids grow up and like watching the whole entire life of your children. let's not get into like watching them die. let's assume that they get offered the same devil's gambit that we had here. you got a bunch of kids with like missing genitals, but they're gonna live a long time.
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66.18
to have an easy run, or even if not an easy run, dare i suggest a conventional run? deal with the devil on this floor, you know, white picket fence house two kids, you get the idea. i just want to not, like we were under a vice grip the entire final run, or the entire last run. sorry, that's one of the times those words don't really make sense as synonyms.
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if it's a shit item, don't take it just to be zany. the red hearts can still be valuable either on a future deal with the devil or, you know, just in keeping you alive. look for tinted rocks. and don't forget to wear sunscreen. only 90s kids are gonna get that one. here's something that some people... i thought it was like semi common knowledge, but what i classify as common knowledge is actually highly specific trivia that doesn't imply intelligence, but rather just an unabashed loyalty to minutia.
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telling your kids the movie's good and you'll be home soon. insulting. okay, please god. we have a 33% chance of a deal with the devil. we can win the run without a deal with the devil and we can win the run without dying to get dark judas, but i would really like to, you know, finesse either of those into existence if possible.
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but i think that is pre is that what kids play these days? back when i was a kid it was diablo 2. you'd go back to like, you know, 6th grade recess and you'd be like, oh man i just got the haradric cube. you'd be like, what's the haradric cube? oh my god that sounds so cool! it was cool. thank you for asking. mostly it's just that the game has like, you know, 8.2 billion players. so i figure it's probably pretty ubiquitous. alright, gertie's dead. we get a speed upgrade which i like. a deal with the devil, um...
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