Quotes about “Khaleesi”
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fucking good. oh my fucking god. would you guys like some klushlitzen? mine flooded me so hard. alright, wow, gross. klc, kentucky loud country. khaleesi likes chicks. kait loves sea star star star. tryptonite laced chicken. kentucky licked chicken. kraft light cheese. you know, in the books, khaleesi does like chicks. nobody cares.
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loud country. what is that at all? it's spell drying. that was in last, yep. and then, kryptonite lace chicken, kentucky licked chicken, khaleesi likes chicks, kraft liked cheese, and kate loves cats. cats. cats. oh, cheese! she can like cheese. i think mel fucking won.
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the questions were like you know kelly khaleesi deborah or monica monica she's like i don't know maybe the ones
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khaleesi? is that like, remember back in the day, that first guy, dammit, that first guy who got close to a million dollars and then he fucked up on pokemon on the last question? oh nice. oh i saw that episode live! yeah me too, i remember that. as it happens. which one of these is not a pokemon? squirtle, pikachu, charmander, or bugaduffetuberderk? that one.
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it's like episode five or something. khaleesi picks up a dragon egg, she puts it in the freaking fight. this is spoilers for season one by the way, which came out like eight years ago. so if i've seen it by now, as far as i'm concerned, that's like the spoiler limit. she picks up a dragon egg and she puts it in the fire. and then her servant comes in and goes khaleesi. and then she tries to pick up the dragon egg and her hands get burned. and then khaleesi's like my hands didn't get burned cuz i had dirty targaryen blood makes me immune to fire.
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i know dirty is the right word to use but yeah i mean dirty like that was a dirty dangle. yeah i know. dirty, dirty blood. and then later, viserys targaryen, you know the whiny dude with the long hair, you know he gets like molten gold poured on his head and then that's how i want to go. khaleesi goes, he was no dragon.
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dragons can't be killed by fire. and i was like, that's a very good statement khaleesi. you know, you're working on your pithy comebacks and stuff. that wasn't fire. that was molten metal.
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she's still got... she's staying. i hope that in like season two she doesn't make a bath of liquid gold and then get in it. because i don't think she's gonna have the kind of reaction that she wants. i think they'll just chip her out of it if it like you know cools on her. they'll just be like oh we got a khaleesi statue but you can't hold your breath forever so don't get any on your mouth. okay let me raise a question.
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then you could get lucky and win two if you win three in a row you should really get like your name in gold or something yeah sorry, i'm like loud i was gonna say if you ever had to dip me in gold cuz like i broke the khaleesi's orders like just leave me don't chip me out. i want to be remembered that way the khaleesi's orders well, i know i'm saying if i broke them interrupted the sanctity of a feast i
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celebrating the khaleesi and drew a sword at vaes dothrak, which is against the sacred laws. he obviously deserved it. alright, alright. let's go boys, let's go. ready, i'm just gonna slieve me in the gold is what i'm saying. this game messes my sound up for some reason. you still sound good to us. good to me at least. that's good. that's good. who's the naked one? is that nick? yeah. see how big my dick is?
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peter dinklage marries khaleesi and they have best babies. i wouldn't put it past that. ingenious. they would have really great babies, i agree. they would. they'd be really funny and also powerful and also just smart in general.
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the only thing i won't eat is chicken cordon bleu. what? why? and why the only thing? i imagine there's more. nah, i'll try anything once. i've eaten like a deer heart. are you saying you won't try chicken cordon bleu once? but the deer heart. it's like a twitter... it's an image of a tweet. i want a dan geesling khaleesi moment.
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i was pronounced donkey congolese. i didn't understand that. yeah, donkey kong's taking a trip to belize. can you guys do your best jorah mormont impression, please? khaleesi.
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that's not i only admonish because i know you can do better something like that. you know it's crazy khaleesi i am sworn to protect you khaleesi khaleesi is not acceptable so it's just batman come here khaleesi
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is he the closest character to batman in game of thrones? absolutely not. where is khaleesi? get out of here, fucking yellow man. yeah, that's right. wow. geez, josh. you're the one who did the impression earlier. khaleesi. that's why i'm allowed to do the impression. you caught me? right in the cock. actually, i'm a rooster. ready. i bet.
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yay, we got elizabeth. okay, we got a, there's, i'm trying to think of other kids i've seen at the daycare and other kids i've seen at activity gym. ruth. okay, i need some answers from chad, some answers. kaylee, yeah dude, okay, nevermind. i can't even get the top 50? skylar, let me think, lily. that was good, it's a popular young actresses names. dakota, millie, khaleesi,
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oh, oh, sorry. oh, i forgot about the pedals. okay, i forgot about the pedals. that's a guy who, um, guy who plays the bassoon being introduced to the world's first piano. that's getting a lot of plus twos. i'm a little surprised, honestly. how does the mcdonald's sprite fit in? well, when i film the sketch, he'll be drinking a mcdonald's sprite, um, the whole time. like, he'll have a mcdonald's sprite in his hand, like khaleesi had the, uh,
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hit the seal, hit the seal, hit the seal! ooooooooh! like khaleesi had the starbucks. anyway, five wins. it's actually not that bad considering how much we cratered in the mid game. yeah, then he takes a sip and he says, sorry about all that piano slander. i was just mad because i asked for sprite and they gave me sierra mist. and then he goes, everything's not gonna be alright. we'll be, uh... about a pouting computer. hey computer, can you load up, um...
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ah, that's her. yes, okay. you're tyrion lannister, you're khaleesi, you're varys, you're joffrey, you're margaery tyrell. average score, 92%. maybe i'm the sicko. the office by mouth? these are just... you know what's funny? i was about to say these are just real people, you sickos. then i realized...
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do it but it's not that bad. it's better than khaleesi, exactly. it's better than dovahkin, absolutely. probably a bunch of people in chat right now are probably named ness. so don't step to me. i would never name my kid elsa. okay. super mario koopa, bullet bill.
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this is why you don't name your kid khaleesi and then, you know, be mad if your husband knocks up somebody else and they name the kid khal drago, okay? just because their name's on ad elsa too, they don't have to be friends. you can have like a really close relationship with your half sibling or you could have no relationship with your half sibling. i don't know, i'm guessing you guys probably live like two houses down from each other so it seems like you're probably going to be in each other's life but it's just weird, you know?
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jamie lannister after the khaleesi loot train. he fell in the water in full plate mail. what's gonna happen to jamie lannister? he might drown, he might be captured by the other forces. nope, he just swam away. he's okay.
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